Would you buy it?
No.
Overblown.
What is that blue room through the archway? Where pod people sprout?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 28, 2022 2:04 AM |
Too McMansiony.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 28, 2022 2:11 AM |
I like the garage doors...
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 28, 2022 3:17 AM |
Well you can’t say that kitchen is small.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 28, 2022 3:23 AM |
It’s an amorphous agglomeration of stucco, ego and polyurethane cornices.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 28, 2022 4:02 AM |
I wouldn't buy it if I had the money, but I get the appeal and can see why someone else would love living there.
However, I don't get the $125,000 a year in property taxes. That is astounding, and not in a good way.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 28, 2022 5:34 AM |
Looks like a misplaced ski chalet.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 28, 2022 5:37 AM |
Why do too much when you can do more!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 28, 2022 5:38 AM |
No, too small.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 28, 2022 5:53 AM |
LOL. Looks like a garish hotel. I'm sure it was quite chic in 1995. Too bad all the decor has to be ripped out and exchanged for more modern finishes and furnishings..... a project that will cost millions.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 28, 2022 10:38 AM |
Snow in the winter. Mosquitoes in the summer. Pass.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 28, 2022 10:46 AM |
When I see homes like this, I think about all the waste, because almost everything in there is going to be ripped out and replaced, if not the entire building. I also hope those fish are fake.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 28, 2022 10:50 AM |
3 kitchens??
That sized lot and no jacuzzi?
Was that a throne room in one of the pics?
Hey, let's go sit in an uncomfortable looking chair in front of the aquarium for awhile!
r6 i worked loan processing for the past few years and NJ property taxes are really high, even for much cheaper properties. We were funding props for 600k - 950k and the property taxes were regularly 6750 and up per year,
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 28, 2022 11:03 AM |
I'm surprised it's listed with Sotheby's and not Connie Profaci Realty in Staten Island
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 4, 2022 1:12 AM |
Beyond hideous.
Beautiful setting though.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 4, 2022 1:21 AM |
Tacky and reminds me of one of those Real Housewives houses.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 4, 2022 1:23 AM |
Ghastly. Only fit for those Italian grifters.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 4, 2022 1:28 AM |