Gerard Butler's ass

As Tallulah said of Gary Cooper “all that dick and no ass to push it.”

A friend who was hit on by Butler in the early aughts said he was a malodorous chain-smoker and physically unassuming. That was pre-300, though.

He's a great big, old fat guy who doesn't wear belts; why would anyone even be looking at his ass?

I like a man with no ass or not much of one. But this hippy example illustrates how no ass works best on a lean man.

R4 no ass doesn’t “work” on anyone.

I said it does for me. You've got your own view, R5.

Different people like different things. To understand that is to understand all.

Gerry Butler from Paisley, sans wardrobe and stylists, is merely Gerry Butler from Paisley.

I always get him and Russel Crowe confused. As you can see, he also has a non-existent ass-- he carries his butt in his gut.

Girrl...

Good thing he’s a Top

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