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The son is gay, right?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 9, 2022 10:43 PM |
I get the feeling if she didn't become a Hollywood celebrity, she'd be a southern QAnon nut defending Trump
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 9, 2022 11:13 PM |
Ryan looks rough and old
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 12, 2022 5:32 PM |
Ryan is still hot AF. He looks amazing for a guy pushing 50
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 12, 2022 5:34 PM |
Is it possible to have cookie smelling eyes with sunglasses on?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 12, 2022 5:37 PM |
I'm also wondering why the kid was homeschooled when he could've gone to any of the best private schools in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 12, 2022 5:38 PM |
I didn’t know they’d separated?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 12, 2022 5:45 PM |
The other boys would tease him, calling him 'Elle' and 'Tracy Flick'.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 12, 2022 5:46 PM |
Cut yourself some slack, r7. It’s only been 15 years.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 12, 2022 5:47 PM |
Geez, R9, I can’t believe I never knew. Although I guess neither is particularly in the headlines these days (or the past 15 years I guess). Anyway, trying to figure out why they thought the orange robes would be a good look and why Ryan is taking selfie like a pouting fifteen year trying to look cool. Anyway. Congratulations to their son anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 12, 2022 5:51 PM |
Great for him. Now he'll be able to come out in college.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 12, 2022 5:52 PM |
[quote]I'm also wondering why the kid was homeschooled when he could've gone to any of the best private schools in LA.
Could be that he has learning disabilities, though again you'd think there are plenty of places to accommodate him, or maybe he was in school, but got expelled for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 12, 2022 5:56 PM |
Which one of the two parents taught him calculus?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 12, 2022 5:57 PM |
Is he going to college?
Article does not indicate either way
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 12, 2022 5:59 PM |
With all that great home education he got, I'm sure he's going to Harvard!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 12, 2022 6:00 PM |
^that suggests no
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 12, 2022 6:00 PM |
How embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 12, 2022 6:01 PM |
Sweet meat boi don’t need no stinking Harvard!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 12, 2022 6:09 PM |
Who did he take to the prom?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 12, 2022 6:13 PM |
Was he always homeschooled? I’ve heard of several kids, of people I know, who chose to stick with homeschooling after the pandemic because they discovered it worked better for them.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 12, 2022 6:15 PM |
They probably hired the best private tutors money could buy.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 12, 2022 6:21 PM |
To be fair, they may be protecting his privacy (and their own) by not mentioning where he's going to college
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 12, 2022 6:22 PM |
Reese saw Ryan’s leaked dick videos, lamented the girth and then lectured him: “All masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 12, 2022 6:37 PM |
Apple Martin also seemed to graduate from Nowhere H.S.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 12, 2022 6:49 PM |
R6, the best private schools are competitive to get into. Being able to afford the tuition isn’t enough, you also have to be smart enough and do well enough on standardized tests and have a good enough GPA from previous schools to be accepted.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 12, 2022 7:05 PM |
r27 having Reese Witherspoon as your mother can also help a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 12, 2022 7:33 PM |
R28, stop assuming that all celebrities have the ethics and honesty of Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 12, 2022 7:39 PM |
R29, Stop assuming a famous name can't get you in anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 12, 2022 7:41 PM |
Da fuck R29?
Do you not know how the world works?
The kid applies, the school things "having Reece and Ryan's kid here will be good for admissions as it will get us lots of PR" and BOOM! kid is in. Reece and Ryan think it's because they school recognized their kid was as wonderful as they believe him to be.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 12, 2022 7:48 PM |
R31, well, the kid ended up being homeschooled. And it’s not like Reese and Ryan are the only celebrities trying to get their kids into a competitive private school.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 12, 2022 7:54 PM |
Zzzzzzzzz...
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 12, 2022 7:58 PM |
r32 Reese is A LIST. Big difference. She can get anything she wants in LA. You have no idea how LA works.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 12, 2022 8:11 PM |
R34, obviously, she didn’t get Deacon into private school.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 12, 2022 10:51 PM |
No she didn't r35. But she could have if she'd wanted to.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 12, 2022 10:52 PM |
R36, maybe it’s a sign that Reese actually has some integrity and isn’t going to pull out all stops to help her less than stellar child get into a school he’s under qualified for.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 12, 2022 10:53 PM |
There is an old interview of Ryan online when he was on One Life To Live, and he is on Good Morning America - talking about taking the role of gay teen Billy Douglas. And how he was concerned how his "church" would react
I would assume he s no longer a church goer anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 12, 2022 10:56 PM |
I don't think he's going to college. He is angling for a music career, based on 30 seconds of half-assed googling. Who knows why they homeschooled him. It's not really anyone's business.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 12, 2022 11:01 PM |
Deacon's girlfriend used to be on his Instagram.
And there are many reasons why kids are homeschooled. My friends homeschooled their kids because it was easier for their schedules which required a lot of travel. Other friends homeschooled their kid because he needed extra attention.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 12, 2022 11:03 PM |
Fucking hell r37 how the fuck do you know whether he's "underqualified" Jesus just STFU
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 12, 2022 11:03 PM |
r38 the world has changed a lot in 30 years.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 12, 2022 11:04 PM |
R42 that was my whole point - the church is hemorrhaging parishioners
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 12, 2022 11:06 PM |
Which church?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 12, 2022 11:09 PM |
Is "prom for homeschoolers" just a night alone with your headphones and a long masturbation session?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 12, 2022 11:10 PM |
[quote] Is "prom for homeschoolers" just a night alone with your headphones and a long masturbation session?
Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 12, 2022 11:15 PM |
My students who were homeschooled prior to high school are well adjusted, interesting kids. The ones who come from Montessori schools are a lot more like the DL stereotype of homeschooled kids.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 12, 2022 11:19 PM |
The son dates Judd Apatows youngest daughter. Not the one on euphoria @ r1
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 12, 2022 11:21 PM |
The youngest Apatow daughter is dating Kate Hudson's son r48
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 12, 2022 11:26 PM |
Ryan and Reese's daughter still has nothing to do with Ryan, it seems.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 12, 2022 11:27 PM |
Knowing Ryan, he probably fucked one of his daughter's friends and that's why she's not speaking to him
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 12, 2022 11:27 PM |
Ryan loves the fuc k out of that boy. He's always gassing up his son and seems to try with him. You can tell he ain't shit though cause his daughter is never around him. I wish Ryan would stop lying in his Insta posts about his son being more handsome than him. Never gonna happen, never has happened, never will happen thanks to Reece's chin.
But the kids cute and if he were gay, that twink would have all the dick he could every want, just like his daddy could (if he wanted) back in the day.
P.S. Reece is still fabulous and thriving. Love both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 12, 2022 11:31 PM |
Sorry, must have had a brain fart ^
Ryan loves the fuck out of that boy. He's always gassing up him up on social media and spends a lot of time with him. You can also tell he ain't shit as a father cause his daughter is never around him.
I wish Ryan would stop lying in his Insta posts about his son being more handsome than him. Never gonna happen, never has happened, never will happen thanks to Reece's chin. But the kid is cute and if he were gay that twink would have all the dick he could every want, just like his daddy could (if he wanted) back in the day.
P.S. Reece is still fabulous and thriving. Love both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 12, 2022 11:33 PM |
Ryan was much better looking than Deacon when Ryan was Deacon's age. He was a true beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 12, 2022 11:35 PM |
R26 it was reported last week that Apple graduated from the same high school as Kate Hudson's son.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 12, 2022 11:35 PM |
Apple looks like a real mean girl.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 12, 2022 11:36 PM |
Meanwhile, their daughter is home under Momma Reece securing a larger share of her inheritance of the $900 million from the sales of Reece's production. Reece is still in control of portion of it so more money will be rolling in as well. That woman is PAID!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 12, 2022 11:37 PM |
The daughter's boyfriend looks a lot like Ryan. Must be some Freudian shit going on there.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 12, 2022 11:38 PM |
Deacon is a male clone of his mother, just like Ava is a facial clone of Ryan, but with Reese's pointy chin.
Reese's second husband also has a helluva chin on him. Wee Tennessee is going to end up looking like the man in the moon.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 13, 2022 1:47 AM |
[quote]Who knows why they homeschooled him. It's not really anyone's business.
This is a gossip site, bitch. Get used to it.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 13, 2022 5:30 AM |
[quote]r52 Ryan loves the fuck out of that boy.
That's hot.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 13, 2022 5:31 AM |
[quote]You can also tell he ain't shit as a father cause his daughter is never around him.
???
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 13, 2022 9:14 AM |
R54 that’s actually so adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 13, 2022 10:06 AM |
I guess where I live home schooling is handled differently than in California. Home schooled kids are still associated administratively with the public school they would be required to attend if they weren't home schooled. The parents have to submit data, including test results, every month to the school so it can be insured the kids are getting a proper education. When they graduate they walk with the other graduates at those schools. Should they desire, they are also allowed to participate in various school sports as well.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 13, 2022 10:58 AM |
[quote]Wee Tennessee is going to end up looking like the man in the moon.
Appropriate since that was Reese's first movie
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 14, 2022 2:41 AM |