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WHAT DOES CHEESE DICK HEAD SMEGMA SMELL LIKE?

In response to the What Does Pussy Smell Like? thread.

Just wondering because I’ll never suck a duck and I’m just curious.

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2022 4:28 PM

Meant Dick, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1June 12, 2022 7:42 AM

Actually, sucking a duck might be a better alternative.

by Anonymousreply 2June 12, 2022 7:44 AM

Fish. If it has been in a cooch.

by Anonymousreply 3June 12, 2022 7:45 AM

IT SMELLS LIKE DICK HEAD SMEGMA, YOU UPPER CASE ASSHOLE.

NEXT!

by Anonymousreply 4June 12, 2022 7:48 AM

Go ass-fuck a messy bottom with your smegma-riddled dick.

by Anonymousreply 5June 12, 2022 7:59 AM

Cheesy shrimp that’s starting to go bad. Well, you wanted an honest answer.

by Anonymousreply 6June 12, 2022 8:02 AM

As I always say to my (uncut) bf: nothing else smells quite like it, so don't be shy and let me have at it! Give it to me ripe with a day's worth of sweat, piss and even cum. The smell drives me crazy. Other "masculine" smells like sweaty socks and shoes don't do it for me; what I like is the uniqueness and the fact that it's the dick.

by Anonymousreply 7June 12, 2022 8:05 AM

Well, it is the scent unique to men. I remember a black friend’s Momma used to say: “I smell fish!” or “I smell cheese!” Whenever her kids did not wash well. It was a warning to them to scrub your dick and scrub your ass.

by Anonymousreply 8June 12, 2022 8:14 AM

Like tonsil stones?

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by Anonymousreply 9June 12, 2022 8:17 AM

Not as bad as your stinking pussy, OP!

by Anonymousreply 10June 12, 2022 8:20 AM

I actually figured it out.

You know that smell you get when you don't wash behind your ears?

It's a putrid, stink cheesy smell.

Same thing.

In addition to telling kids "Don't forget to wash behind your ears!" parents should include "And wash your stinky crotch too!"

I'm not even kidding.

It's basic hygiene, people.

by Anonymousreply 11June 12, 2022 8:25 AM

Cheese dog!

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by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2022 12:43 PM

A friend of mine tried to suck one like pictured at above. She said it made her vomit on herself. So I guess her pussy smelled like vomit afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2022 12:45 PM

It doesn't smell strong enough to cover up that horrendous odor coming from your pussy.

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2022 12:47 PM

A fabulous eldersister said it was no problem for her:

"Just a couple swipes with your tongue and it's clean as a whistle"!

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2022 12:49 PM

This rabid pussy-obsessed ass-smelling dickhead is getting tiresome.

Blocked!

by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2022 12:53 PM

Think how much money you can save. When you want some cheese, just reach for your husband’s dick.

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2022 12:55 PM

Another fabulous eldersister had a Mexican $on of about 16 or 17.

She would instruct him to save his cheese for a week before their $essias!

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2022 12:58 PM

What do you call a woman’s vagina who had sex with her husband.

A cheese taco!

by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2022 1:02 PM

it smells like john varvatos John Varvatos for men edt minus the figs/tamarinds note.

by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2022 1:21 PM

Gay men have to be the most obnoxious hypocrites going..

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2022 2:23 PM

Pecorino Romano

by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2022 3:31 PM

Dragon Cheese?

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2022 4:28 PM
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