A vision in emerald…

Is Prince Andrew going to marry her again?

Not a chance. There was one, but it flew away on the Lolita Express.

Did she forget her Spanx on that trip? That gown is not flattering to her bloated belly.

"The Duchess of York, 62, resembled a goddess in the velvet and silk dress, that showed off her lovely figure."

"She opted for a full face of glamorous makeup"

LOL

Those boys at the DailyMail have outdone themselves.

Has she been reduced to sewing her own clothes?

Hey, at least she doesn't have pit stains.

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Who wears velvet in June?

Was it a Princess Michael hand me down from the 70s?

My guess is that she gained a ton of weight in a short amount of time and this was the only outfit she could cobble together. It’s reminiscent of Scarlet O’Hara’s drapes as interpreted by Carol Burnett.

That’s quite the pooch.

[quote]Who wears velvet in June?

No one in Italy.

On Sunday in Santa Margherita di Pula the high was 32.2 degrees.

That's 90 degrees Fahrenheit

And her date, Danny Glover, came in blue jeans, lol.

Looks likes she scooped up the drapes from the chalet to cobble together this outfit.

Love Sarah, Duchess of York. I just love her.

However, she would have done better if her outfit were reversed: a lighter silk top and a darker velvet dress on the bottom to slim her down a bit and disguise the pooch.

Sarah does a lot of charity work. She's been working her duchess arse off in Poland before and throughout this whole Ukraine nightmare.

Di Young Stay Pretty

The comments are vicious:

[quote]Nothing a decent fasting diet, exercise and Botox couldn't fix.

[quote]Ferg---You missed the Jubille, Girl.

[quote]No wonder her ex prefers underage girls.

Does she not own Spanx? This outfit was a 2 pair day.

She's doing fine and sends her love.

She looked so much better in The Black Eyed Peas.

The Duchess of Gunt

[quote] Is Prince Andrew going to marry her again?

They are not in a relationship and haven't been since their divorce. He only keeps her around for grifting purposes. He would sell access to his mother and other favors, like renting out the palaces to rich people to have parties at. Fergie is the one who was the go between with the money. She even got busted for it during an undercover sting by one of the tabloids.

Then they realized they needed to be careful and they started having the people deposit money into their daughter's bank accounts. They got found out a few months ago, but the tabloids played that down. Fergie, Andrew and the entire royal family are just a bunch of grifters. Charles does a similar thing. He has his friends pay for things and he sells recommendations for/arranges knighthoods

rich people do all kinds of favors for the royals. They loan them jets, yachts, and estates for free vacations all the time.

Her ensemble was inspired by the color of the purge they had to keep wiping from the Queen Mother's mouth before they got the lid on her box(es).

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At least we don’t have to see her pins.

For r15.

I'd ask does her pussy stink, but between the heat, velvet and gunt- I'd hate to be downwind.

That is just sad and cruel. The DM has truly surpassed itself with purple prose. Fergie has definitely entered Grey Gardens territory with her attire. That get-up looks like the material you'd find on a Halloween costume from Walmart. Her new Italian aristo son-in-law has to rescue her; he has done a marvellous job with her daughter in a very short time.

Old lady hands.

Hey, Fergie, have you heard the news?...

At least Josh Hartnett's feet look clean.

Is she wearing a hair net?

She needs to wear her hair up--she's too old to have it down and have it look good. She should take the cue from her former sisters in law Anne and Sophie.

Shiny fabrics only look good on tight dresses if you're skinny--they look terrible on normal people or people who are slightly overweight.

Another example of second-rate wannabe royals appearing in outfits that might actually work if only they fit.

[quote]Sarah does a lot of charity work. She's been working her duchess arse off in Poland before and throughout this whole Ukraine nightmare.

She does it for the frequent flier miles - and she truly deserves them. With her figure, flying coach must be a nightmare. And they make you pay for your drinks.

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Oh boy. I also have a tummy so I feel for Sarah F.

SILK/ SATIN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND - any thin chemise type fabric - stay away! One needs construction in this area if you have some tummy flab. And SPANX!

That’s a rough 62. She could pass for 82.

She looks like she regrets her too generous portion of loin of cod with prunes.

An emerald caftan is more forgiving for our full figures, Sarah.

The makeup is also awful.

Aren't those the curtains in the Gift-Wrapping Room?

I know this is shocking when you consider what a fashion icon Fergie was in her youth...

Spanx? That gal needs a good old fashioned girdle if not a whalebone corset.

She appears to be drooling...did the RF take away her Spit boy?

Why the hell is she wearing that heavy assed dress to a summery event in Italy in June? It doesn't make any sense.

Her naval is apparently 4" in diameter, and off-center, as well.

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And Josh didn't swathe himself in silks and velvet...in June.

Didn’t you watch the Tony’s? There were quite a few, men and women, wearing velvet. Patti Lupone was in long sleeved black velvet. It’s a micro trend.

Yes, and FUPA is also the new black.

When asked why she wearing a velvet gown in a heatwave, Patti told them to "get the fuck out".

Oh girl, NO.

When your figure looks like a sack of potatoes, it's time for something loose-fitting: a caftan.