'Alternative facts': Kellyanne Conway's new memoir dismantled in brutal book review

It's time to flush this garbage woman down the toilet.

There is a special place in hell for this one.

[Quote] Elsewhere, she deploys “clever”, “shrewd” and “calculating” to describe Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law who is Jewish.

Oh, please. Those aren't codewords for "Jew."

Doesn’t anyone doubt for a second she would have helped Hitler do his deeds, and gleefully participated in his quest for complete world domination?

KAC ripped to shreds in. Guardian review? Must be heavy on snark. Can't wait to read.

It never would have occurred to me, R4.

I love this bitch and I have no idea why gays haven’t embraced her. She hates her daughter and has a mask-like face with improbable blond hair!!! And that’s just the beginning!

She is the classic Trump employee-- someone who no one else would even vaguely think of hiring for the job she had... and so she is both incompetent and completely beholden to Trump for raising her up from obscurity

I'm surprised she hasn't gone the Linda Tripp extensive PS route.

Kellyanne Conway is such a sick WHORE!

Bowling Green Massacre y'all!

She can write?

No, but she has a ghost who can. ^^

Jesus, that jaw. She needs to see a good orthodontist.

In Korea

Just remember that Simon & Schuster is the publishing company who paid her millions to disseminate her lies.

S&S is the publisher that also offered Milo Yiannopoulos $250k for his evil stupid book and then backed out after backlash.

Also the publisher of Trump and lots of alt-right Nazis under its imprint called Threshold Editions, which it doesn't list among other imprints on its website.

Free speech, yes, but book publishers don't need to pay millions to incentivize propagandists to put hate speech into the world.

R8, yeah, Conway's experience mainly consisted of being a Republican pollster for a couple of decades. When she was young she started out by working for Frank Luntz before branching out with her own polling company. It was surprising that she took on a key role as Trump's campaign manager and later as "Senior Counselor to the President" because her area of expertise was basically being a polling analyst.

R16 Glad you mention her polling experience.

Conway to me is evidence that political polls are *not* predictive, but rather that they are used as propaganda mechanisms to influence voting outcomes.

Polling companies like hers either serve the Democratic party or the Republican party. An objective polling company would serve only its data.

Conway's job in running a polling company prepared her to be a propagandist extraordinaire. But people always cleanly divide her polling, as if it is legitimate, from her disinformation campaigns for Trump. They are one and the same. Throughout the Trump regime, she never changed her Twitter name from @KellyannePolls.

I wish people would open their eyes and realize political polling companies are designed to influence their thought.

Journalists are supposed to report news—events that have already happened—and they do with the exception of reporting predicted voting outcomes supplied to them by people like Kellyanne Conway.

Not the big seller she’d envisioned.

Seriously, where would one be, without The Guardian?

It’s really the last stronghold of objective and unbiased journalism.

Whenever even NYT or WallPo are deserting journalistic principles, The Guardian stands out above all these tabloids, head and shoulders, a beacon of progressive hope

Sure, Jan

The comment about ethnic slurs was stupid PC nonsense. Now you can’t make Mafia references because that’s a slur? The rest of the review was fine.

Kellyanne hasn't been the same since Wayland died.

I'm a bit disappointed her book isn't titled "The Way of the Con".

A missed opportunity.

She’s so ugly even black dudes won’t fuck her.

Of course, R24 could not not be racist. Was it Kellyanne?

As if the Guardian would even momentarily consider giving her book an objective review

I think it is pretty objective, r26.

This woman is so ugly and evil, inside and out. The verbal diarrhea coming out of her mouth on The View last week was the same tedious bullshit she spewed while working for The Orange Menace.

When you think about the types of people Americans listen to and validate, it's quite chilling.

Her job is to lie, it's bound to work sometimes.

“It’s being contained! Don’t you think it’s being contained?”

This fug bitch's brain isn't even contained!

Jersey Gal made good!

Disgusting.

Fuck those idiot scumbags with a rusty hand saw.

It flopped! Ha ha

Didn't her book claim that Trump wanted to fuck her? I only read a headline somewhere, vurped and tried to forget about it. I don't even want to google for fear it will fuck with my porn hub algorithms

Two words: Fuh. Lop.

Alternative facts = Bull Shit.

where's Omarosa when we need her?

The reviews are scathing. Good. The link below is just one.

If you want to download this for free, here's a safe link. You do have to register, but it's free and it's safe.

I have personally downloaded about 50 books from this site.

It's called Z-library. You can download it onto your kindle if you want or onto your computer

SmellyAnne's grandad was in the Philly mafia. Don McGahan also had mafia ties.

I walk by her house at the Jsesey shore occasionally and I always pause to hear if she and Geoege are screaming at each other.

Can Kellyanne suck cock as good as Nancy Davis?

And yet somehow she is more relatable and less puke-worthy than that foul, evil, lying, rat-faced titless cum-spattered cunt, Kayleigh McEnany.

Don't invoke the name of the Pigeon-Headed Whore, please.

Well, speaking of mob/mafia connections…

[quote]I walk by her house at the Jsesey shore occasionally and I always pause to hear if she and Geoege are screaming at each other.

Speaking of her husband, he is worse than she is.

I know he was anti-trump, but he's still married to this vile cunt and the way they raise their kids and how he allowed his wife to treat their daughter is disgusting.

The world will be a better place when kellyanne and george die

It's on the best-seller list.

I'm looking forward to seeing how much more repulsive she, Steves Bannon and Miller will become as they turn into old people. It's going to be horror movie-caliber.

Also Jared. Whatever he's had injected into his wax face became horrific by the end of their reign of terror. He's got the air of a fright night TV series host made up to look undead.

Speaking of books, Meghan McCain pretty much admits that her fans can't read.

Alternative facts=lying.

No one called this creature out in public and it takes time to get the stench out.

What no pushback from their lies and grift=J6.

After J6, these people have nothing to say that is worth listening to.

[QUOTE] Conway labels Bannon a “leaking dirigible” and an “unpaternal, paternalistic bore of a boor”.

LOL!

[quote]Elsewhere, she deploys “clever”, “shrewd” and “calculating” to describe Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law who is Jewish.

Fuck this review. I'm so sick of this shit. This fucker literally makes money off of illegal settlements and yet we're still going to pull this "antisemitic" crap? Fuck him and fuck the reviewer.

Frankly, she was complimenting him by calling him those things because even his HS thought he was a moron.

The way she tries to “spin” is to continuously talk so no one can get a word in edgewise

[Quote] It's on the best-seller list. The GOP buys up a ton to giveaway at different events and drive it up in best seller lists.

The truth is no one reads books

Kellyanne Conway's books are selling more copies than the Bible!

R49's picture is airbrushed to death. She really looks like the Cryptkeeper. Her outsides are as ugly as her insides.

[quote] When you think about the types of people SOME Americans listen to and validate, it's quite chilling.

There, fixed that for ya.

Trust me, we're no different than people of any other country. Some believe fools and liars, and others are smart enough not to.

[quote]It's on the best-seller list.

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American public.

Her family detests her

Even that Photoshopped pic @ R49 can't help that rancid putrid face.

R59, what's Ginny Thomas' excuse? I assure you, there are smart, connected people who are buying into bullshit, because they are just despicable individuals.

I listened to an interview given by Mark Meadows' atty. This is a longtime, well-connected, former DOJ official and now white collar attorney - he's a deplorable. The things he said, treating Trump like he was innocuous. Like he was some "aww, shucks" candidate who connected with "real 'muricuh." Just completely ignoring that Trump couldn't tell you who wrote the constitution, let alone what's in it and that Trump's campaign was based entirely on hate, racism, bigotry and lies. And ignoring that Trump is just a morally-bankrupt individual to his core. So if that's connecting to the "common man," then the common man is a pile of shit who should go extinct.

BTW, that Meadows' atty also represents Ginny Thomas.

[quote] I assure you, there are smart, connected people who are buying into bullshit, because they are just despicable individuals.

Yep, we have a large number of people in America who are deplorable shitheads. I think back to those debates when the crowd cheered tRump on when he said not paying taxes makes him smart or the GQP debates when Megyn Kelly asked him about his misogyny and calling women fat pigs and dogs. Again, the CROWD cheered him on. These people admire that type of behavior and aspire to it. And you have a bunch of enablers and self-loathers (mostly their wives and daughters) who think this is all just fine and normal behavior.

[quote]There, fixed that for ya. Trust me, we're no different than people of any other country. Some believe fools and liars, and others are smart enough not to.

Nay, face facts, most Americans aren't that deep, they can no longer have actual have conversations, they are always looking at their cells, way too many are obsessed with celebrity gossip. Want to bet most can tell you more about the Depp/Heard trail than things which affect them directly?

Most Americans don't seem to care about things which affect their lives. Remember those Jan 6th morons were fighting for Drumpf, they were NOT fighting to keep Social Security and other social service programs which would help them. I bet most don't even realize what exactly Dump stands for.

ReThug politicians sure do know how stupid most of their base is, they prey upon their voters fears, their racism and their overall stupidity. All these deplorables, whether, rich or poor, are hateful deeply flawed humans.

The election of Drumpf and a TV channel which is all about hate and lies (FOX 'news') is more than enough to show us how far the US is sinking into becoming a fascist nation.

The so-called educated GQP voters voters are simply hateful racists and xenophobes. They simply hate anyone who is different than they are. Perhaps it's time for the US to become two countries.

Did it make it into her memoir that her teenaged daughter told the whole world that Kellyanne and her husband are both physically and verbally abusive to their children?

SHE'S A CUNT!!!!

Scary that Liz Cheney is what passes for a respectable Republican these days.

America's Hermann Göring lite.

This hag is only 55 years old. By the time she's in her 60s, she'll be one of those skeletal anorexic women with really bad plastic surgery, ratty Korean wig, and pancake makeup.

Actually, I take that back. She's already there.

merrick garland has refused to prosecute mark meadows and some other trump crook last week. That God damned, stupid pussy just wants America to move forward.

That's just more democratic weakness, and uselessness. This is why the repugs keep committing crimes, because the democrats let them.

This is the exact reason so many people vote against their own self-interests, they don't want to be associated in any way with a bunch of fucking pussies who can't get anything done.

Maybe they can bring Mueller in again, what a fucking waste.

Mueller was a spineless piece of shit as well.

Kellyanne. A lovely lilting name for a delicate, loving creature.

And John Kelly. And Mark Esper.

All of these assholes get to live their lives having sat silent as they watched all of the pieces be put into place to destroy this country and what it stood for. Silence in the face of growing Fascism. And here is where the sickness truly is: A Bill Barr knowing all of this, says he would vote for Trump again.

These people do not actually believe in democracy.

Conway is a monster and Simon & Schuster probably paid her a half million for her grotesque book of lies.

R72, the problem is you and people who attack other Dems instead of fighting Republicans

R72, but they want to be associated with liars and crooks and unqualified idiots like Lauren Boebert, Tommy Tuberville, and Herschel Walker?

"They say they're quitting for family reasons but they don't give a shit. My father doesn't care about me. He probably doesn't know my middle name. Which is really sad but true. He always belittled me when I was younger. My dad physically abused me a lot right here in this very room. Same thing with my mom. You know, my mom got me arrested. She's very, very physically abusive. Very very very very very abusive. I've been belittled and badgered my whole life."

I find it impossible not to believe this is all accurate. Can you imagine Kellyanne Conway not being a badgering, insulting, violent parent? And why would her husband be with her given how he presents himself publicly? They're probably exactly the same when cameras are off and they're not tweeting or writing op-eds.

R49, you only need to sell a few thousand copies to get on the best-seller list.

Wow, she was reportedly paid multiple millions. Sick.

Maybe Kellyanne should do some standup gigs to promote the new book........

*crickets chirping*