Did something happen to singer Ben Taylor?

...this?

Did he get cancelled early? He also has the snken face of drugs and booze.

*sunken

Yikes.

Not pretty anymore.

Well his parents aren’t exactly lookers what did you expect? He got the worst of all their traits.

It looks like he got James Taylor’s tiny little lips and Carly’s big horse teeth! The genetics fucked up on this one.

He lives in Limbo with Chastity Bono, Lisa Marie Presley, Jakob Dylan, Kelly Osbourne and Nancy Sinatra.

Thish ish why i never had kidsh

R5, in his day his dad James was hot and that Vanity Fair piece proves he once had his father's looks.

He is hot in that top photo!

Those teeth at R4. You'd think those fucking rich parents of his would have sent him to an orthodontist when he was a kid.

ide suk out his hot asshole anytime......ide pay

Yikes.

He looks much older than his father, and his father is 74.

[quote]Did something happen to singer Ben Taylor?

It all started with Carly rubbing her La Prairie Cellular Swiss sun lotion on her abdomen while whining in her simpering-come-on, "Ben, Mommy's getting all pink and swollen way down there. Come soothe Mommy."

I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. It was in all the magazines at the time.

LOL R15!!!!

Why does Ben have googly eyes?

That photo above makes him look like that Googly Eye Gremlin in Gremlins 2

(The one who laughs a lot!?- I love him!)

Did he ever marry and have a family? If the rumors about him and his mother Carly are true, that could explain a lot. Of course, he could just be child-free.

But this is Datalounge, so speculation.

The other thread was full of posts saying something happened between him and his mother, and that his father was emotionally and at times physically abusive. Would explain a lot.

But their daughter seems so well adjusted. Or am I missing something?

R19, if "well adjusted" means being a screaming, entitled, spoiled narcissist living off your parents, I guess so, but that's all I ever remember hearing about sister Sally.

Wow, r20. Didn’t know that. I thought that she was doing well on her own. Married with kids and all.

Maybe she's calmed down, R21. Those were the old stories about her. Maybe she's changed, but God, the brother looks awful.

I think that rumor about her seducing her son by the backyard pool was suggested by her 1983 video, "You Know What To Do (To Me)," which featured a swimsuited Carly lounging by the pool rubbing suntan oil on herself. If I recall correctly, there was a young man in the video. I think someone saw the video and then spread the rumor that it was about an affair she was having with her son. Why anyone would have a motive for doing that, who knows? Maybe James wanted to tarnish her image?

James Taylor definitely hated her, and according to her, hate-fucked her in some hotel long after they were still married, or maybe it was right as their marriage ended. He was a rageaholic, so it makes sense he hit the son here and there.

Carly was gorgeous and very sexy when she was young.

Cougar material.

For sons.

R25 she wasn’t sexy at all in 1971.

She WAS sexy in the 80s especially in the You Know What To Do video

Cougar mom def had a shelf life.

She loves Ben’s cock.

R29 they’re still having oral sex.

She's got a 76-year-old cooch.

What’s that have to do with sucking Ben off r32??

True, R33. Just bear in mind the mouth is also 76 years old. And it's mom. But apparently, that hasn't stopped them before.

R34 pfffffft

Gapped teeth = Bi

I remember reading in an interview with Carly Simon in Rolling Stone years ago that she was still breastfeeding him when he was 5.

Omg that’s hot.

Yikes. He was sucking her nips when he was old enough to carry on conversations with her. How was she able to lactate all those years later?

R39 google is ur friend

That's not something I care to look up, R40.

You asked the lactation question, asshat.

[quote]He lives in Limbo with Chastity Bono, Lisa Marie Presley, Jakob Dylan, Kelly Osbourne and Nancy Sinatra.

I'm touring this summer in support of my latest critically acclaimed album. What are the rest of these loafers doing?

James Taylor has anger issues? He seems so cool and laconic.

The sure sign of a rageaholic, R44--they "seem"so cool and laconic.

Calm down, Nancy R42. It wasn't a question I was actually interested in pursuing. Are you on the rag? Take a Midol.

R45 do you have any anecdotes? I’d love to hear them….

I don't, R47. But Carly did--he rage-fucked her toward the end. She seemed to like it, based on how she described it. She certainly didn't seem unwilling on her part.

Carly loves cock. I read her book. She started sucking cocks as a kid and never stopped.

Even her son's. Even better.

I wouldn’t be surprised is lgbt friends of Carly would be on here dishing some dirt, hence the incest rumors.

I love the James/Carly threads.

Meth is a hell of a drug

From all accounts, Ben is a mess, but nice.

Sally, on the other hand, is not a nice person. She wouldn't let Carly see her grandchild until Carly forked over money and real estate to Sally's deadbeat husband.

Both Sally and Ben tried to have music careers, but lack their parents' talent. Ben has a nice voice, but sounds too much like his father. Sally is, at best, a backup singer.

When her music career went nowhere, Sally tried selling $400 sweaters online. Shockingly, there wasn't much of a market for that.

R52, I assume you're fmiliar with this one?

R53 exactly. Makes your face look like Ben Taylor's. I hope he's better.

I always remember the Lifetime movie about them "Mother, May I Pass The Suntan Lotion?"