I’d love to visit Zurich and Salzburg. I have met a few Swiss people from Sweden and they all seem practical and helpful. And the Swiss Prince is very handsome. But the language seems exotic except in Geneva where they don't speak Swedo but Franco cause it's in The France near Cans. I just didn't know it was so far up the mountain. Well? Are the boys cute? Stockhome good for a cock holiday?
Who here has been to Sweden?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 18, 2023 12:01 PM|
I've been to Sweden, but don't really understand what you're talking about 🥴
|by Anonymous||reply 1||May 23, 2022 10:55 PM|
This is a joke post,right?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||May 23, 2022 11:02 PM|
2/10 because you’ll get some geography challenged morons believing this.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||May 23, 2022 11:02 PM|
LOL @ Swiss people from Sweden. Zurich and Salzburg and Geneva in Sweden. Look at a map honey- you're all over Europe.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||May 23, 2022 11:04 PM|
Actually, Id like to go to Sweden, actually all the Baltics.
I've done the traditional touristy Europe. Is it worth seeing Northern Europe?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||May 23, 2022 11:05 PM|
I think it’s some form of Dicklexia
|by Anonymous||reply 6||May 23, 2022 11:06 PM|
I’m genuinely baffled as to why anyone would post this.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||May 23, 2022 11:13 PM|
I’m trying to get to Kyiv in Poland to help my Russian comrades
|by Anonymous||reply 8||May 23, 2022 11:13 PM|
@r5, Go in the summer when it's light all the time. Everyone is in a festive mood
|by Anonymous||reply 9||May 23, 2022 11:14 PM|
Put the pipe down, doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||May 23, 2022 11:16 PM|
Swedish people in a festive mood is equivalent to other cultures in a foul mood.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||May 23, 2022 11:16 PM|
I’ve had Swedish meatballs at IKEA in many cities across the world. Haven’t tried Swedish dicks in Sweden yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||May 23, 2022 11:17 PM|
What's better than a ham and Swede sandwich on rye?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||May 23, 2022 11:19 PM|
@r11, In the winter Swedes become suicidal, so anything this side of that is "festive"
|by Anonymous||reply 14||May 23, 2022 11:20 PM|
Swedish men are very accommodating and free of sexual hang ups
|by Anonymous||reply 15||May 23, 2022 11:23 PM|
I loves me some Swede Miss cocoa.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||May 23, 2022 11:25 PM|
^ The Swedish Alps are great for skiing
|by Anonymous||reply 17||May 23, 2022 11:27 PM|
My favorite movie is The Sound of Music about the singing Johnson family
|by Anonymous||reply 18||May 23, 2022 11:30 PM|
Roger Federer is my favorite Swede.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||May 23, 2022 11:31 PM|
Norway, Sweden and Denmark are Scandinavian countries. They have many times been united with each other to form single countries. The Finns share a language family with Estonians; they may be the only remotely Baltic country in Scandinavia.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||May 23, 2022 11:36 PM|
Stockholm has a utterly shit gay scene. There's not even gay sauna. So unless you're young, good looking, thin, and like REALLY REALLY LOUD MUSIC, it's not going to work for you OP. The nordic cities all very small town places, and fairly insular - people tend to mix with their own friends, straight and gay.
In other words, it's not Berlin.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||May 23, 2022 11:37 PM|
ABBA is the best thing to come out of Switzerland since Albert Einstein.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||May 23, 2022 11:39 PM|
Clock R20. Ta Frau Wizard: we would have never known THAT!
Let us know when you get a passport!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||May 23, 2022 11:42 PM|
Beautiful men, beautiful dicks. Same as Norway.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||May 23, 2022 11:44 PM|
Give your asshole a vacation and just enjoy the beautiful nature scenery and culture. There is more to life than cock. You are such a shallow person.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||May 23, 2022 11:44 PM|
OP, do remember to have the herring fondu when in Sweden: it’s better there than anywhere else in the Mediterranean.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||May 23, 2022 11:45 PM|
[quote]. There is more to life than cock.
God save us from dried up fraus.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||May 23, 2022 11:47 PM|
OP while you’re in Sweden, cross the alps to Austria. The beaches are amazing and the kangaroos are a delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||May 23, 2022 11:47 PM|
😂 While I have never actually been to Sweden, I've eaten more than my share of Swedish meatballs and and those red Swedish fish.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||May 23, 2022 11:50 PM|
R27 go flush your ugly head down the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||May 23, 2022 11:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||May 24, 2022 12:07 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||May 24, 2022 12:26 AM|
Try to walk a few miles around your trailer first, OP. A breath of fresh air might be good for your brain, or maybe not, if you're in West Virginia.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||May 24, 2022 1:31 AM|
I've been to Sweden but I've never been to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||May 24, 2022 1:54 AM|
I thought Geneva was very international though, with a small population but big city feeling. I still can't get over it's so far up the mountain but I guess the skiing is good in town.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||May 24, 2022 2:45 AM|
[quote]Actually, I'd like to go to Sweden, actually all the Baltics.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||May 24, 2022 2:59 AM|
Swedes find Americans to be Fat and loud, polite as a sign of insincerity, and smiling excessively, which is interpreted as stupidity in their culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||May 24, 2022 3:38 AM|
I was thinking, is op’s post fishing for comments purposely, or is he really that stupid. Then I read all the responses. I love how all of you took it and ran with it, making it an enjoyable and funny read.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||May 24, 2022 6:33 AM|
I have been to Stockholm.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||May 24, 2022 7:46 AM|
I have been to a gay sauna in Stockholm.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||May 24, 2022 7:47 AM|
All the Swiss drive Volvos, it's their favorite car
|by Anonymous||reply 41||May 24, 2022 8:41 AM|
Salzburg is my favorite Swedish city, Sydney is close second.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||May 24, 2022 8:53 AM|
A reserved, introverted people- unless very intoxicated. Don't ever try to talk to strangers there- including your bartender- they will be shocked. The men spit loudly in the streets.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||May 24, 2022 9:04 AM|
^ I must have gone to a different Sweden. I found people there to be intelligent, witty (a bit dry) and very curious about strangers
|by Anonymous||reply 44||May 24, 2022 9:15 AM|
OP after you're done with your visit to Zurich, Sweden.....be sure to hop on the train to Sydney. It's the fastest way to get there and the skiing in Sydney is FABULOUS. After that, you can use an Uber to get to Madrid, Mexico.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||May 24, 2022 9:17 AM|
My friend went visit to Batman's home city Gothamburg. He said it was filled with sexy swarthy he-man immigrants down to fuck girly men, and also that famous Suicide Beauty Clinic. The Swiss really know to do beauty clinics. That's why Clinique comes from there and is so expensive. Rock stars and rich druggies like Johnny Derp get their blood washed there.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||May 24, 2022 9:21 AM|
Thank you everyone on this thread, it's been a laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||May 24, 2022 9:21 AM|
Swedish chocolate is the tastiest, and their cuckoo clocks the chirpiest. Mine is from the Black Forest (the one near Nyborg) and doubles as a cake topper.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||May 24, 2022 9:46 AM|
I love the Swiss Guards
|by Anonymous||reply 49||May 24, 2022 9:49 AM|
Sweden's greatest export... 😉
|by Anonymous||reply 50||May 24, 2022 9:49 AM|
R41 they like Volvos but they also love Fjords.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||May 24, 2022 9:52 AM|
Have been to Sweden (and Norway) over 20 years ago and a lot poorer for it (so expensive) but it was a great trip.
The no. 1 must visit attraction is the Vasa ship. Worth every dime.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||May 24, 2022 9:55 AM|
Don't miss the Viking Temple in the gay cruise park in Lausanne in Sweden. Hot action all night in the forest behind.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||May 24, 2022 10:00 AM|
OP when you go to Sweden, please bring back some of these for me:
|by Anonymous||reply 54||May 24, 2022 10:12 AM|
My kidnappers went to Sweden and all they brought me back was Stockholm syndrome.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||May 25, 2022 1:10 PM|
me too r55.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||May 26, 2022 11:01 AM|
^ 😂 "Tania Hearst"?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||May 26, 2022 11:49 AM|
Stockholm advice please - hotels, restaurants, gay bars, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||September 17, 2023 9:31 PM|
To R49, I have LOVED the Swiss Guard too, especially in the barracks.
I recommend Rudolf, nice cock, great tight ass, cums like a volcano.
In Myrtle Beach for work, dealing with drunks in the bars, trying to be good.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||September 17, 2023 9:46 PM|
Hang yourself OP
|by Anonymous||reply 60||September 17, 2023 9:53 PM|
Euthanasia for OP
|by Anonymous||reply 61||September 17, 2023 9:54 PM|
Fucking American faggot OP
|by Anonymous||reply 62||September 17, 2023 9:54 PM|
This thread could have been good, but then again I could have been young, good-looking and rich *sigh*
|by Anonymous||reply 63||September 17, 2023 10:04 PM|
Love their precision watches, great massages, and extra thick waffles!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||September 17, 2023 10:19 PM|
Come say that to my fucking face, R62.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||September 17, 2023 10:23 PM|
They have too many social programs, and the women all have degrees and the men stay home and take care of the kids. Odd culture.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||September 17, 2023 10:24 PM|
Stockholm is a wonderful city. The older part of Stockholm is touristy, but so what, it's beautiful--and you must see it anyway. Go in the spring, summer or early fall. The winter can be gloomy and the sun sets mid-afternoon during the winter months. Most Swedes are completely fluent in English. And the men like other Europeans are perfectly intact.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||September 18, 2023 12:55 AM|
Going by Ignoredar, OP seems to create lots of threads that are supposed to satirize other threads he finds stupid. This thread was presumably created in response to such a thread last year. OP clearly has too much time on his hands.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||September 18, 2023 10:56 AM|
I wouldn't go to Stockholm until they finish working on that bloody Slussen construction project. That huge messy construction site with all those cranes has been spoiling the beauty of the Old Town for almost a decade now.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||September 18, 2023 11:13 AM|
Swedish Meatballs vs. Swiss Steak - which is the better option?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||September 18, 2023 11:48 AM|
R66 yes, the men are very emasculated.
That's not attractive at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||September 18, 2023 12:01 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||September 18, 2023 12:01 PM|