Derek Hough is an engaged man!!!

Can't wait for his turkey baster child to be born

Is this a good move? A positive move?

Will they make yellow babies?

Why do you ask, R3? I don’t think Haley has black background.

R4 must be new here.

Next thing you'll be telling me is super stud ladies man Ryan Seacrest is engaged.

Thought he was a gay man?

HE is an engaged man, not "HIM is an engaged man". He is the subject pronoun, performing the action. Him is the object pronoun, receiving the action.

HE fucked HIM, SHE fucked HER, and that's the way it should be. Get it?

I'm not kidding when I say I thought he was openly gay.

I like his butt in that pic.

Not a lot of Mormons are openly gay.

[quote] Not a lot of Mormons are openly gay.

Is he still a “Morman”?

R12 no.

Will he still let me suck his dick after he's married? 😛

Whoughville

[quote] "Derek Hough is an engaged man!"

Derek Hough is a lot of things, or so I've learned on DL. And "interesting beyond his physical appearance" isn't one of them. Engaged, or not.

^ When it comes to Derek Hough he doesn't have to have a high IQ to keep my interest

Sorry, I've been watching too much Mormon porn

He still hangs out with his former brother-in-law Brooks Laich who is “exploring his sexuality”.

Was Ryan an attentive and caring brother-in-law?

^ I think his sister was the beard for both of them

[quote] "When it comes to Derek Hough he doesn't have to have a high IQ to keep my interest"

Touché, R17.

[quote] He still hangs out with his former brother-in-law Brooks Laich who is “exploring his sexuality”.

R18 A bit off topic, but I definitely wouldn't mind helping Brooks Laich in this exploration. 😏😉😈🤷🏻‍♂️

R18 Either Brooks is in denial still or doesn't know what the word sexuality means

That picture @ OP is trying too hard

[quote] Thought he was a gay man?

Could be. And just think, he'll likely be the first gay man ever to marry a woman to allay suspicion!

Reminder: His father was the chairman of the Utah Republican Party.

lol.

^what a grinch-like visage.

And it only took seven years of dating to get to this point.

What is up with her feet in the photo?

[quote] ^what a grinch-like visage.

Haha! Ginch-like creature.

His butt isn't that great considering he's a dancer.

I can feel the raw HEAT coming off of these two in OP's photo. Pure, unadulterated sexual HEAT!

His dick is average?

Oh, am them engaged? I'm so happy for they-uns, OP.

Nooo not Shirley temple!

The beginning of an oft confusing 5 year BIcoastal arrangement-engagement

It’s so sad 😭 what people have to go through to not alienate the flyover audience

--- "this girl is a keeper, suitable for multi year contract"

--- "how about a 2-yr + engagement contract, it's going to cost a bit more, but save you a lot work on vetting new girls every few months... and we can get you a front page on the engagement and another one on breaking the engagement, and tons of photos and stories in between as a real couple heading to wedding, far better than some random new girlfriends"

--- 🤔 ...deal!

Taylor Lautner is engaged to a woman too. The gays continue to marry women often.

^ I know, Taylor and Shawn were talking about that just the other day...

So that’s where all my grass went.

r40 Looks like Taylor is morphing into George Michael in that photo.

He proposed to her at Yosemite. They were in Cannes a few days prior. At least he didn't propose to her in Las Vegas where they went a day or two later. That would have been cheesy like him.

Will the bride wear lavender?

Poor guy and poor gal.. unless mutually cooperative

I like him. He's a nice guy. Leave him alone.