Keanu Reeves and His Girlfriend - TOGETHER!

He's dating Helen Mirren?

[quote] during the outing.

tee hee!

They look well-matched.

Noticed the flat shoes on the gf; reminds me of Nic and Katie when they were with Tom Cruise.

I prefer men who don't give a rat's ass about a taller mate, even if she TOWERS over him. My childhood friend (female) is well north of 6', and is no sylph. Her husband (5'4" max) fucking ADORED my friend from the day they met until the day he died.

Why beard this late in the game? I guess in recent years he’s as popular as he was in the 90s, which was VERY.

She's cute. He needs to get his jackets tailored.

Welcome to 2022…when an old man fucking someone his own age is groundbreaking.

Honestly?

They look really good together.

Pure class.

None of this grandpa/granddaughter age difference BS.

It’s refreshing and normal.

Betcha Keanu and she won’t be showing up in court for defamation or alleged “mutual” abuse issues, huh?

Keanu has his shit together, and it shows, as he picked a well suited partner.

If it’s real or just for show, I’m glad he went age appropriate.

I really like him. He is humble and doesn't seem to be a raging narcissist like most celebrities. I hope they are very happy together, they look happy.

They look and act like best friends, because that's probably what they are

So Keanu divorced you-know-who?

Did he get a settlement out of it?

Read the article -- she's actually eight years younger. She just looks old.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[quote] attended the 2022 MOCA Gala held at the Geffen Contemporary

At his husband's place!

Convenient beard because he needed to be there for David?

Oh, BS.

He’s not with DG. All you bitter Bitches know this, too.

R3 Many tall women prefer flats. She’s 6 feet tall and already under the microscope for dating Keanu. I’m sure she doesn’t want to enter the room at 6’4.

Alexandra Grant and Keanu have been friends for decades. She co-authored and promoted his satirical book of poetry Ode To Happiness.(2011). Since then they have collaborated on other books and projects. If a long time friend becomes your lover more power to you.

He looks like her gay best friend.

Interestingly enough, she looks like someone I once leased to.

🤔

If it's for show or for real, I hope he's having a good time and happy. Keanu isn't perfect, but he has been through some real shit, and earned a lot of good will over the decades and seems like a genuinely kind man. I reserve my bitchery for someone who deserves it.

I'm glad he made it through that bloated greasy phase without permanent damage.

He's another with no chemistry with any woman on film.

He looks like my Cherokee grand uncle in late middle age after a lifetime of smoking and drinking.

Mazel tov. They do look good together. Quite tall, she is.

Refreshing to see an age appropriate couple. Note to Depp and DiCaprio.

R25 proves this is a frau thread. DiCaprio has not actually been inside a woman maybe ever...

Didn't he have a baby with a girlfriend or something and she died?

He doesn't ping to me. Except for the beard.

And slight Asperger's.

I love the No shits given about how FUG she is. He is so likeable. I’m jealous of her and she’s truly not attractive enough to be making me feel that way.

He's aged far better than his contemporaries. Still 🔥

He looks like dog shit on a cracker. How can you bitches say he looks good or aged well???

I am comparing him to fatass Johnny Depp and moon-face Leo DiCaprio, R31.

I can concede that point then R30.

He looks better than Alex Winter, who is younger than he is. Though Alex also seems like a nice guy.

Keanu is fug

He's finally aged but he was a beautiful mixed race guy most of his life.

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She is no Diana Hyland.

She has an attractive face.

She looks like a gentler, kinder version of Maggie Gyllenaahal.

I think they look happy together. They keep themselves out of the limelight...good luck to them.

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Whether or not their relationship is a typical hetero romantic/sexual pairing, they seem to genuinely love one another and I think it's cool that she doesn't dye her hair. The fact that Keanu chose an attractive but not beautiful and not incredibly young woman (as lover, best friend, whatever) makes me think more of him.

[quote] She looks like a gentler, kinder version of Maggie Gyllenaahal.

With the same pancake titties.

LESBIANISM MOST FOUL!

I wish all celebrities were as nice and down to earth as he is. He is just a very nice, kind, decent guy. Rare in his world. No attention whoring on SM. No embarrassing public displays. I do not know or care if he gay, bi, straight. We need to be much more selective about which celebrities we choose to admire and support. Pick better ones than reality show trash and IG whores. At least choose people who have talent respect their fans.

Keanu is pushing 60, what the hell do you all expect him to look like? Have you seen the average 60 year old man? He looks great.

I think her hair is quite pretty actually. She always looks put together. I know she isn't a cookie cutter Hollywood stunner, but that's not the only kind of look that's beautiful and pleasing to the eye.

I will take her over Sydney whatever her last name is any day.

He probably enjoys tickling her tonsils with his throbbing, cum-oozing meat stick.

^ sounds perfect to me.

[Quote] He looks better than Alex Winter, who is younger than he is. Though Alex also seems like a nice guy.

Alex seems like a good egg. I was happy to see him support Amber on twitter.

Do they record their love?

Sheesh time flies. Seems like the other day I was young and handsome and people said I looked like Keanue, who was young and handsome too!

Thank you, Steve Buscemi at R54.

R52 yeah for those of us of a certain age, it's been really cool to see the actors who played Bill and Ted have been just as nice in real life all these years.

He’s fug

[quote]He's another with no chemistry with any woman on film.

He had chemistry with Carrie Moss. They had great chemistry. He’s not exactly conventionally handsome (he’s good looking, definitely) so a quirky, pretty grey haired girlfriend complements him. I think she’s pretty and he’s lucky to have an age appropriate, attractive, smart girlfriend and not a 24 year old bimbo starlet. And neither of them are “fug”!

She's pretty, successful, age appropriate, what's the problem

R57 In his day he was troppo bello. Better a has-been then a never was.

Keanu, is he sober now? Used to be very fucked up! as in loads of drugs and booze.

The closet can kill.

But at least it's filled with nice dresses.

[quote]None of this grandpa/granddaughter age difference BS.

More like grandma/grandson

She is attractive and slim but the dress isn’t flattering.

he's had a lot of surgeries and medical procedures...I wonder if he's hooked on anything.

Reeves is 6'1" so she's a basketball player.

R67 OMG her side profile looks like Lily Tomlin!

She looks like what she is. Parisian middle school then Phillips Exeter + Swarthmore + CalArts - daughter of two well-heeled professors, she is a high bourgeois contemporary artist.

Do they do anal?🤔

You betcha!

Oh Mary

When he was younger the gay use to slip out.

^ He was a stop on the bus.

He’s low functioning autistic

Many guys wind up marrying their mothers.

What’s up with the warlock look ⬆️. He looks gross

R77

Maybe he adopted that look for the John Wick movies and then just kept it in his off-hours.

The look is carefully crafted to project a sculpted face, not an old man's droopy face. It creates the illusion of cheekbones and hits any crimes of age in the chin and jowls. Fat Keanu was not a good look. This current look creates consistency back to his youthful splendor.

I don't know if you've heard, the guy smells, which means he barely showers, he ain't gonna be shaving and combing his hair.

He’s autistic right?

he's not autistic, he's just a slob.

His girlfriend has a great pedigree and seems like a decent human. The prole twerps commenting on her appearance here should stop embarrassing themselves.

Can't believe Queerty posted this

R58, I agree about his chemistry with Carrie Moss. It was palpable to me in the Matrix. I'm not a fan of his facial hair but he's worn the same style of haircut and beard for years. He also has a very solid reputation.

His fashion style is very boring and basic. He wears the same color and style suit almost like he is stuck dressing like he used to look in the ninties. His style needs some modern updates and he needs to stop wearing those hideous beat up brown lace up shoes.

[quote] His fashion style is very boring and basic. He wears the same color and style suit

So?