I am obsessed with Joey Miuccio’s beautiful full juicy tits 🥵🥵🥵

I just wanna suck on them

Too much make-up.

[quote] His main job is he is a Pilot.

Is he king or goals? What are his favorite bops?

How you should breathe while in a steam room.

I would be to busy eye fucking him. Look at those 🥵

Go jack off to him and leave us alone.

Fuck off OP.

Joey DeMatteo has more gusto than Joey Miuccio.

Joey Miuccio isn’t a whore. He has his Bachelors in Business and then went back to school to become a pilot, and started that career this year. He’s 27.

CUTIE

[quote]he sells workout clothing

So, used jockstraps and piss-stained underwear? or just used gym socks?

He a goodlooking guy, but a full head of hair is not in his future for much longer.

R10 😂😂😂 he knows. He said he is gonna probably get a hair transplant or something once he loses more of it, but not yet.

Him in uniform

I think he has 2 equally hot brothers.

R12 yes. He’s the youngest of 3 boys. His two older bros are twins.

gay?

No. In a serious relationship with his GF who lives in NYC. She’s moving in with him in FL in August.

When he’s not traveling for work he lives between NYC with her or home in FL.

Future Onlyfans performer.

Not nearly as interesting as the title would suggest.

So meaty!

I felt a frisson of fear looking at the first pic. Not because of his man tits, which are indeed formidable, but because he reminds me vaguely of a young Peter Stormare.

distracted by the Mr. Potato Head hair

I actually like him with a buzz cut and facial hair 🥵

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 look at those

Is he already flirting with porn?

No. He’s a fucking pilot

Oooh. You mean he's a stripper who dresses up like a pilot. Got it.

Quite big tits.

Another “obsession” from DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow? Another stalking victim? Too many photos collected and now posted all in a row ☑️. Personal details gleaned and shared here to demonstrate intimate knowledge ☑️. You do have a pattern, OP. How long before you creep this one out enough to get blocked on all the platforms, Ewww.dwin? Someone needs to tip this unsuspecting guy off to Seacow’s MO.

Soapsuds poster spotted.

All THREE brothers are very delectable

He's hot.

Another white man the obese Brooklyn Seacouch Ed.win Mont.anez Jr is “obsessed” with.

He’s white?

R32 he’s Italian-American.

So whatever they really are.

At least he gives the people what the want 🥵

Those things are amazing

Gosh, he has that face of a man that grow into an old troll, but you look back at his photos and say, "Damn, your dad was hot!" Emphasis on WAS. I need to see what his dad looks like because these types of men don't age well. Not that it matters because he's a solid 10 in my book.

Hot damn sexy, Yum!

Does He Who Cannot Be Named (🐴🏆) know that his social media influencer-worshipping posts are always immediate self-giveaways by both the hyperbolic praise of morons and the 🥵🥵🥵🫢🫢🫢😍😍😍Britney Spears-style approach to writing ❤️♥️💙💗💗💗🖤💛💜💜💙what once 1️⃣ was the English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 language 🗣and now is cartoon hieroglyphics 🇪🇬❓❓❔❓❔❔❓❓❓🤨🤨❔⁉️

We need to see hole and poll pics.

What orafice is he running for?

He's only 5'11" - I'm surprised. He actually seemed taller.

R33 : White. If you look at him and can't tell that he's a white guy then there's something wrong with your eyesight.

He looks like he's wearing a hairpiece in the pic at R35 .

White-Adjacent. Italians are Adjacent.

R41 5’11 is above average male height

The brothers are hotter

He’s actually taller than his older brothers at 5’11. He’s also the blondest.

THAT is what real Italian ancestry looks like. They all have Italian features with gorgeous complexions that can turn borderline black in the sun vs burning. That Mediterranean blood.

He's handsome but basically a standard good looking New York Italian-American guy. And straight. This is the guy you are obsessing over, OP?

Also he basically has lady boobs.

Those are solid r48. Not like ladies boobs.

R47 he’s born and raised in FL.

R47 Obsessing? This is over the line to stalking. Cannot imagine Miuccio will see OP’s sad fixation as flattering. It will get him a block.

If only many of these pics weren’t on Google etc. The Miuccio brothers were vine stars with 1 million followers and a YouTube channel.

If only his TikTok wasn’t a professional one dedicated to working out and selling his products…

Beautiful body!!!!

He likely hasn't tasted pizza in a decade

He's a YouTuber, so he's only a whore for attention and money.

🌊

🐄

🧵

[quote] Also he basically has lady boobs.

Yes, the Seacow has gynecomastia boobs.

Damn, handsome boys @ R46's photo. All three of those bros.

[quote] Also he basically has lady boobs.

Why do you think that?

He has nice hair.

He's lucky R59 escorts need nice hair to land the big fish.

Sexy sluts

Nice lace front.

What's a lace front?

Smell R47. If you think he's "standard" would love to know what you consider gorgeous.

Pecs are okay, but in R52's video, it looks like his ass is his best asset. He should be showing that more.

He’s got nice beefy thighs

R65 it’s ok for both his pecs and ass to be great.

R65 here. You can see his small but shapely tight ass well in those skin tight shorts

Ok, gays.

This annoying chick speaks for all women and says Pilots are hotter than Doctors, Lawyers and Finance Bros.

Do you find Pilots sexier?

I’ve always found men in uniform hot, with Pilots being one of the hottest but Cops and Firefighters have always been hotter to me.

Ok this is actually cool, that he can pull a small plane out and take his GF on a date in a different city for the night. I’m jealous lol

Date nite

The guy in R69/70 is OPs guy?

R72 yes. Are the clothes throwing you off? Or the facial hair?

He’s always peddling some product. Lucky he’s nice to look at in the process and keep our attention! Woof.

None of the lyrics in that 'streamable' video at R52 are intelligible.

R70 proves this goober guy is not good looking.

I think he looks very handsome in r70

Maybe you just don’t like facial hair on him and that hairstyle

🥵🥵🥵🥵

As if you’d kick this Italian-American cutie out of bed

He’s a cutie

Lady boobs?

Man boobs. But the good kind. Not fat saggy obese tits. Hard muscle

So cute

A young Stanley Tucci.

I like him better with the long-blonde Himbo look.

The long bleached locks give him some personality as opposed to the cookie cutter style he, and every other insta-jock, has these days.

His hair isn’t bleached there. It lightened in the sun. He’s mentioned that before.

I hate the long hair.

[quote]His hair isn’t bleached there. It lightened in the sun

Uh, yeah, "lightened in the sun" aka BLEACHED by the sun. Besides, WTF would you care so nit-picky about that?

I think this guy is in danger from you.

How big? c or uc?

R87 not at all.

And sorry I thought you meant bottle jobs. Not sun.

R87 Exactly! OP is DL pariah Brooklyn Seacow, who has a long, well documented history of stalking young white men (some questionably of legal age) online. He’s been blocked and reported all over the internet, but like a serial killer can’t resist posting his invasive “trophies” here. It’s psychotic.

Long tall, sordid, hung, ready for trouble

He is absolutely gorgeous. Thank you for always sharing hot guys with us gays, OP.

You ever see a guy on Instagram or Chaturbate and think he shouldn’t be going down this route? He doesn’t have what it takes and he should get a real job instead? That’s what I think here.

[quote]And sorry I thought you meant bottle jobs. Not sun.

I didn't mean it specifically either way R89, because it doesn't matter.

And the fact you would care about such a generic-trivial thing said by a stranger about a stranger on a random internet thread has me worried for you... and for him... because of you.

r93 good thing he has a day job.

Who cares if he does or doesn’t. Who cares about such minute details of some random person on the internet you’re never going to meet. Are you his stalker or something?

r96 I am not the other person who you keep saying that to. I was just replying because he does in fact have a day job. We see that on this thread, so I was confused as to why you continue to say he needs to get one. He is a Pilot. I am sure his job is a lot more rewarding than what most of us do on here.

He should not be trying to be an influencer or whatever. You see some people do that and they keep embarrassing themselves, like Tommy DiDario.

R98 here is why he isn’t stopping anytime soon most likely.

[quote]I like him better with the long-blonde Himbo look.

As Michael Bolton discovered, when your hairline has gone the way of the dodo, it's best not to have an unintentional mullet.

That was interesting video, R99. He's making that much money from endorsements and he's not even that famous. No wonder so many people are doing those videos.

Companies need to stop giving influencers so much money. It’s money down the toilet. I know Hilton and some hotels have stopped doing this because there is no return on investment.

I thought a lot of companies were dumping the "influencers" since they don't bring in the revenue.

R103, are you also R102?

No, influencers still make a shit ton. The more engagements you have, the more you can charge. It’s not just followers, the engagement ratio needs to be high also.

Some of the people who deal with the finances for these companies have made videos about it. Some of the middle influencers can make up to $30k flat for a deal with some companies and then they make more each time someone uses their discount code to buy the product.

And he has A LOT of endorsements. Not just 1 or 2. He has about 7 or 8.

Fitness influencers who are actually good and knowledgeable like him and gain a loyal following get paid.

This thread has just reminded me that it's been 2 weeks since I had some dick.

What is going on with his hair?

He looks like he's wearing a rug at OP and R35 and R99 - but other pics it looks real.

I never knew taking a cold shower a day is good for you.

I did know it’s good for your skin, according to my dermatologist.

[quote]I did know it’s good for your skin, according to my dermatologist.

As someone who had chronic eczema as a child, water, especially hot water, is very drying to the skin.

If he were making that much money as an influencer, I doubt he’d still be working as a pilot

She works hard for the money

Are those real? They look delicious. He can nurse me anytime.

R110 why? Why not have two big incomes? Not everyone needs to do one or another. Some people are hustlers and wanna make as much as they can while they have the opportunity. Plus, in todays market? Everything is expensive, from gas to housing to food etc. Yeah. You need to make money.

Better than being broke.

Does he have woman’s tits?

I remember Joey (and his brother) when they were popular on Vine. They are all naturally skinny guys, but naturally ripped. He had natural abs and cuts on his chest passed down genetically. He gains muscle easily, minus his legs. He has to work out everyday to maintain his gains or he slims out very easy.

He also is a self-declared hustler who is all about making as much $$$ as he can, while being notoriously cheap. His Bachelors degree was in Business, so he has a business mindset.

I thought there were something like five Miuccio brothers back in the day. They grew up outside Orlando.

At least three

There are 3.

Vinny and Nicky are fraternal twins.

Joey is the younger brother.

R110, he explained in his video that he keeps his day job because the social media income can be inconsistent, and more so, he's being cautious since it could suddenly go away.

At least he’s thinking ahead and not rushing to quit his job for social media like so many are doing these days. He’s smart.

I always say I wonder what so many of these influencers will do if TikTok suddenly goes away the way Vine did. He saw it happen with Vine when he was a teenager, which is probably why he’s cautious now as an adult and playing it smart and safe.

He’s enjoying his time in Guatemala. Also, he’s loving his view as he takes a shit.

He is easy to look at.

Sad that his hair appears to be receding.

Verificatia of sizemeat?

Quite nice tits. Not really my type facially though, although he looks much better with a beard.

His hair is amazing

He took his lady to Guatemala for the weekend to celebrate their 3 year anniversary

Why would he post a video "with his lady"? He risks alienating his fanbase.

Most of his followers are into fitness.

[quote] here is why he isn’t stopping anytime soon most likely.

Well what else would he say? Kids don’t do what I’m doing it’s not worth it. I’m just a big social media wh*re who likes to get his tits out to a naive audience.

He’s making 6 figures off it. Good for him r130

Maybe he is maybe he ain’t. I don’t believe most of these people are making as much as the say they are. But hey, fake it until you make it…

Dude. He’s a Pilot. You think they’re paid minimum wage, don’t you?

Do you have reading comprehension problems? No one was talking about his day job. It’s doubtful he’s getting paid 6 figures off of social media.

The big ones make millions. It’s not hard when he had so many sponsorships

He’s hard where it’s necessary

Pic, R136?

Fuckkkkk. He’s so gorgeous. I can’t. He’s just so perfect 🙈🥵🥵🥵🥵 he knows the tits get everyone going. He made a shit ton of tips! People were sending tips like crazy.

Tits out, Tips up.

Oh, baby. Kissable.

R140 yup. Those thin but sexy pink lips of his. Such a good looking guy.

[quote] The big ones make millions. It’s not hard when he had so many sponsorships

The big ones do but not him. And there are very few big ones.

R138 Read your insipid comment back and try not to wince. You’re a middle aged man with absolutely no dignity or sense of shame for what appears to be a pathological addiction to porn and self loathing. If nothing else, you have company for half of it - everyone else loathes you, too.

He’s delicious and I say that with pride.

R144 The Brooklyn Seacow Ed,win claims to be 33 LOL but he’s completely bald….

Lord, I am so happy I was allotted an education and common sense, and critical thinking skills. Because sometimes I feel so so sorry for the people I see comment here. The lack of education and mind blowing ignorance is mind blowing.

I love how you are all mooning over the star of a shampoo commercial.

sexy and sweet

He's sorta of a whore.

He’s just hot and he knows it. And he knows his audience

So from the hot tub video all three of them admit to kissing men but that's it they are totally het...Uh huh.

R152 I’ve kissed girls but I’m not straight. You can do a lot of shit without being sexually attracted to the other person.

It was probably a peck. And I see nothing wrong with that.

It’s common in Italy for men to kiss one another. Not make out but pecks.

they hold hands too

How did his GF do at taking pics of him?

He has such a hot little ass.

All these guys are utterly interchangeable and there are far too many them.

Instagram is like a giant tin filled with pennies,.

Oh, yes, the Miuccio brothers are gorgeous. But I'm more partial to the other brother, the cheerleader, Nic -

[quote] Sexy! But he has such beautiful pecs and nipples 🤤 I just wanna suckle on them. But then again, I’m a huge fan of big juicy pecs and nice shaped large breasts on a woman. I guess I’m into big tits and nice nipples on both men and women 😂😂😂 I’m a big nipple guy though.

What is wrong with you? Do you think anyone cares?

And why do you keep posting sappy emojis like you're a giggling fourteen-year-old girl living in Tokyo?

R159 Ed.win Mont.anez jr the OP is a retarded 14 year old girl in the body of 350 pound bald middle aged Puerto Rican.

Hottie McHottie

About a decade ago, my neighbor looked a lot like this guy but even taller. God, was he stunning.

He has a new woman over every night.

R162 has or had? You said a decade ago.

Omg he posted another sauna video 🤤 he’s so gorgeous. It’s insane.

PS is he sitting in 142 degrees? I’m confused. But 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Look at the hand placement. Those shorts look small and tight. He must have been showing too much in them.

Does he have womanly tits?

R164 OMG calm your jiggly tits Ed.win!

huge tits, a massive rack

R167 they’re DIVINE

Most suckable tits I’ve seen in a while

I agree

OP, no, you're a sex addict and addicted to God knows what else.

Talk about jumping to conclusions

Is his hole and pole shaved smooth like his chest?

R171 Fat Ed.win Mont.anez Jr aka the Brooklyn Seacow also is addicted to McDonalds and underage teenage white wrestlers , and stalking and catfishing those white boys, and of course tik tok and the Euphoria tv show because it’s a retarded teenage girl at heart!!

R153 = bisexual cunt

OP = bisexual cunt

Imagine caring who someone else is sexually attracted to.

R176 You think the Brooklyn seacow Ed.win is bisexual?? LOL

OP is fantasizing about some bitch breasts, fuck him. I'm sick of you fuckers trying to degay this forum.

[quote] OP is fantasizing about some bitch breasts

Why do you say that?

To R8, he's a whore alright!! AKA, a smart educated whore with great pecs

I know whores!!!

There seems to be serious mental illness on this site these days.

Well the Op the Brooklyn Seacow Ed.win was breastfed until he was 8 years old.

Pretty titties

Hottie

Where are the nudes?

Great tit bounce

He was pure

Every ounce

I was sure

When his titties bounced. . .

🌊

🐄

🧵

I don’t usually go for brown guys, but I would make an exception for him.

Cutie

R190 actually he himself used the light brown emoji as his skin tone

Another example.

[quote] I don’t usually go for brown guys, but I would make an exception for him.

I like brown guys, and he’s definitely one I’d go for.

His tits are incredible

The bulge though 👀

R193, that’s cultural appropriation. The brown hands are reserved for Latinxes, not white guys. It’s as racist as white gays using black girl emojis to be sassy. 🙋🏿‍♀️

[quote] The brown hands are reserved for Latinxes, not white guys.

But he’s not white.

R197 Latin is not Latinx. That’s not a real thing.

Italians are Latin more than White.

R199 You are retarded Seacow Ed.win.

Beautiful man. I remember him when he was a Vine star. Young Teenage Joey was super skinny and then he beefed up by the time he was 18.

Very cute as a teen

A pilot with a bunch of side hustles? I doubt it.

Does he have “a” Vine?

His older brother did

Wasn’t the brothers dick kind of small

His tits are on my mind this morning

King

[quote] King

Miuccio.

Mustache or No Mustache?

I’ll take either.

Following the Top Gun trend and giving himself a mustache

Tetas

R210 Oh fuck, I think I need to rub one out now.

R65 oh, I agree. That ass is prime muscle booty R52. He needs to embrace it and market the shit out of it - $$$.

He needs a full length movie about his tits and ass

His ass is nothing special, but his tits are grand.

The combo of the two is quite something

Phew, what a man. Gorgeous

God he’s hot

Massive tits

Who is this Ho?

Any porn?

He’s a ho for love

He’s a Ho I wish would drop his underwear

He broke up with his GF (who was moving in with him next month) because he found out she’s been cheating.

On him? What was the bitch thinking?!

Yes. She was cheating on him. He had suspicions about it for a little while but thought he would wait until he had more proof and when he did he confronted her and she admitted everything so he dumped her.

I hope he knows I’m available.

Is his ex-gf slow and blind? Unless the man she cheated with looked like Henry Cavill with Chris Hemsworth's latest Thor movie bod, I can't fathom why she'd rather have sex with anyone other than this delectable slab of Italian beef.

Hemsworth’s latest Thor bod is too much. That’s not hot to me. Actually, not to his wife either. She said it’s too much.

R228 looks aren’t everything, especially with straight couples and women. Maybe she wasn’t happy. His job does have him away a lot.

Perhaps his big tits didn't compensate for tiny meat, which is probably why he hasn't flashed it.

yeah, possibly tragically underhung

R230 because someone who has an actual career must have small meat because he won’t post it to the internet? You’re that lost and desensitized?

all of these guys are such butterfaces. 👀😂😆😱 if they didn't have a torso like that he'd be a fuggo. a good example of this is the arabian guy on big brother usa currently. uggo fuggo rat face man with a nice chest.

don't be fooled by the big brother pic.

seems like a hot bod is a mask these days for uggo fuggo guys and non-discerning gays are sucked in by some man tits.

Perhaps she wanted someone with bigger tits so she went the lesbian route?

R234 perhaps his tits were bigger than hers.

These comments show how many gay men are nothing more than shallow, dense and desensitized

Sure, if you want to be picky.

Most of us would have ZERO problem fucking Helmsworth and his Thor body or Miuccio.

He definitely needs a new hair stylist

His hair is thinning. I think he does that to cover as much as he can.

he can shave it

Cutie. Looks tired.

God how can someone so obsessed with taking selfies all the time be considered sane enough to fly a plane. Standards have really dropped!

A day in the life (while he’s working)

Flat ass at R244.

His ass isn’t flat. It’s small and tight. That’s not flat.

I wonder what his farts smell like

He’s italiano so guess

He’s a hottie

He’s so hot.

Aww I love that he’s taking himself on dinner dates and enjoying fatty foods after his heart being broken by a slut.

Does he have an Onlyfans?

He's at his hottest when he's got that stache going.

He looks a bit like Ryan Gosling at R251.

Gosling wishes he had this guys coloring

[quote] Gosling wishes he had this guys coloring

Which is?

All you have to do is look at him r256. Unless you’re blind. He’s olive toned. Gosling is not.

R244 Why would he shave before going to bed? Doesn't that mean you'll have a 5-clock shadow before noon?

If your facial hair grows fast r258. Mine takes 2-3 days to really show

He was on live while in the sauna. Woof. Those tits had me 🥵

He’s talking about nothing but he sure is nice to look at

And he just gradually kept getting sweatier 🥵

And sweatier

Soaking wet

Phew. What a gorgeous man.

His sparkling wit is amazing

He noted that there are so many good looking "people" in Tampa. Wonder if he ran into Ralph there?

Who is Ralph?

Tampa does have a lot of young hotties

His tits are so suckable.

Ralph is Drew's husband from Real Housewives of Atlanta, last season he had disappeared for a few days mysteriously after he and Drew had a fight. Then it was revealed he spent a few days in Tampa with no explanation of what he was doing. It's assumed he had downlow rendez-vous down there.

I don’t see the Ryan Gosling like some others do.

I see a miracle

Where are the nudes?

I see r272 made a thread with his newer account on Nic Miuccio.

You’re very strange.

Why is seeing him workout like this so hot? Lol

Such a hot piece of beefcake

Have you made your first catfishing attempt yet, OP?

I've been watching Joey's shorts for months. I should have known there would be a thread about him on The DL.