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Let's cast a movie/minseries about the yoga teacher who is accused of murder and on the run?

Which actress can take on the role of the yoga teacher? Who could play the cyclist victim? Which douchebag face actor can take on the role of the man in the triangle?

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by Anonymousreply 37June 28, 2022 12:02 AM

Both women were way too attractive for that "douche"

by Anonymousreply 1May 30, 2022 12:03 AM

Chris Dowd for the douche.

by Anonymousreply 2May 30, 2022 12:19 AM

R2 Good recommendation.

by Anonymousreply 3May 30, 2022 3:36 AM

Margaret Qualley for the victim.

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2022 3:40 AM

Margot Robbie for the victim. Jaimie Alexander for the murderer.

by Anonymousreply 5May 30, 2022 4:02 AM

'Cheating boyfriend' is redundant.

by Anonymousreply 6May 30, 2022 4:19 AM

The douchebreau biker is kind of hot. Devin Sawa from ten years ago would’ve been ideal.

If Killer Kaitlin turns this into a spree - or better yet, a rampage - Ryan Murphy will be taking notes furiously.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 21, 2022 4:59 PM

This is basically Texas in a nutshell -- gun violence, stupidity, and good looking people.

by Anonymousreply 8June 21, 2022 5:06 PM

I already own the film rights.

by Anonymousreply 9June 21, 2022 5:15 PM

Nic- you might be able to pull off the victim’s mother.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 21, 2022 5:17 PM

Miles Teller as the cyclist

by Anonymousreply 11June 21, 2022 5:41 PM

Elliot Page as the douchebro.

by Anonymousreply 12June 21, 2022 6:12 PM

Mellisa McCarthy as the yoga teacher, Viola Davis as the victim, Bowen Yang as the white cis patriarchy.

by Anonymousreply 13June 21, 2022 6:30 PM

"When cops went to Strickland’s address to question him, they spotted an SUV in the driveway that was nearly identical to the one seen on surveillance footage pulling up to the Maple Avenue apartment the night of the murder." Was it identical now or not? Nearly identical means it's not the same. Is the wording deliberate or are they just unsure?

by Anonymousreply 14June 21, 2022 6:33 PM

I, for one, applaud her gumption!

The cunt deserved it!

by Anonymousreply 15June 21, 2022 6:37 PM

Annie Murphy in a villainous turn as the jilted woman.

by Anonymousreply 16June 21, 2022 7:04 PM

Has she been caught yet?

by Anonymousreply 17June 22, 2022 5:43 PM

Still on the lam!

Douchebiker is in hiding.

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by Anonymousreply 18June 22, 2022 5:51 PM

The douche cyclist kind of reminds me of that comedy Rory Scovel.

by Anonymousreply 19June 23, 2022 12:27 AM

Shirtless pic of d-bag at link.

Also one of him holding a chicken.

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by Anonymousreply 20June 23, 2022 12:55 AM

One point has emerged quite clear from this tragedy: the douche does not understand what inertia means.

"We were clearly going our separate ways, but we just didn't get enough inertia to separate."

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by Anonymousreply 21June 23, 2022 1:01 AM

Beanie Feldstein as both women!

by Anonymousreply 22June 23, 2022 1:04 AM

Elisabeth Olsen with a perm could play the murderess.

by Anonymousreply 23June 23, 2022 1:15 AM

What's known about the yoga instructor's background? She disappeared after flying into La Guardia five weeks ago. She's got to have money and/or friends to be missing for so long. Did she have a passport under a different name and manage to leave the country? So far she's the most successful murderer escaping detection for so long. Vicky White and the giant, the Canadian twinks, and the sous chef we're all found relatively quickly

by Anonymousreply 24June 23, 2022 1:30 AM

Is his dick really worth murder?

by Anonymousreply 25June 23, 2022 1:33 AM

If she were younger, Courtney Thorne-Smith would've been perfect as the Yoga instructor

by Anonymousreply 26June 23, 2022 2:22 AM

She sold her car at a Car-X for getaway money!

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by Anonymousreply 27June 24, 2022 11:23 PM

In OP’s pic he seems to be packing, so…

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2022 11:35 PM

Insufferable cyclists and yoga teachers? Gross. Throw them all away.

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2022 11:36 PM

I will play the yoga teacher! I have done it before to GREAT acclaim!

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2022 11:37 PM

Hard to cast an actor for such a handsome man

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by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2022 11:47 PM

This case reminds me of the diaper astronaut. Remember her? How time flies.

by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2022 11:49 PM

If you're going to shoot anyone, shoot that ugly POS Strickland. He's the bastard

by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2022 11:59 PM

Wow did this lady fuck up. I don't really understand it. She could have found someone else. And it's not like she was dirt poor and reliant on him financially.

by Anonymousreply 34June 25, 2022 12:01 AM

I think she'll off herself.

by Anonymousreply 35June 25, 2022 12:18 AM

Kaitlin Armstrong could use a photo filter to her advantage.

by Anonymousreply 36June 25, 2022 12:20 AM

She was last seen at Newark International.

She’s using that Car-X cash to get set up in a country with no extradition agreement.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 28, 2022 12:02 AM
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