What's the best way to deal with snobs/

Pay them no mind.

Shank them.

Spit in their face.

Laugh in their face. Pretentious pricks hate to be laughed at.

Mimic their mannerisms. That should make them spin.

Sleep with their spouse. Giving them an STD on the sly is optional.

Observe them until you escape them. If you can grift them, do it.

Pretend that you're Thurston Howell the 3rd, Lovey! Or just glare at them like they are pos.

Whoopee cushion them at a fancy smancy event.

Turn them into the IRS for Tax Evasion

Bibbidee-bobbidee-boo!

“You only work in a shop, you know. You can drop the attitude.”

OP, why are you asking snobs how to deal with snobs?

It's like asking the devil the best way is to deal with the devil.

"Snob" is what inferiors call their betters. Nothing identifies one as inferior that the use of the word "snob".

than.

Oh Trude, you’re dreadful, you’re dreadful!

Loose or misplace their Christmas gift of a blow poke and watch them freak out.

When they say something snobby that rubs you the wrong way, ask (in a neutral tone) "Oh, do you think?" or "Why do you say that?"

If they offer a follow up explanation, just respond with a neutral "Oh."

Repeat as needed without variation.

(It's a variant to the response technique for prying questions you don't want to answer: "Why would you ask that?" repeated until they stop.)

Steal their boyfriend. Snobs can't keep their men.

Cut their break lines.

What’s a break line? Sniff

Look at their feet with a vague smile - it makes people uncomfortable every single time.

OP, you already have the answer. Do what Jane did to that uppity, bed bound Blanche.

Fake invitations to a big prestigious charity event and send them to them. Then the night of the party hide in the bushes and snigger when they show up and their name’s not on the guest list and they can’t get in.

LOL r16!

This is America. Shoot them.

Squash their balls to bits, because they're ghastly, simply ghastly...

There are snobs who can be boorish and there are snobs who can be terribly amusing.

What are your fears, OP? I need to know so I can accurately assess the landscape.

Oh that sounds perfectly innocent, r30.

Bread lead pencil tips in all of their locks. For an encore, push them down the stairs.