Gisele Bundchen Films Tom Brady in His Underwear, Tries to Get a Close Up

God. This guy is the biggest doofus ever.

Lol!

Who wears a jacket like the one he’s wearing at OP’s photo?

Who does he think he is?

Liberace?

Why did he have his hands down his underpants?

Yum!

cute but rather average

R1: He was at the Met Gala, trying to dress like a fashionista.

The world sees a power couple: a high-achieving quarterback and his supermodel wife. I mostly see a prettified Frankenstein and a lantern-jawed MTF. Both obnoxious and, when it comes to looks, overrated.

Brady can be hot in a trashy way but he's dumb as rocks and extremely arrogant. Also a MAGAt. He wants to be a social media white like David Beckham too. So pass. Gisele was never hot.

Oh, please! Like they didn’t pre-plan this. No way was this spur of the moment.

[quote]Brady can be hot in a trashy way but he's dumb as rocks and extremely arrogant.

You’d be hard pressed to find an athlete that isn’t dumb and arrogant.

Did she film this for Pride month?

He’s getting plastic surgery?

Sorry I don't care how big an asshole he is, this was super hot. His body is so smooth, I would just love to his lick his balls and ass.

He is retarded but easy on the eyes. I hate his voice and personality and he represents a lot of what I hate about our society. I would hate-fuck him though. Gisele looks like a scarecrow.

*social media whore

I agree R5 and R6... a prettified frankenstein and I always thought she looked manly and horse like...

oh yeah, for a top professional athlete who eats very cleanly, his body is beyond average, shockingly so....

[quote] Why did he have his hands down his underpants?

Because he’s hiding that fact that there’s no ‘Brady Bunching’ down there.

He reminds me of one of those skeletons they have on display in biology class. Creepy.

And he’s starting to look trans.

Why trans?

R17 Because his face is starting to look very feminine and his body os now hairless.

Is he the one who keeps French kissing his kids?

Yeah, totally not staged. Perfect lighting, perfect pose in front of the mirror.

Barf.

I must admit that "bulge," if real, is larger than I expected. I'm a bit skeptical because he's never really shown substantial bulge on game days.

I don’t know that Brady is unintelligent. I’ve heard him on a number of interviews and podcasts, and he seems very articulate. Of course, it could be extensive media training, but when he talks about how he changed his life around to do the things he needed to do to be the best, he’s very articulate.

"Brady can be hot in a trashy way but he's dumb as rocks and extremely arrogant."

I simply don't understand these kinds of comments. How the hell can someone who has won numerous Super Bowls be dumb. How can someone who has tens of millions of dollars to his name be considered dumb?

In football, maybe the linesmen can get by being dumb, but not the quarterback. Dumb people don't end up as NFL quarterbacks.

And even if he doesn't manage his money and business affairs himself, he was smart enough to get somebody to manage it for him.

Oh, If only I was as stupid as Tom Brady.

R23 You just answered your own question.

It's not him, it's the people who manage him who are smart.

Never forget that Tom Brady is also a MAGAt, and you have to be a special kind of stupid to be one of those.

Rumor has it that he’s an a-hole IRL.

Anyone have deets on this?

R25 He's a MAGAt.

Those are all the deets you need to confirm his a-hole status.

These cutesy, oopsie staged PR half nude posts of celebs by their famewhore spouses is getting old. Like Chipmunk and John Legend. Bitches, you’re boring and no one fucking cares about you two. Get an Onlyfans and show his erect cock, maybe we’ll care then.

Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber had the best "accidental" leaks.

If that bulge is accurate, and it's a nice decent size.....and Brady thinks Gronk's is way more superior and amazing.....

*faints*

I do not remember Orlando Bloom exposing himself. When did that happen?

R29 We've already seen the Gronk's, and it's, well, underwhelming to say the least.

Meh. Likely has CTE

Gronk is apparently a serious grower and not a shower.

R33 I hope so, 'cause he doesn't show much.

Gronk also has a high def full frontal from behind the scenes when he did the ESPN body issue.

R35 And of course magazine photo shoots NEVER airbrush photos!

I thought Gisele is a dyke, having bearded with Leonardo. Or was that a real relationship?

R35 Pictures, please.

If you blink you’ll miss it. Omgblog always has the small dicks

He’s actually a very decent and intelligent guy. I’ve worked with him on a few projects and he was gracious to everyone, no ego for being the literal “GOAT” of quarterbacks and he was very funny. He didn’t seems phased by all the girls and guys wanting a piece of his hot ass. He’s really good looking in person. I’m not into jock types but he had a personality that made it doable.

R40 Did he know you were gay? What year was this? Tell us more.

I think you’re in the right track, r40. There is no way this guy is dumb. He willed himself and learned everything he could to get himself into the shape he’s in today. I’ve listened to him on podcasts and long interviews, and he know a ton of stuff about the body and mind. He was a flabby average QB in college who had talent, but didn’t stand out much. He made his success happen. Damn I really hate giving him credit, as an Eagle fan I’m glad we beat him.

She’s kind of ugly.

He's much bigger than he was in those leaked suntanning pics, which tells me he obviously fluffed it ahead of time so I'm not buying this impromptu video.

Now THIS is true allyship, thank you Giselle!!!

Not a fan, but I always they had more class than this.

I guess we are going to get an underwear shoot from him soon! If he keeps his promise!

Not interested in the least

The best thing I can say is he's not overweight. He's remarkably average for an athlete. As someone who did only basic exercise and running in my 40s I had a better body at that age.