If You Were a Ghost, What Would You Do?

Haunt locker rooms.

Kill myself.

Be a incubus (male succubus), and haunt colleges.

Can ghosts go anywhere? I'd love to dive into the deep ocean and see the deep sea creatures. Or fly to the moon.

Haunt my father every second of every day.

I'm with R3, constant ghost rape. Gently and pleasurably. But... It's really the only honest answer. I can scare and spy on anyone now.

I’d be all like oooooooooooooooooooooooooo! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Find a really great hotel that didn’t already have one in residence and do all the things a traditional ghost does. I’d probably start at the Timberline lodge on Mt. Hood.

Haunt Trumpers and Q-freaks, doing my best to make them even crazier.

I’d spy on people, try to write on a mirror.

Look for other ghosts.

Have a three way with Ghost Cary Grant and Ghost Randolph Scott.

I would want to live most of my ghostly life very much like Gus the Ghost. Living in the attic of a nice hot gay couple with an only fan's website. Traveling to other dimensions and exacting my revenge on a few dirty bitches!

Like OP, I might do favors for the living residents of my house, like set all their bad art and furniture out on the curb on trash day, or move a chair or a console to where it looks best, replace the cool white lightbulbs with warm glow incandescents, or remove one object at a time from each room until perfection was achieved.

Crime solving!

If I was a ghost, I’d help find missing children and murders because I’ve had time and access to everywhere and I’d send it all in spooky messages to cops!

Ghost sex with Ghost Jon-Erik Hexum. But I'd make him wear a hat, to cover, you know...

Jon-Erik Hexum was a babe

I'd get some nice linen sheets to wear.

I’m extremely curious how pathetic djt’s life at night is. How he styles his hair - it must look bizarre while wet.

i loved gus the ghost!

Make Dick Cheney's remaining days ones of constant terror

Same thing I've been doing for years: trying to make friends with people only to end up scaring the crap out of them.

I'd get some of my spectral friends to help me put on a production of "Follies."

I don't think ghosts get to choose the place they haunt. That's sort of the point of ghosts. They're spirits trapped between worlds in the place where something bad happened to them.

I'd write a play about Henrik Ibsen.

If I could morf my ghostly spirit by going into the body of a living person, take over the pilot on any plane that Trump and various other famous people I hate, then do all sorts of dangerous stunts on the plane. Anything to literally scare the crap out of the Donald or Putin or the rocket man. If they have a heart attack and die, then that's the way it goes, but they'd be found dead covered in their own piss, shit and vomit.

I'd wear a designer ghost caftan and long noisy earrings i can jangle.

I'd go around haunting anyone who used Autumn Sunrise as their hair color.

This pandemic has been going on so long and I’ve been trapped in my apartment for three years-I’m not actually sure I’m not already a ghost.

OP, I bought this book and read it in one afternoon! It’s the woman the TV show “Ghost Whisperer” was based on and some of the stories are hysterical. One ghost was angry his young wife remarried and so the wife called to get rid of him. They always have a choice to cross over, or NOT…

I'd like to be a poltergeist and move things around. Perhaps stack some kitchen chairs and bend cutlery. I'd like to freak people out a bit, but I wouldn't hurt anyone.

I would put Greg's big greasy dildos on the Coffee Table during his fancy Afternoon Tea parties.

Haunt any and all hot daddies. I'd just be a daddy ghost. Over and over and over.

[quote]This pandemic has been going on so long and I’ve been trapped in my apartment for three years-I’m not actually sure I’m not already a ghost.

Hey, R28/Rip van Winkle, I don't want to make assumptions, maybe you have a sound medical reason to have not left your apartment for three years, but, just in case you were asleep when the news broke, you do know that the rest of us stepped outside and reentered life some time ago?

[quote]R23 I don't think ghosts get to choose the place they haunt. That's sort of the point of ghosts. They're spirits trapped between worlds in the place where something bad happened to them.

[italic]Were you there?![/quote]

There are ghost horses and such they can ride around. And they feast on ancient banquette long gone.

Evidence shows they can’t really move things, tho. Otherwise all our brake lines would be cut.

^^ ghosts tampered with my formatting [bold]: o

Boo!

[quote]Can ghosts go anywhere?

No, they’re confined to the place they died.

R37, and they haunt places, not people. Also, they are formerly human.

Demons, of course, possess people, not places, and will follow you even when you check into a hotel in a vain attempt to escape their Satanic clutches. They have never been human.

Ghosts can be mildly dangerous but are usually just scary. Demons are usually fatal, plus your soul will burn in hell for all eternity.

I had a friend who believed in ghosts. Loved stuff about that really and Halloween stuff.

Well he offed himself. Really everyone felt so bad, he was such a likeable guy, a loveable guy really. But he did.

So I ended up helping his father, going to his house that was left abandoned. No one knew at first he did it, he did it away from his home out in the desert far far away from the city. Became a missing person.

In that time I had to go to his house, mind it so it would get robbed. Full of things that were very expensive. Thought he'd come home. But one day as I went in the door closed itself locking me outside. It was an inside porch door and was really just a wrought iron barred door, and I could see into the living room and house and I by that time (it was already 2 months he was missing) said, 'That scared me, Brit) and I heard, very loudly the old in the movies thing we've all heard before coming from nowhere, 'ooo000oooooooh!'

Man! My blood froze. I nearly passed out.

That was what my friend decided to do, as he now WAS a ghost, and I suddenly KNEW it!

P.S. I asked him please don't do that again. Scared the hell out of me (I said this on another day) and he never did. Ghosts can be nice, too.

possess *your* phone/pc.