Things only gay people do/have

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Listen to Cher

The ability to out all of the senators and congressmen who are destroying things. Out them already! Do it for your country!

OBC recording of Flower Drum Song.

Dissect this guy's every word and affectation

Golden Girls DVD box sets

Know every line in Mommie Dearest off by heart.

A shattered hole.

[R6] I have Golden Girls complete series on DVD. It's poor quality. Disney was so cheap they only wanted 3 discs max per season, so they crammed 7-8 episodes on each disc. And I think they're even single-layer discs. The video compression is ugly on my widescreen tv. Like watching a YouTube video at 240p. They need to redo it on blu-ray, but keep the original 4:3 aspect ratio. They could even use AI to upscale the masters to look better than ever.

A douching attachment in their showers.

A sustained interest in world music- but only pop and classical. None of that patchouli hippie nonsense.

Getting pissy and judgmental over very minor things.

Cod with prunes

Gallon-sized containers of lube with a pump

A friend that will request the restaurant lights to be lowered or re-sat in a new location that has better lighting.

Taste

Shelves full of obscure celebrity memoirs and autobiographies.

Monkeypox

Too late.

Successful camp.

Fabulosity

According to DL, the ability to seduce straight married men

Wit and a great sense of humour

R5 Is that Greg?

Pursed lips

Track lighting

An original birth certificate that somehow mistakenly puts their birth year back a decade.

R9 I bought the German box set from Amazon Germany. There are multiple language options, including English. The picture is great.

Prolapse anus

A hatred for trannies/nonbinaries that burns hotter than the sun.

Endless unabashed hot sex with no excuses, no apologies, and with curious straight and/or married men who aren't getting it from their heifer, but they need it really bad nonetheless, and that's why we willing feed their libido and every carnal need with an open mind, an open heart, and open hole. Thank you. ;-)

A token female friend.

A clean hole

Don’t generalize, R33… some of us have dirty holes.

Designing Women on DVD box set

The Paul Lynde Halloween special, with KISS

Disdain or appreciation oof Our Greg.

A weird obsession with some bitch named Vivian Vance

Have more than one Follies recording