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Lens Dunham forgot the importance of wearing a bikini

So she decided to put one on and show it off to the world…

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by Anonymousreply 84June 7, 2022 2:03 PM

She’s a great big fat person.

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2022 5:47 PM

This bitch…

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2022 5:49 PM

I'm all about body positivity....but she doesn't look healthy. I'm not talking about being overweight....it's about how she is carrying her weight.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2022 5:49 PM

I just threw up

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2022 5:54 PM

Compared to Lizzo, she's Calista Flockhart.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2022 5:54 PM

She’s ugly, she’s fat, and she looks like her nephew drew all over her with a sharpie while she was in a food coma.

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2022 5:56 PM

I agree, r3. She looks unwell.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2022 5:58 PM

R5 she’s smaller than Lizzo but she looks less healthy. In a big way.

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2022 6:03 PM

There isn't enough, booze, drugs or money that would get me to fuck that 🤮

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2022 6:04 PM

She looks like a busted can of biscuit dough.

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2022 6:07 PM

Kill it with fire!

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2022 6:07 PM

What the fuck is going on in her armpit region?

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2022 6:10 PM

She looks miserable. It would be one thing if she was actually happy, like Lizzo. She just looks depressed and unhealthy.

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2022 6:13 PM

You go find out and let us know, r12

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2022 6:14 PM

She looks dirty and not in a good way. More like in needing soap way.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2022 6:15 PM

Her poor husband. I am convinced he didn't think this one through.

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2022 6:15 PM

[quote] It would be one thing if she was actually happy, like Lizzo.

Lizzie ain’t happy. It’s a coping mechanism. If Lizzo was truly content with herself, she wouldn’t need to exclaim from the rooftops how fabulous she is.

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2022 6:22 PM

Land Manatee

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2022 6:31 PM

I can see her purple skin mottling as she prepares to shed it for a new flesh bag.

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2022 6:52 PM

Bitches, PUH-LEEZE! She does not look less healthy than Lizzo. Just filthier! She looks like she doesn’t bathe. Lizzo is huge and fat, but at least she looks like she has good hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2022 6:56 PM

Somehow I feel like even Jame Gumb would give her a pass

"Hey are you a size 14? Oh wait... um never mind"

by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2022 7:00 PM

God OP, why did you post this? Who needs to see that except for her fans on twitter or Instagram? Why do you encourage her? Why expand her presence? She's the kind of person who only sees the world through her social media presence and this is just one more place she's getting recognition - even when it's negative.

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2022 7:10 PM

Lesson in not peaking too early. It’s like a child star - except you were told you were great AND brilliant. Rough period at the very least - maybe with the right meds and life experience she will get herself together and grow up.

by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2022 7:13 PM

Jesus op. Nobody wants to see this piggy

by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2022 7:13 PM

Hmmmm...maybe a different colour bikini would have been an improvement than 'turd brown'.

by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2022 7:15 PM

"Why expand her presence?"

She took care of that part herself.

by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2022 7:23 PM

Some things are better left unseen, unworn and hidden from the children.

by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2022 7:23 PM

She is a disgusting obese hog woman with ugly tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2022 7:27 PM

Looks like DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow, but with slightly more testosterone. Seacow is an embarrassing mess.

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2022 7:27 PM

She's so svelte and dainty. Like a ballerina.

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2022 7:32 PM

Seriously though, why does her skin look like that?

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2022 7:32 PM

Is she a smoker?

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2022 7:33 PM

Even Ed Gein would've taken one look at her and been like "no thanks, I'm good."

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2022 7:33 PM

You bitches are just too critical. She reminds me of a work of art....

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by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2022 7:38 PM

She looks far more healthy here.

It's almost like she's trying to be unhealthy and eat 3000 calories a day on purpose.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2022 8:21 PM

There was a time she actually tried but it's like she said fuck it, I'm fat and ugly. Tries to Emperor Clothes write it into a thing of beauty but it will always be just plain unappealing and unhealthy.

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by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2022 8:32 PM

She doesn’t think she’s ugly but she’s proud to be fat.

by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2022 8:34 PM

Lens embraces that hipster aesthetic that (ironically?) emphasizes her worst features. She wears unflattering clothes, etc. I guess it's her hipster chic way of sticking it to the man.

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2022 8:36 PM

Alana Haim demonstrates the same aesthetic.

by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2022 8:37 PM

But it's like something is off. That's not her natural size. She must have health problems to balloon up like that.

The yoyo up and down aspect, then turning it into a judgemental society thing is off. A little self care is just what you have to do to be physically healthy. Celebrating overeating bad foods and unhealthiness is not wise.

by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2022 8:40 PM

The doo-doo brown crocheted bikini is so flattering on her skin tone.

by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2022 8:46 PM

When will this ugly, gobs of fat exposed for everyone to puke over trend end…

by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2022 8:50 PM

There is no bathing suit in the world that would flatter that figure, but the one she chose just looks so sad, cheap, and ugly. Bitch has money…why does she do this to herself, and to us?

by Anonymousreply 43June 3, 2022 8:51 PM

Something (freshness?) makes me want to stick a lime into her canyon of a belly button.

by Anonymousreply 44June 3, 2022 9:02 PM

Money is no object- make my body look like the back of a children’s menu at an Italian restaurant!

by Anonymousreply 45June 3, 2022 9:17 PM

Why did she do that to herself? Those tattoos are fucking TRASHY. What the hell is wrong with her?

Plus, she's way too pale. She needs to move to the west coast and get a tan going.

by Anonymousreply 46June 3, 2022 9:27 PM

Lena looks like a stylish, graceful beauty in that incredibly cute convo that highlights her blubbericious curves in all the right ways. Lena, sister, come join us in the sea! We have a lot of fun down here, and we eat and sing all day long!

Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea

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by Anonymousreply 47June 3, 2022 9:55 PM

Is there a lecture explaining how we are limited and ignorant for not appreciating her?

by Anonymousreply 48June 3, 2022 9:57 PM

In a just and better world, exhibitionists would all be hot, physically fit people.

Someone pass the eye bleach.

by Anonymousreply 49June 3, 2022 11:08 PM

Dear god, it looks like an octopus with it's tentacles all flopping around.

by Anonymousreply 50June 3, 2022 11:09 PM

That bikini would cover my ‘64 Lincoln

by Anonymousreply 51June 3, 2022 11:26 PM

Saying stunning is wrong. It's actually triggering. Like stun guns. We now say "she looks like Cindy Crawford". But better. And if you disagree you just hate all women.

by Anonymousreply 52June 4, 2022 6:51 AM

That picture smells like feet, ass, body odor, tonsil stones and cunt.

by Anonymousreply 53June 4, 2022 7:00 AM

It’s important that this never happens again

by Anonymousreply 54June 4, 2022 7:11 AM

I think - good for her. I would guess a majority of Americans have this body type.

by Anonymousreply 55June 4, 2022 7:20 AM

I actually sort of think her Kewpie tattoo is cute. That's all I've got.

by Anonymousreply 56June 4, 2022 7:24 AM

R7, more than anorexic Timothee Chalamet or Finn Worlfhard, you mean?

by Anonymousreply 57June 4, 2022 7:25 AM

Big is really beautiful

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by Anonymousreply 58June 4, 2022 7:27 AM

[quote]What the fuck is going on in her armpit region?

I was wondering the same thing back in February, in another sexy beach-bod thread. Part of the heart tattoo on her right arm is missing, and her right thigh is also a mess.

Well, the left one as well, but for different reasons.

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by Anonymousreply 59June 4, 2022 7:27 AM

[quote] But it's like something is off. That's not her natural size. She must have health problems to balloon up like that.

Right, with Lizzie you could tell that’s her natural weight. With Lena, it’s not. It’s a costume, a put on.

by Anonymousreply 60June 4, 2022 7:27 AM

Her upper arms are gi-normous. Even if she loses the weight she is going to have serious bingo wings.

by Anonymousreply 61June 4, 2022 7:28 AM

Another view in the second photo:

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by Anonymousreply 62June 4, 2022 7:28 AM

Wow, she looks so pretty at R35. What happened?

by Anonymousreply 63June 4, 2022 7:29 AM

He likes them big. Large around the hips. Roomy. (H Lector)

Lena, you in danger gurl!

by Anonymousreply 64June 4, 2022 7:30 AM

She looks like a rancid uncooked ham. She also looks like she's about to attend Christine Chandler's Lesbian Sleepover Party along with Roxanne Gay, Jaclyn Moore and Jessica Yaniv.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 4, 2022 7:35 AM

About the same time, I remembered the importance of limiting carbs.

by Anonymousreply 66June 4, 2022 7:37 AM

kewpie is cute

by Anonymousreply 67June 4, 2022 7:37 AM

Her husband clearly will fuck anything I don’t trust a man like that

by Anonymousreply 68June 4, 2022 7:37 AM

R68 Some men are feeders and like them big.

The tattoo's are the real turn-off.

by Anonymousreply 69June 4, 2022 7:39 AM

I used to think she had covert narcissism. Now, I think she has blovert narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 70June 4, 2022 7:40 AM

R69 it’s not that she’s big. She just looks so sloppy like she doesn’t even try

by Anonymousreply 71June 4, 2022 7:41 AM

[quote] With Lena, it’s not. It’s a costume, a put on.

A what?! Girl what are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 72June 4, 2022 7:46 AM

She looks like a navvy with her beer belly and tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 73June 4, 2022 8:07 AM

Well, she's proved, with irrefutable evidence, that she's fat. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 74June 4, 2022 8:10 AM

she should do a remake of The Honeymoon Killers

by Anonymousreply 75June 4, 2022 8:21 AM

R75 that actually could be a decent career move for her

by Anonymousreply 76June 4, 2022 8:24 AM

Who calls her lens?

by Anonymousreply 77June 4, 2022 8:30 AM

I'm so sick of narcissists.

by Anonymousreply 78June 4, 2022 12:41 PM

She looks like Isadora Strauss in a bikini. Fifty years after the Titanic sank.

by Anonymousreply 79June 4, 2022 4:16 PM

I think it's a typo that stuck and became a part of DL history. Just like how Jackie On Assistance was born due to autocorrect not recognizing the surname Onassis.

by Anonymousreply 80June 4, 2022 6:51 PM

I'd eat her out.

by Anonymousreply 81June 5, 2022 6:20 PM

She doesn't have a hot ass and may live forever.

by Anonymousreply 82June 5, 2022 7:36 PM

She's fug.

by Anonymousreply 83June 7, 2022 1:51 PM

If it doesn't look good don't put it out on your front porch

by Anonymousreply 84June 7, 2022 2:03 PM
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