Things only trans people do/have

Get murdered on a first date.

EXHAUSTION.

Act like having a mastectomy is a great thing. Fucking assholes.

Think people can't tell their sex within 2 seconds.

"Oh, I hope they don't clock me!" said the 6-foot-three woman with broad shoulders, a bad wig, a deep voice, an adams apple, and a square jaw.

A “front hole” created from a colon diversion that stinks like shit and requires regular dilation, lest it close itself with scar tissue.

Strut around the ladies locker room with their dick waving freely, ready to flip out at the slightest sign of disapproval.

A surgically created fuck hole that needs to have its scar tissue stretched on a regular basis until death. Because that's what "women" really are!

Personality Disorder

They drive cars with trans transmissions.

A very hard row to hoe.

"All you need to be a woman is a headband and a pair of dangling earrings. Done!"

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Kill the person in one of the cars in front.

And TOTALLY get away with it.

Dream of when you could fly "Trans World Airlines"

You mean "Dream of when you will ...".

Severe lack of self awareness

Incessant and pathological need to police the language of others

Obsessive attempt to co-opt others into sharing their self created delusions

And perpetual self induced VICTIMhood

R16, You just described a cult.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other, I suppose.

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Superior gag control.

Simultaneous dysphoria about their looks and the need to post endless selfies.

The strength and mental ability to whoop most of our asses. Strait up!

A whole lot of asshole bigots on DL who hate them, but who won't shut the fuck up about them.

True dat, brother.

R21, the substitution of fantasy rather than reality.

Lady dicks.

Deadnames.

Crockpots full of nacho cheese setting beside their bed.

Gout in one or both legs

Wal- Mart night gowns with extra stretch

A BIRTHRIGHT to be admitted into Harvard regardless of merit

Butch celebrity mothers who probably caused their dysphoria.

Cher and Jaimie Lee Curtis.

Why does Jaimie Lee Curtis' daughter dress like a nun? She reminds me of the demonic character in the movie, "The Nun".

Cheat at sports while proclaiming it's all about inclusion rather than competing.

The many who think they have the right to not reveal their true gender to a guy who believes they are a woman. Things like that are why a lot of people hate the community they've hijacked.

An inability to properly interpret a mirror image.

A bigger cock than me

Chest binders.

Bad attitudes

Dress their beefy, blocky 55 year old bodies in Dress Barn dresses, with accents like bulky beaded necklaces and stretchy belts, take 10 selfies, post them all on Reddit on a “fit of the day” type fashion sub and receive hundreds of comments of praise. “You look fierce!” “Sooo pretty”.

The complete inability to convince anyone but Helen Keller that they're the opposite sex.

Proclaim to be the most oppressed but, at the same time, the most desired demographic in the history of the universe.

"People on the street look at me and think I'm a model or a movie star, and then they want the literally murder me!"

Killing someone on a first date.

"Prosecutors argued at trial that Amati had launched the attack out of rage after coming to believe that a woman she had met on Tinder had rejected her on the basis of her being transgender."

My bad, this trans didn't get a first date and did a very sensible thing to cope: grab an axe and maul some strangers.

TIMs:

hairballs in their 'pussy'

'pussies' that react to their eating because it's made of digestive tissue

extreme online privilege

slough. use your imagination

TIFs: a 'dick' that needs to be shaved

desleeved arms

elephant trunk shaped appendage right under their belly button

both:

magical thinking

the most extreme forms of misogyny and homophobia

fast track medical and legislative changes without any thought to the future.

Homophobia against their own "community"

Takeover every single space/thing meant for homosexual men.

Of course Buzzfeed calls that creature at R40 simply "a woman".

What the fuck is going on?

Forget to wipe front-to-back and get a crusty dilation hole.

The belief that what defines a woman, what distinguishes her from a man, is... high-heeled shoes, earrings, costume jewelry, a frock, and a head of long blonde hair.

And the ever-looming threat of violence if anyone looks at her wrong or addresses her wrong.

Have a very non-non-binary idea of what constitutes a woman.

It's very much a male idea of what makes a woman a woman.

It's all about hairbands, lipstick, frilly dresses, and earrings.

The odd belief that, despite never having been of the opposite sex, they "feel like" the opposite sex.

Of course, it is impossible to know what it "feels like" to be another gender, because male and female brains are inherently different, and so are their hormones, and so are their bodies, and so are their social experiences.

Bravery

People who say “And go” should have their heads pounded by a sledgehammer.

You forgot to add stunningness, R50.

Stunningness and bravery.

R51 Trannies like you should have their heads pounded by a sledgehammer.

When I see reports like R40, I wonder what all these extremely violent "women" will do to crime statistics in the future.

Women have always lagged way behind men in their rates of violent crimes, assaults, and murders. Maybe this new crop of "women" can fix that disparity!

R49 is the epitome of exhaustive right-wing white neo-feminism, worse, promoting an ideology that was and can be easily utilized to oppress women, yes, cis women.

But these white morons who voted for Trump swear they are ultra feminists 🧐🤔

R55 what are you smoking?

All kinds of people are fed up with men pretending to be women with all the entitlement of…men.

And women chopping their tits off and having puberty voice into adulthood is pathetic.

Trans women are creepy men. Trans men are disturbed self loathing lesbians.

It is not MAGA to see this.

Data of all sorts is being skewed by trans self-ID, R54. Crime, sports, healthcare/disease research, even “Jeopardy!”.

Pull their thong panties to the side to take a piss.

Harry has severe personality disorder- and is quite damaged. Worsening of symptoms as he ages. There is no going back - he is mentally unfit to be a working Royal. He needs to spend time in a Swiss sanitorium - the one where Charlene stayed.

R59 OMG! OMG! Harry is trans?????

Rent free space in the head of about 30% of the DL.

Being all rapey, trying to coerce lesbians into having sex with their penises by calling them "TERFS" and "Bigots" and whining about the "cotton ceiling."

The inability to hold a job and work for a living!

R63 They grift and hook.

They have the prettiest aprons!

They like to pretend women are the oppressors and that they themselves are…women.

R65 that wholesome beauty and her wares would get a billion upvotes on reddit.

I have bad news for you, r53. 97% of people find you annoying, and 0.0065% of them are trannies.

That’s why you locked your Twitter account.

An embarrassed family who wishes they would just disappear.

A feminine dick.

Tickets to the opening of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences museum because closet trans lunatic Ryan Murphy somehow equates Hollywood with his tranny tv stars. Woke Abomination.

Orgasms when they don the opposite sex's panties.

The delusion that chromosomes don't dictate one's gender.

R72. True. But, no orgasms at all if they get the chop.

Fig scented candles

Orgasms when they put on makeup.