Celebrities who built careers on blowjobs

Julia Roberts

Mommy

Jennifer Lawrence

Rock Hudson.

Shirley Jones

Don’t forget about me!

Chloe Sevigny

Queen Elizabeth II

Diane

Lucille Bremer

Bradley Cooper, both giving and receiving

Sean Penn

Mel Gibson.

GW Bush

Melania Trump

Angelina Jolie, the Jezebel whore of Babylon

James Dean, Sal Mineo, Marlon Brando, Montgomery Clift

The biggest slut, Rita( I loved Brando but he treated me like a whore) Moreno

Ellen Corby

Fyvush Finkel, receiving

Markle

John Foster Dulles

Neely O’Hara

AHA HA HA!

OP is upset because, in the Jayne Mansfield thread, few people were agreeing with his fanatical claims that Jayne Mansfield has more relevance than Marilyn Monroe today. So butthurt that he gave his comments dozens of upvotes in a short period of time. So butthurt that, in "retaliation," he started this thread.

You are an immature and amateurish elder troll, OP. You are a lot like the Brooklyn Seacow. I condole you.

Any female actress who worked with Miramax, bar Streep.

Is it true that when Marilyn got her Fox contract, she announced to friends that she’d sucked her last cock?

Yes.

Could be, R26. Marilyn continually told friends how much she HATED it.

Nancy Reagan

The queen of this thread..... Kim Kardashian. Never saw the tape, but I assume a blow job was part of it. That foisted her and that whole wretched family upon the public for nearly 2 decades.

r24 = apparently psycho

Mary Wickes

R31: No dear, you didn't participate in that other thread, so you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Nice try with the projection there, though that was also a fail.

Vivian Vance

Nikki Haley

Monica!

Catherine the Great

[quote] Is it true that when Marilyn got her Fox contract, she announced to friends that she’d sucked her last cock?

No, that was Shirley Temple.

Didn't Paulette Goddard blow Charlie Chaplin under a table at a restaurant?

[19] Actually, Will Geer. Harry Hay's lover.

R39 No, she was actually blowing Mindy Cohn.

Victoria Principal

Up your meds r33. You definitely have a screw loose.

^ Someone is triggered. Do you always butt into conversations of which you never took part? Get a life, you busybody.

Mason Reese

Nancy really is the queen. To go from a C list actress to First Lady is quite the accomplishment.

Ryan Seacr….

Lucille LeSueur, the original “no holes barred” girl.

I bet Kellyanne Conway has sucked one or two.

Marjorie Main.

Tammy Cruise sucked the right dick at the right time and stardom was hers!!

Donald Trump

Zsa Zsa the Whore. She blew'em all.

Renee Zellweger

I was molested.

R56 Ish that your Lorna?

It’sh never good when your dentures shlip halfway through that’s why I avoid them.

Noel Edmonds

Captain Beefheart

Tessa Sanderson

Toyah

Mark E. Smith

Jeremy Clarkson

Valerie Singleton

Hinge & Bracket

I remember reading on Victoria Principal's IMDb that when she first arrived in Hollywood she made her living 'teaching mahjong'. I read that and thought 'sex worker'.

Megan Kelly, Laura Ingraham, Jeanine Pirro, oh fuck, ALL OF THEM.

Jeanne Moos

Kimberly Gargoyle

Valerie Singleton? Our beloved Val? She fought rumours circulating for years that she had had an affair with Joan Armatrading, which reached such a pitch that they avoided any chance of meeting in public. Val was really doing it with Blue Peter colleague Peter Purves, who was, apparently, a love machine.

Liz Phair

Jerry Hall wins.

Ava Gardner

Chrissy Metz

I'm afraid Chrissy would gobble it down like beef jerky.

All male stars and Bea Arthur have had their dicks sucked by closeted Hollywood power players. Some have sucked dick.

If the WHITE MAN would accept me a sexual, sensual, and STRONG black woman, I could suck the paint off a 10ft light pole in 60 seconds or less……

But of course, only Meryl and Julia get to do that because they are WHITE bitches!!!!

Jodie Foster

Well, hello, Mr. Producer's zipper!

[quote]R67 Ava Gardner

No. She was flown out with a contract in her pocket and older sister as chaperone. MGM wanted Gardner on any terms.

Watching her New York screen test, an executive decreed, “She can’t talk, she can’t act… she’s fantastic.”

Imagine putting your dick in Chrissy Metz's mouth. I'd feel safer putting it in an alligator's.

Millie Bobby Brown “Rimjob” the “Rimanator”

I wish I'd gotten a job for every blowjob I gave; my resume would be several pages long.

You’re just blowing the wrong people, R77.

I don't think James Dean was into sucking cock. Instead, he liked to get fucked.

Eez way to git green card

Nancy Reagan

Some names bear repeating.

Vince Edwards, CS

Grace Kelly owns this thread.

JonBenet Ramsey

No, Grace Kelly and Ava Gardner were sought after by Hollywood and didn’t need to do anything to get a contract, unlike Monroe. Any sex they had was because they enjoyed it.

What's the deal with 0livia Wilde? Was she Harvey's version of Jizzlane as rumored? If so, why does she get a free pass?

Keanu

Joan Crawford

Yes, Lucille LaSewer…

I'm proud to say that this is something JonBenet seldom had to resort to in order to walk away with a sash.

Ron Reagan Jr. Evidently, he didn't learn much from his mother.

Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

Lorna Luft

485, your sick.

Tom that twink or twunk nowadays..

Holland?

Definitely Miss Holland& Miss Garfield

Lisa Rinna.

r86 = Grace Kelly

Chris Pratt

Tiny Tim

Cloris Leechman

George Jones

Thelma Ritter

Mother Teresa

Doc Stevens

Estelle Getty

Eva "Evita" Peron

♪ The lady's got potential, she was setting her sights

Making it in movies with her name in lights

The greatest social climber since Cinderella

Okay, she couldn't act, but she had the right friends

And we all know a career depends

On knowing the right fella to be stellar ♫

JHO.

MONICA FUCKING LEWINSKY

What career was launched for Monica after her famous BJ?

Sarah Ferguson (and toe sucking too)

[quote]R106 What career was launched for Monica after her famous BJ?

Didn’t she get some weight Watchers commercials out of it? Or maybe it was Jenny Craig.

Or maybe I’m imagining it.

How many points is a load?

Monica Lewinsky got a bag line on QVC!

Ryan Seacrest

They never sucked my dick

I didn’t get where I am on blow jobs or my goddamn fancy looks like Anne Wells. I got here on my TALENT!

Ivanka. But only Daddy’s and only when he couldn’t get hard enough to get it inside her anymore.

I'm going to take a wild guess that Brenda Dickson gave one or two.

R133 Broadway don't go for pills and dope you stupid upstart.

R106 that was her career! she became one of the more famous cock suckers. " a Lewinsky" became slang for blowjob

R116 You're responding to a post that hasn't yet been written?

I don't think it's likely that Renee Zellweger ever sucked a dick. She has anteater-like suction that would pull one off.

“Don’t tell me! I fucked every one of you bastards on the way up.”

Lauren Bobert

They never sucked my di...

Oh, wait...

Corey Haime but technically he was more of a pass around bottom till the mid-90s when his looks gave out.

June Allyson. Betty Grable. Rita Hayworth. And almost any woman who was a band singer (except Lena Horne) in the 1940s and 1950s, including Doris Day. Peggy Lee. Martha Raye. Rosie Clooney. Anita O’Day. Helen O’Connell. And Miss Gormé was known as “Eydie Blew the Band.”

To R119, Renee didn't suck her husband Kenny's Kock.

^ She tried and tried and...

OP's mother.

Possibly. She was a homemaker.

OP and mom both swallow. How nice.

Why are lesbians so desperate to be stars? Seems straight women are not willing to go extra mile to get part. So many actresses look like horses.

^ Lesbians find dicks mildly amusing and not at all threatening. So, to deal with a few to get ahead in the world is no big deal. Straight women see them as a source of lifelong support and social status. A much more daunting proposition. Don't want to be labeled a whore and lose out

[quote]OP and mom both swallow. How nice.

I've had no complaints so far.

Because lesbians view straight sex as a purely transactional process, not an emotional one, as per feminist theory.

To R130...ask Amber Heard She wanted to be a Grade A Hollywood Lesbiana!!!

[quote]I'm going to take a wild guess that Brenda Dickson gave one or two.

Apparently, not enough.

The Bells stole my tongue!

Letitia Baldridge

I paid Corey, twice.