Bottom Friendly Menu from Postmates and Rob Anderson

This is the definitive moment that PRIDE jumped the shark.

The straights are fucking obsessed with gay sex and poop. Some straight fat ass white girl with aqua hair, who claims to be Queer Non-Binary, came up with this. Guaranteed.

Who thought this was a good idea???

R3 see R2

And why is it's Postmate's job to teach me how to be a gay man? Why are they signal boosting this to a bunch of straight people? I am for certain this was a vapid marketing gay man who's soul and brain is a wasteland. Please, I'd rather they just rainbow-fy their logo and make a post saying something like "Eat with Pride" and be done with it like everyone else.

Exactly. All these does is bring our sex life to the attention of a bunch of judgmental straight cunts who are thinking “ewwww butt sex and poop!! Them gays is nasty!!”

Fuck Postmates! How much profit are they donating to LGB charities?

I hate myself for being weak enough to actually watch the ad; didn't have the strength to turn away.

#MyBottomMyBusiness

R5, at the end of the ad there is a statement that they donated to a charity made by black women to help mentally ill and food-insecure trans people.

^I meant R6

Some good advice in that video. I found it very helpful.

What's the point? They will just get the order wrong.

The menu was created with input from Dr. Evan Goldstein at Bespoke Surgical. I am pretty certain that we’ve discussed his practice before. They specialize in anal plastic surgery and anal Botox.

Life is too long to spend all day worrying about your arse.

Fuck Postmates. Let’s talk how much I HATE Rob Anderson. With the heat of a 10000 suns. He makes my skin crawl. He is not funny. At all.

On his website the registration starts with:

Step 1: Verify your insurance

Analysing your insurance policy will provide us with a comprehensive understanding of your benefits and eligibility.

That feels like the private medicine equivalent of no fats, no femmes...

I swear the right wing successfully infiltrated the gay community around the second Obama election and have been working ever since to destroy it from within. In so many different areas, those now in charge go out of our way to alienate all of the goodwill we built over decades.

R14 His videos are so obnoxious, and he just says random "rules" about being gay really fast to sound silly. He's the patron saint for shameless media savvy corporate gays. Did I mention Rob Anderson was insufferable?

What does that have to do with butt surgery, R16?

[quote]Even the precious act of preparing for a man's dick to enter your rectum.

Gentlemen we are brothered to present the poetry of Nan's younger brother, Stan Michygynpenisedpersyn.

[quote]a charity made by black women to help mentally ill and food-insecure trans people.

The Feed The Trolls Foundation?

[quote] Let’s talk how much I HATE Rob Anderson. With the heat of a 10000 suns. He makes my skin crawl.

1. You're SO jealous of his sexy, lithe body.

2. You're annoyed at his prick-teasing.

3. You're irritated at his girlish use of Vocal Fry.

4. he never shows buttocks or cock.

[quote] He is not funny. At all.

He gets paid to do these manic "science" videos, doesn't he?

American corporations have the morals of alley cats and pedophiles.

They will stoop to conquer.

Bastian Lehmann paid $20,000 to Hearthrob to make this stop-animation video.

Some stop-animation videos win Oscars.

R21 There use to be cock pics on the internet but he had them erased once he became an "influencer"

I just wish Rob Anderson could do something more mainstream.

He's more appealing than lots of the dummies in current gay movies and more than "Steve Grand".

The only real bottom friendly menu item is a fast.

So embarrassing.

I can’t understand why Rob Anderson bugs me so much, but he REALLY fucking bugs me. Yeah he cute enough. I guess I’d fuck him if they opportunity presented it self. I’d have to be really drunk. I think he is not nearly as clever as he thinks he is. Or as cute. How he 350k Instagram followers is a mystery to me. This is what we in gay America strive towards? Ok

[quote] I can’t understand why Rob Anderson bugs me so much

He's just as flirty as "Steve Grand"

This 'Postmates company' has broken a restauranteur's cardinal rule.

You must NEVER link expensive, high quality food with human excrement.

R30 got it, it’s like naming a restaurant ‘Greasy Shits Cafe’

[quote] You must NEVER link expensive, high quality food with human excrement.

Why should I pay BIG money for exquisite food if it will turn to excrement in 3 hours?

This is why they hate us!

I like Rob

Who is Rob Anderson and what does he have to do with Postmates?

Sounds like you need a reminder, R35.

I’m starting to turn against Rob Anderson. That song he released was shit.

R36, I don’t get it? Was he the inventor of Post-its? Everyone is talking like he’s a known celebrity.

It was a play on words. Postmates, Post Its.

So who is he, an employee of Postmates?

It's similar to that stupid Burger King Austria thing where they have "Top Whoppers" and "Bottom Whoppers". Sure, whoppers make me think of ass fucking, okay.

This is Rob Sanderson .

Or Rob Anderson R42

Aob Rnderson

Anyone miss being part of a subculture? I do.

The video at OP's link recommends sushi.

Are tapeworm all that helpful when it comes to bottoming? I didn't know.

Stealth scat thread