Is Paul Ryan still attractive?

Only in a jockstrap.

Did he ever hook up with Aaron Schock?

They used to work out together in Congress.

Just saying.

His dye job is beyond HIDEOUS.

Paul, that's black shoe polish. Spring for a session with a real colorist, and then a decent haircut.

He's getting s little droopy.

He's getting the face he deserves.

No.

He was never attractive. Ugly, droopy dog face and then there the immense ugliness inside.

"still"... ?

No. He never was.

Haggard

He's a Board Member for FOX News, so fuck him.

[quote] Fox Board Member Paul Ryan Unironically Chides ‘Entertainer’ Wing of GOP

Fox Corp. board member Paul Ryan on Thursday lamented “polarization” and the “entertainment” wing of the Republican Party, conveniently ignoring the role Fox News has played in the problem.

The former U.S. House speaker appeared Thursday morning on CNBC’s Squawk Box, where he was asked by host Becky Quaid why Congress cannot seem to agree on common-sense gun safety policies.

“That’s not new,” Ryan replied. “What is new is in this sort of 21st century digital age. Polarization is obviously rampant in America, but it comes to Congress.”

Ryan suggested that while, in the past, lawmakers were elected for their ability to legislate, both the Republican and Democratic parties have been sidetracked by “entertainers” looking to make a brand for themselves.

“We have an entertainment wing of the House of the Republican and Democratic Party,” Ryan said. “The old meritocracy that takes 10, 20 years to climb of being a good policymaker? You can just leapfrog that whole process, be a really good entertainer, have an incredible presence digital, and forget about policymaking and curate a brand for yourself. And so you have entertainers in Congress now.”

Ryan joined the board of directors for Fox Corporation, the parent company of Fox News, in 2019, just two months after he left Congress. Neither the ex-congressman nor CNBC mentioned Ryan’s affiliation with Fox News, which, as The Washington Post noted last month, “has a grip on political leaders that has no peer elsewhere” and incentivizes lawmakers to gear their rhetoric towards the network’s infotainment needs.

Nevertheless, that unsaid connection did not stop Ryan from presenting himself as above it all throughout the interview.

“When I decided to become speaker, which actually wasn’t my goal, I knew I was capping myself politically but that was fine. I was okay with that. Because I knew the job requires consensus dealmaking,” he said. “But that is bad for a brand, that is bad if you are going to entertain, if you’re going to try and show that you’re better than everybody else within your own ecosystem.”

He was never attractive. Always had a punchable face.

"We get the face we deserve."

Like most republican men, he is turning into a woman.

He begins to resemble my fourth grade teacher Miss Aurora Leigh Frederick.

Sanpaku eyes.

He has always been guido hideous.

STILL attractive? LOL!

He looks like he's melting.

His body is, but I never found his face attractive. He's even less attractive now, because he hasn't aged well.

He should stop growing his hair out.

One thing that made him attractive was a clean-cut look.

The long hair doesn't suit him.

Mama's mussy remains as dry as the Gobi desert after viewing that photo.

Chicken legs.

Wow!! He really aged.

When he ran for VP he was sexy. Great jacked body. I like them thin. Face so so. Now he really looks old.

Yeah, just 10 years ago he looked great.

I'm sure he's still in good shape.

His whole family looks like Mormons, except the daughter who looks like a hussy.

Dobby in a ratty Party City wig.

Wow... he's aged a lot.

I got a little surprise when I clicked on OP's link.

Seriously, learn how to part your hair if you're going to wear a hairstyle with a part.

It's like he was drunk using a pitchfork to comb his hair.

^ is the hussy daughter adopted? She looks nothing like the others.

DLers think everyone is frozen in time because they calibrate celebrity aging by Chers, and their own Terracotta faces in smokey mirrors under dim, rose-tinted lightbulbs.

I have no patience for a man with no lips.

Never was attractive and never will be.

And that's before you get into the douchey personality and Republican politics.

At least with Trump and other MAGAts, you know what you're getting.

Never had a real job, never earned a dollar himself.

^ Married a wealthy woman

Due would never pass muster at Coachella!

Grew up on Social Security survivor benefits and wanted to take away "welfare" from others.

He looks like Ellen Degeniris with a bad dye job.

Interesting though, has any other high profile politician since then cultivated a reputation as a "policy wonk"? I think that's what they used to call "representatives who pretend to read the legislation"?

His failure in Congress and his failure to stand up to Trump have eternally zapped any hint of attractiveness from him.

[quote] The former U.S. House speaker appeared Thursday morning on CNBC’s Squawk Box, where he was asked by host Becky Quaid why Congress cannot seem to agree on common-sense gun safety policies.

Without even an ounce of irony, he skips over the part that he blocked every common sense gun safety policy that he came across

My favorite memory of him was just after he lost his VP election. He was on the same plane as I was from NYC to Boston. It was him and his congressional aide.

He looked hilariously alone as he exited the plane, with his aide, carrying a briefcase and a folder of papers, lagging behind.

His speech at the GOP Presidential Convention was so full of lies that even Fox News called him out on it.

The whore daughter looks like him.

Get off the fence and give him a closer look then, silly!

Still looks like Ma Kettle. Just needs a bonnet and a corn cob pipe…

Only if you think Eddie Munster is attractive.

He never was attractive.

He’s a disgusting piece of shit. And yes, he’s fucking ugly too.

Has Glinda chimed in yet?

The only reason people salivated over him was his worked out body, certainly not his face

[quote] The only reason people salivated over him was his worked out body, certainly not his face

Actually, it's only because he was the (comparatively) best looking guy in Congress.

Compared to the likes of Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan looked like a super model.

Never was. He's such a twerp. The media loved this loser for some reason.

[quote] Never had a real job, never earned a dollar himself.

Depends on how you define "earned." Over the years, he got millions from corporations and lobbyists to be an immoral, corrupt piece of sh*t. Had a net worth of $40 million when he retired.

It's one, Paul, ONE dab'll do ya.