Does Seth Sikes Ever Stop LYING !?
This is irony at its finest. I was scrolling through Facebook and I see a post from Seth that says “ Somehow I was asked to contribute to the starry feature…” Let’s begin with the first part. “Somehow”? These things don’t just fall from the sky. Your tiny little publicist was just doing his job. And yes there were a few stars out of the 30 but it was more like who the fuck is who list, which explains how he got there.
And then the absolutely most absurd part for anyone who lives in New York is when he says this “The culture I belong to has less to do with sex than with sensibility. I go through my day talking to friends about arts and culture: …. Being gay is about so much more than sexual preference. It's about taste…..we mostly just sit around worrying about democracy and quoting The Golden Girls.” I can’t even determine where to start. I don’t even think he wrote this it sounds nothing like him. And his day-to-day life is all about sex. He is this gay cliché. You can’t find me six people between Manhattan and Fire Island who have not had sex with Seth Sikes. (Of course he’ll never remember because he has the most conveniently selective memory of any person I’ve ever known. he’s capable of remembering things that get him out of trouble never remembering anything that gets him into trouble) And all the times I’ve been around him arts and culture where never topics of conversation. Where he was going to find his Molly and enough dicks to suck through the night, that’s what he talked about. And the most absurd hysterical old lie is that he never watched the Golden Girls. He always said he had seen it just a few times just enough to have an idea of what it was about. All in all the article was a great representation of the Seth Sikes we all know, He’s all l pretense presentation and show, no substance or authenticity. She’s definitely swimming in the kid’s pool.
And the way he pretends to be humble is nauseating. Bl
And his lack self-awareness and how he’s actually perceived is mind-boggling and embarrassing.
And this is not a post to slut shame him. I say be the biggest slut you want to be. Although you can fill every orifice with cock and it will not fill the void inside of you. But I also feel like if he’s not capable of writing his own interview answers and writing them honestly he should at least have somebody do it for him who , Someone who knows him.
It would be amazing if he had the confidence to answer a question like this with total honesty rather than keep long lllllll thing a secret from any community who already knows the truth
I will say… No I’m not gonna add anything positive because who the fuck cares?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||June 25, 2022 5:28 PM
I do not live in any world that would consider this squabble interesting to any but those personally involved, if even they.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||June 2, 2022 10:01 AM
R2 It’s 2022 I feel like you are stuck perhaps a time three or 400 years ago because no one fucking talks like that
|by Anonymous||reply 5||June 2, 2022 10:17 AM
Hmm, on what other recent threads have I read the same vitriolic posts? Trying hard to remember…
|by Anonymous||reply 6||June 2, 2022 10:18 AM
R2 This numbing exchange happens entirely inside the limited - and frightening - imagination (?) of DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||June 2, 2022 10:39 AM
I can't imagine he gets laid that much
|by Anonymous||reply 8||June 2, 2022 11:06 AM
R8 HA! all the time... he gets laid and the other guys get screwed.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||June 2, 2022 2:04 PM
That shrill singing goes thru my head like a nail, he seems to be a one note singer to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||June 2, 2022 2:41 PM
Seth is incapable of lying
|by Anonymous||reply 11||June 5, 2022 4:32 PM
Seth Sikes is a Grade Z talent who got to the negligible place he is by sleeping with the right people, Evita style. He'll never, ever be anything other than generic Wonder Bread -- for which there's always a market. As soon as the botox doesn't help the wrinkles, as soon as he slides out of twink territory and into the unfuckable, he will be toast.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||June 5, 2022 4:48 PM
What's this strange obsession 3 people have with this guy? Granted, I've never met him or spent time with him, but he all he seems to do is sing old Judy Garland songs and look sorta cute in a bland way. Seems harmless. Did he cook and eat your first born or give you an STD?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||June 5, 2022 6:29 PM
[quote]R2 It’s 2022 I feel like you are stuck perhaps a time three or 400 years ago because no one fucking talks like that.
I assume you're referring to the use of proper grammar. Yeah, that's so 18th century.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||June 5, 2022 6:33 PM
R13, you've missed the point of this site is, in fact, pointless bitchery.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||June 5, 2022 6:38 PM
Pissalina seems to be pulling up the short straw in everything she does recently.
And the folks at Wikipedia seem to have gotten wise to how many false or exaggerated statements are in her profile.
Couldn't happen to a nicer piss drenched cam whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||June 5, 2022 10:29 PM
Poor La Pene Roto, once again drenched in urine for a few meager pesos.....
|by Anonymous||reply 18||June 5, 2022 10:54 PM
OP you seem obsessed with this person. What is it? They sound insufferable, never heard of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||June 6, 2022 12:50 PM
Delete this thread. Ban this OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||June 6, 2022 12:51 PM
Agree with R21. This kind of lying and hate is the cancer of the Internet.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||June 6, 2022 1:00 PM
[quote] Somehow I was asked to contribute to the starry feature…
What is "the starry feature?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||June 6, 2022 1:04 PM
OP is Jason Dottley, a F-list entertainer in the midst of a meltdown.
He's had a few threads he started here, some threads where he was pretending to be someone else, attacking himself.
Pay the piss stained gurleena no mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||June 6, 2022 3:49 PM
I Googled Seth Sikes to see what the big fuss was and I laughed. He is bland and inoffensive and WHO CARES if he pretends to have seen the Golden Girls to fit in?
Jesus Christ, at least he doesn't watch the Golden Girls! I cannot believe OP has his panties in an uproar over a corn fed queen who sings show tunes.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||June 6, 2022 8:54 PM
[quote]Jesus Christ, at least he doesn't watch the Golden Girls! I cannot believe OP has his panties in an uproar over a corn fed queen who sings show tunes.
He specializes in singing the Judy Garland songbook. That's as gay as it gets.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||June 6, 2022 11:31 PM
He specializes in nothing. He just sings Garland, and it's nothin' special.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||June 7, 2022 4:45 AM
It's totally obvi that Jason writes some of these diatribes and dribble to stir the pot, and you know Seth does too ! Who's gossiping at this level about Seth Sikes who randomly inserts himself into our theatre threads as far back as maybe 2015?? Other than scorn past lovers, neither are "famous" enough (AT ALL) to have people this vicious after them on here. I wouldn't be surprised if Seth isn't fueling some of the crazy shit about Jason on here too. You can't live in NYC one-degree of separation with lots of overlaps away from Seth and not hear alot. New York City is perhaps the smallest metropolis in the world. Especially the orbits of cabaret, gays, theatre, who doesn't know someone? I'm friends with tons of Seth's friends in NYC, Gideon, Joey P, Drew B, Ben G, Max E, Jonathan H (Well, more Provincetown now), Joely, Nick Clearly, Chris M, Gligor, Liam R, Nick Morales, Adam K, the lot from Pageant, I mean, people it's a little gay world. Anything involving the Four Score boys when Seth's not around is tea for the most discerning. I've been hearing about Seth's conniving ways for over 10 years! NOTHING NEW HERE. A mutual friend used to tell me about how he loved going to parties with seth because it was nothing but 50/60+ year old white men looking for "sons" to take in. Daddy's do alot for alot of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||June 7, 2022 5:21 AM
Nick CLEARLY, R34? Uhhh… no. But thanks for playing. Here’s your consolation prize. A key bump of Molly and a season pass to TheatreWorks USA at the Lortel.
As an usher. 🙄
And anyone who says they have “tons” of friends in the cabaret scene is code for the unfortunate fact that you actually WEIGH tons. Are you Todd Buonopane? Sharon McKnight? Do you back comb Sutton Lee Seymour’s ratty Dynel?
And score coke, and test it to make sure it hasn’t been cut with fentanyl before Max Von Essen Hoovers three lines?
Q: Meanwhile, why does no one talk about Max’s schlong?
A: Because he’s the Monty Clift of Bway.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||June 7, 2022 6:31 AM
R35 Sorry Cearley. And no, I'm more of a tigger cat, from ohio, than an overweight bathtube comedien.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||June 7, 2022 8:29 AM
somethings are learned on the people's couch, something's are learned at the art house, some things are learned from misconceptions, others gathered from random collections of skivvies alts.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||June 7, 2022 8:35 AM
Start a thread R35 on Max's schlong. I'm sure it's a just a tired topic. It's just like riding a Sike, I mean, a bike. Who has't regretted that wrong schlong decision? Is Alex the only wise one who didn't?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||June 7, 2022 8:37 AM
Lauren Bacall commercials? I would have never known about them if not for Datalounge. He's clearly on here.
No idea who he is, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||June 7, 2022 8:48 AM
I’ve known Seth for 20 years. Nice guy. And I liked his answer on Playbill.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||June 7, 2022 9:08 AM
Appears that Pissalina Jason's "friends" are as sad as she is....
|by Anonymous||reply 42||June 7, 2022 2:46 PM
Well smell you Bitch. WTF is she talking about& who da Fuck is She?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||June 7, 2022 2:50 PM
I don’t know who this person is but when you have a reputation for breaking dicks one imagines that you’d naturally try to downplay the role sex has in gay culture when asked.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||June 7, 2022 3:02 PM
This may be the most incomprehensible thread I've ever seen on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||June 7, 2022 6:21 PM
I want to be Seth's next husband
|by Anonymous||reply 47||June 7, 2022 11:57 PM
Pissalina Does Puerto Vallarta
With a soundtrack of her "hits"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||June 9, 2022 3:30 PM
Jason is seriously mentally ill. He's under some sort of impression that there is a "vendetta" against him.
Honey, come real close and pay real good attention: People would have to (1) know who you are and (2) care in order to want to have a vendetta against you. Neither of those conditions apply, hon.
Buh bye now.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||June 9, 2022 3:34 PM
Ok, can we recap the characters involved here? Seth Sikes is clear. But who is Jason and how is he connected?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||June 9, 2022 3:36 PM
R51 let's rewind to a few weeks ago....
There was a thread about a guy named Jason Dottley. The catalyst for all of it was his appearance in a local Puerto Vallarta magazine.
Jason apparently has had something of a recording career, which he then supposedly "retired" from, and is now doing OnlyFans in PV.
Jason used to be the partner of Del Shores the playwright.
Seth dated Jason for about a minute recently.
Jason seems to either be under the influence or is just neurotic and paranoid, because he keeps posting long screeds here about shit no one cares about.
He instigated a few things and then was super surprised when a few people on the DL clapped back and made fun of him, and of course, now he's clutching his pearls and crying victim.
He was shocked when someone found videos of him drinking a guy's piss and posted them here - ergo, the nickname Pissalina. Or talking about his "broken dick."
It's all been mildly amusing but we're at about 0:14:30 of the 0:15 for this mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||June 9, 2022 4:37 PM
Great recap. Now that I see the full picture, yep, mildly hilarious gay drama, which also means utterly inane.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||June 9, 2022 5:24 PM
Apparently Jason's Wikipedia page got some new attention based on the magazine article (and/or posts here) and someone tried to look up some of the achievements cited in the article as fact and could not find evidence for them - and now Jason's article has tags on it questioning neutrality and notability and might be deleted.
That's pretty much the definition of "fuck around and find out."
|by Anonymous||reply 54||June 9, 2022 5:40 PM
R54 every sourced site is legit. go click them yourself. weirdo. and if you noticed, all votes so far, ALL, are to KEEP it b/c he qualifies under several catagories. Eat it, lick it, suck it, fuck it!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||June 10, 2022 5:38 AM
R54 Fuck around and find out usually refers to being killed because of your own hubris.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||June 10, 2022 8:06 AM
R51 i’m not so sure I would call what they did dating. It takes two for that
|by Anonymous||reply 57||June 10, 2022 10:06 PM
R57 Jason threatened to tell lies about Seth after a serious relationship. It was just fucked off. I would call it way more than dating. He was Seth's first boyfriend in over 5 years. He broke Seth's heart. I've never seem him so devastated.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||June 16, 2022 12:18 AM
Yes, after the breakup, Seth had nothing but a big gaping hole inside of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||June 17, 2022 5:09 PM
Let's just get to the nitty gritty of it: Seth Sikes is not a good person. He uses everyone in his orbit to advance his position, which includes everything from having a friend buy him an apartment in Hell's Kitchen, to bumming Molly(s) at Fire Island, to claiming he's an essential worker so he could get the vaccine before anyone else.
It takes a lot of gumption to take advantage of others like that with no compunction. And let's not forget he flew from Puerta Vallerta to NYC JUST to get the vaccine as "an essential worker", and then flew back to PV to do more shows. Vaccines were not available yet in PV.
Anyway, I don't know in what world an "essential worker" is a person who works remotely for a school. But. Classic Seth, loophole, no scruples.
Babe, we all got the receipts and the venmo requests denied.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||June 23, 2022 4:43 AM
Seth has a job. Jason is trying to make money from his gross porn career. He has even stooped to doing urination videos and lying about being in his 30s online. DataLoungers in Puerto Vallarta = report him.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||June 23, 2022 4:52 AM
DL Yesterday = "What is American Jason doing squatting in Mexico? Should he be reported?".............Jason TODAY = "Today I got my immigration paperwork. Yesiree!!...Honest!!....I really did!!...Within 24 hours of DL talking about reporting me!!...And you can trust me!!...I am Thirtysomething Jason!!...No need to report me now...NO SIREE....Even though I provided zero proof, don't seem to qualify for immigration status, and I named the wrong forms, today is my Mexican Birthday!!.".........Report Him.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||June 23, 2022 5:09 AM
He's cute but I have to disagree about the "Being gay is about so much more than sexual preference. It's about taste..."
Nah. Its just that I love men and having sex with men. Lots of men. Thats it.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||June 23, 2022 6:47 AM
R64 = He is touring and doing singing tours. At least he isn't begging strangers to subscribe to his old man OF porn like Urination Jason.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||June 23, 2022 7:15 AM
r64- how is he making money doing that? How does he pay for his band and all the fees for the spaces he plays in. People don't make a living doing cabaret. Someone is footing the bill. What is a popular interpreter of Judy Garland's work. Garland didn't write any of the songs.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||June 23, 2022 7:28 AM
[quote]What is a popular interpreter of Judy Garland's work. Garland didn't write any of the songs.
Are you really that dumb?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||June 23, 2022 7:30 AM
Another recent gig for Seth. ((LINK)) He is wonderful. He dumped Jason. None of Seths friends approved of JD or his unemployed lifestyle. I have seen Seth many times in concert and he is amazing. I heard thru the grapevine that JD ex husband called Seth to warn him about what kind of character JD has. Dumping Jason was one of the best choices Seth ever made. Seth will not even acknowledge JD on any social media platform. He finds JD disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||June 23, 2022 7:31 AM
Seth is an Ally. He is talented and helps our community. His ex makes urine videos. Thank you Seth for your talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||June 23, 2022 7:37 AM
Damn...some vicious queens on here...I love it. So, what's the story with Seth Sikes breaking Dicks? Jason "Princess Pee Pee" is a talentless hack, or as Leslie Jordan once said "He's a Triple Threat..Can't Sing, Can't Dance, Can't Act" #Truth
|by Anonymous||reply 70||June 23, 2022 7:46 AM
[quote]or as Leslie Jordan once said "He's a Triple Threat..Can't Sing, Can't Dance, Can't Act" #Truth
Leslie Jordan must have been quoting Donald O'Connor talking about Lina Lamont in "SIngin' in the Rain," the movie in which that line was first heard.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||June 23, 2022 7:49 AM
R70 He forgot "Can't fuck either". cause those sad, pathetic jerk off and "collaborate" vids are lame and flaccid...so, who broke who's dick?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||June 23, 2022 7:53 AM
R69 wow he's hot too. Just my type, although he can leave out the Judy Garland tributes, thats... really not my thing!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||June 23, 2022 7:56 AM
Isn’t the audience for garland tributes dying off?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||June 23, 2022 8:01 AM
Don’t know who he is, but “Seth Sykes” sounds like some kind of comedy character name.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||June 23, 2022 8:18 AM
I think Seth is a good singer. I cannot imagine Seth is making a living off these concerts.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||June 24, 2022 6:43 AM
Seth is another generic gay who's generically cute, regardless of whatever boyfriend drama he had/has.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||June 25, 2022 5:28 PM