Things only lesbians do/have

Nutloaf.

Subarus.

Enjoy eating pussy.

UHaul VIP card

Lifetime membership to Clogs Discount Warehouse.

Pay 3k to camp in rural Michigan to listen to amateur folk artists and do hard labor.

Lesbians have state boundaries? Is that a dig at their size? 😀

Purchase Megan Rapinoe devotional candles

😏 BeefCurtains

R6 Gross, but thanks any way. Needs to be warehoused with General Lee/Confederate candles.

A distorted view of sex.

It's OK to view attractive women in a sexual way...FFS, this needs to be said. 🙄

Claim men are looking at them.

Block pavement while holding hands and walking slowly WAITING for someone to say something.

Think being fat, disgusting, vulgar and ugly are attractive qualities.

Collections of hair dye in wacky colors

Getting assaulted by ugly men wearing dresses and bad makeup.

Make up stories about getting assaulted by ugly men wearing dresses and bad makeup.

Wear fleece indoors

View Justin Bieber circa 2012 as a style icon

Hey ass at R15 - for you.

But you know this, you silly ze/zer/it.

[bold] Yet Another Thread About Lesbians That Rehashes Stereotypes From 1987. [/bold]

[HINT: If only lesbians drove Subarus they would not have two of the hottest-selling cars in the country last year.]

Kitschy mason jars

Purchase tofu turkey

WNBA season tickets

Women's team sports.

Wear Birkenstocks

Severe mullets.

Scissoring

Daisy chains. Sewing circles, scissoring.

Ellen.

A friend who keeps calling me “Sir.”

Watch wnba games.

Closets full of flannel hoodies and wife beaters.

vegan meatloaf

Bed death.

Another gay woman bashing thread

Mustaches.

R34 no sense of humor

R19 just shows that lesbians are the real trendsetters.

Turn taking offence into a personality trait.

Lesbians know their way around a clitoris like no one else.

Tie-dye

Flannel granny panties.

What a dismal thread. Lesbians are such a dismal gray lot. Name one lesbian who's colorful and interesting. Miss Lindsey doesn't count.

Valid reasons to be leery of MTF autogynophiles.

The same hair as Mr Schue in Glee.

U-Haul’s on retainer.

Don't shave their under arms, groin, legs or any other body hair.

R42 Fran Lebowitz

James Corden

snappy maids

Fran Lebowitz is not colorful or interesting.

Have the least joyful culture of any group in the world.

Crusty heels.

Apart from wearing fleece indoors per R16 and not shaving everything per R46 (body hair is functional, there for a reason! Warmth, skin protection and odor prevention! Gillette only want us to buy razors!), none of these other things listed have applied or do apply to me, and I wouldn't partake in them either.

My hair is back-length in its natural colour, I will never put meatloaf or tofurkey in my mouth or oven, I hate camping (we live indoors for a reason!), I don't drive but if I did I'd insist on getting a European car of reasonable size (no SUV in the town), I loathe all talk-shows including Ellen, I admit that most mens' sports are better to spectate than womens', to me Justin Bieber is merely an annoying bratty sidebar that I wish would go away in popular culture (along with most other American stars of that magnitude), in my wardrobe there's no tie-dye or Birks/Crocs/clogs and the sole ratty tank top I own (that used to belong to my straight gym-going sister) is worn only to bed when I'm alone (and will become a rag for cleaning when it gives up the ghost).

^^be so self absorbed as to talk endlessly about how unique and feminine they are, unlike those OTHER lesbians

R52 haha, I was thinking the same and wanted to write similar. Eyeroll, someone is protesting too much. I'd bet my bottom dollar she doesn't wear sexy heels and dresses.

Overpowering penile envy.

This thread is so useful to figure out who to block.

Yes, it’s always helpful to has a convenient repository of lesbians to know who to block.

Safe in the knowledge you will never miss a single witty post.