Let's be an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Oh, Oleebia, let's not.

I'm Oleebia.

I'm Casey Novak and I get disbarred.

I wonder how Ms. Neal is doing these days, r3.

I'm the bisexual 7 year old son of Olivia.

R4 You tell me. I only know her from this and the high school reunion episode of 30 Rock.

I'm the witty and boney Richard Belzer as John Munch.

Then you weren't around for the thread where the issues she was having at the time was discussed, r6.

R8 do you have the link?

I'm Tamara Tunie. I say the nastiest things on television and get away with it because I am a classy woman.

I'm Ice T's ponytail. RIP.

I'm Dann Florek

I'm one of the multiple personalities on the episode guest starring Cynthia Nixon. It is truly the greatest and campiest episode ever for a cop procedural.

I'm Stephanie March as Alexandra Cabot, the best ADA in the whole Law & Order franchise.

I'm the frat party at Hudson University. There's going to be one dead bitch before the night is over.

I’m the closeted homosexual rape victim they have every year and a half or so.

I'm the sad reality that this show quickly became more popular than its the original L&O. Sex crimes sell.

I'm Serena Southerlyn, the lesbian they fired from L&O

I'm Kat Azar Tamin, the lesbian they fired from SVU

I am the glasses of ADA Alex Cabot. I give incels a hardon at 10 ft.

I'm the skin tight jeans, five inch heels and cleavage-revealing shirts worn by female sex crimes cops.

I'm the people who are totally blasé about having two police detectives show up at their door and treats them like a nuisance.

**I don't know about you, but I would be shitting bricks if that actually happened.**

I'm Stabler's tiny underwear.

I’m the empty takeaway coffee cups that the actors pretend to drink from, poorly.

I'm Viola Davis sleepy eye self.

I'm David Thornton, aka Mr. Cyndi Lauper, as sleazy defense attorney Lionel Granger

I'm Stabler, taking something personally.

I'm sexy Peter Herrmann playing defense attorney Trevor Langan.

r10 - Classy, sassy, *and* you can sing, Tamara!

I'm Michelle Hurd.

I am the upteenth DL thread about being one of the L&O shows.

I'm Peter Stone the ADA with best tits in the show.

I'm Amanda Rollins being pretty and ugly at the same time.

I'm Speed Weed and, during my reign, this was the campiest show on television.

How fun to learn something new, R25. After all these years I didn't realize they were married. I Googled him to make sure I was thinking of the same guy, and also learned that he's Billy Bob Thornton's brother! Get this guy on talk show or a podcast, because he has stories!

I am Amanda Rollin’s hairdresser. I don’t exist.

I’m Mariska Hargitay’s expanding waistline. The producers have banned my ass from craft services for a while.

I am Kelli Giddish, playing the only female detective that Producer Hargitay has not fired. But in order to be a character that Ms. Hargitay will not fire, my character is a dumpster fire of addictions, from a fucked up southern family, sho nuff sugar, and have pushed out, out of wedlock daughters. The only way Rollins has stayed employed is because she is not threatening to Olibeea. The character owes everything to Olibeea as does Ms. Giddish to Producer Hargitay.

I am Kat Azar Tamin, a brilliant name for a brilliant lesbian character portrayed by Jamie Gray Hyder , who was the latest female termination because Producer Hargitay could not stand seeing Olibeea's saggy tities next to a woman who could push Finn into Olibeea's job. Bad planning, Producer Hargitay. Have you looked in the mirror?

I am Michelle Hurd, Starship Officer, laughing my ass off at Ms. Hargitay from the USS Enterprise-D.

I'm the innocent person who gets their lives ruined by the detectives