What if he has an ugly penis?

That is when you get a "headache" and get the fuck outta there!

Well, what if it's ugly but knows what to do?

r2 = djt

R3 = Melania

We knew a fabulous eldersister who said that she puts the ugly ones in her mouth so nobody has to look at them!

Roll him over on his stomach and fuck him.

[quote] Erna

Cunt!

[quote] Erna

Fetid shit eating Nazi pedo cunt!

I would just avoid it and get the situation over with asap. I haven't encountered any truly revolting ones just some not so pretty ones. And the really beautiful perfect ones never call back.

One person's ugly is another's piece of art.

Two of the odder ones were the one with the very tiny glans that made me think of someone wearing an overly small beret, and the one that was so wide in the middle that it was shaped like a diamond symbol from a deck of cards.

Once it's inside you, why does what it looks like a matter?

What if it doesn't look healthy? You normally only have a few seconds after the reveal to take things in the opposite direction. You have to make the decision that you are definitely not going to go through with it before it becomes a situation where you are leading him on and then it would be super obvious that you're specifically rejecting his junk.

That’s not an issue for me. When guys say something about my penis it’s usually- It’s beautiful

If a guy has an ugly penis you tell him to blow you and you leave.

R13: yawn.

[Quote] made me think of someone wearing an overly small beret

R10: you made me laugh out loud

This is why previewing your men at naked sex parties is not only fun but a Good Idea. One has encountered the two specifically dreaded styles ,i.e. tiny chapeau wearing and peculiar diamond shaped tuber and, since neither is to my taste, I simply don’t engage with them or even, frankly, look at them. The penis reveal in private—while nifty if they both happen to be pretty enough—is hair raising (in all the wrong ways) if they aren’t.

R10's hilarious post reminds me of a hot, tall guy who had a penis of considerable length and girth, but a bit of odd thickness in one spot - extra skin around where the end of his circumcision would have been done, I guess, right under the head.

It wasn't ugly, but it sort of made his penis look like it was wearing a small scarf.

A scarf is better than a bow tie.

I hate little red peckerd

Beggars can’t be choosers Op.

I only accep white cut cock 7” and bigger

[QUOTE]I only accep white cut cock 7” and bigger

Sure honey; it’s just a shame they don’t ‘accep’ you.

R21 Has a lot of lonely nights! 😂

R5, Catherine and Erna are fine, wholesome names, preferable to this new moniker.

OP just tell him you just got your period and need to go, this will ensure he won’t pursue you afterwards.

This happened to me once and it was actually kind of devastating. He was a great guy but he was packing maybe a half roll of Certs and I had to break it off. I tried for a while to date him just to see if we could make it work because he was so great in every other way. But in the end, sex is a big part of a good relationship and extremely small peen was an ender for me.

Also that relationship started my theory that a lot of large muscular masculine guys have tiny penises

You can not see it when it’s in your mouth or up your ass

i just cant...

You'd have to weight up whether the person's other attributes can make up for the downstairs disappointment.

There was a very wise number one song that swept the nation when I was small. It went something along the lines of “we shouldn’t care about the length of his pubic hair, or the color of his foreskin. Don’t worry about what shows from without but the love that glows within, because everything is beautiful in it’s own way.”

All dicks are ugly.

I hooked up with this guy who had an enormous piss-slit.

I'm not fucking kidding it was probably an inch and a half long!

But he had some good weed so I ended up sucking it anyway.

I love most penises, if it’s uncut and the foreskin is too tight… no! If it’s a mushroom tip no I hate those

Uncut, generously excessive foreskin. Hello oversized rollneck wearer. It’s owner had the most stunning blue eyes plus Slavic cheekbones so we remained intimately acquainted for a time.

All dicks are beautiful. But I was surprised by a guy with a very crooked dick. It was like a banana. Here is an informative PSA on curved penises.

Top Advantages of a Curved Penis

Could you ever think that having a curved penis could lend you some advantages?

Besides having a unique appearance, a curved penis also possesses a distinct edge compared to the straight ones. As a result, it can effortlessly stimulate the pleasure spots. What’s more, a curved penis automatically covers a larger space compared to a straight one and the person feels that the one entering her/him is actually double its actual size. TOP TIPS TO USE THE CURVED PENIS It is very important to be attentive to the point where the shaft begins to curve. The male genitals could get curved in any direction and it is not just about being bent upwards. The point of curvature is that specific point that fondles the pleasure spot of your partner by applying additional pressure to the area of friction to increase pleasure. If you have a curved penis, you may easily seek to resort to the commonly opted classic positions. While these positions are widely performed by males regardless of the shape or size of their penis, it can help those with a curved penis to maximize the level of pleasure through a grinding rhythm to the thrusts. Having a curved penis allows a man to adapt naturally to the shape of the penis in order to achieve a comfortable, snug fit. Also, having a curved penis can also increase the pleasure of having oral sex as your curviness allows you to accommodate well within the mouth without any added effort. In spite of all these advantages, it is important to consider that a curved penis is beneficial only when it can hold its erection for a long time with proper girth. Also, having a slightly curved penis is not so much of a concern, but when you feel that the curvature is significantly larger, you should talk to an expert to undergo a suitable treatment package.

Nothing over 9 inches is ever ugly!

R36 deep loose goose

Ugh yes OP,! And don't get me started on the mutilated ones with heavy scars.

I hate curved the ones that are wide but flat like squeezed-out toothpaste tubes. Giving a blowjob feels like you're working an ice pop.

R26 You had to break off his penis? Was it that ugly?

Sadly, if you don't like his peen then he has got to go - sooner the better. Men can change a lot of things about themselves, but they can't change the peen (regardless of what the penis extender ads say).

They are ALL ugly. Penis is not a thing of beauty

A penis is only ugly if it is not big enough.

I once hooked up with a guy whose penis was strangely formed. The urethra opening was actually in the wrong place and was on the underside of his dick and the head was a bit odd. I must have had a look of confusion on my face when I went down on him. It all worked fine, the plumbing was just different. He should probably have mentioned it first because it was a bit awkward and he commented on my perplexed expression.

OP here wondering if this thread is going to evolve into posting Beautiful Cock pics.

R23 actually I do not

Just fix it (NSFW).

I am someone that loves a cock with character. I love the bulgy, veiny ones, the purple ones, the cock-eyed ones, the bendy ones, the pointy ones...

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of cocks, yearning to be sucked. You are welcome here.

I'm going to sit next to R6.

*welcomed (well-cummed?)^^

Structurally, they’ve all appeared fairly standard to me. It’s only the sizes that differed.

My favorite type of penis is one that many people don’t like.

I love it when a guy’s dick and balls are by far the darkest part of his body.

I can’t stand the bright red ones that look like dogs penises.

What if he thinks your penis is ugly?

It's a matter of taste, dear.

I don’t like too many prominent veins. I hate to feel them roll.

I had a good friend decades ago. We were very flirty. His face was angelic, his body flawless. Tiny waist, firm round ass, and on and on. When we finally decided to have sex, well… on seeing his cock it was all I could do to summon the self-control to hide my being grossed out. Instead of having a round head or a bullet shaped head or the like, it was almost heart shaped. As if a doctor had begun to slice it down the middle. I remained calm. Outwardly.

Most of the offensive characteristics have been mentioned:

Red dickhead

Tiny dickhead

Really thick in the middle and smaller on either side

Curved, other than an occasion slight upward curve.

Giant head and toothpick shaft

Hole in the wrong place

Scaly looking or lots of little bumps (sorry, I will always think they're some kind of wart, ESP. if they are right under the head of your dick.)

In late March I had sex with a guy and he said IT was

BEAUTIFUL

I had a hookup and the guy had one wooden ball. I forget how he explained it.

I'm always very pleased to see an intact penis. No mutilation wanted.

I've never seen an ugly penis. Every one is a beautiful, unique work of art.

But if I encountered one that was like covered in warts, or had a weird growth, poking out the side, I'd probably split.

Mine is curved upwards. It doesn't bother me and nobody's ever said anything. But I can't take a dick pic. Because it's curved, it just looks shorter in pictures than it does in real life. And I've tried. From every angle. Even tried holding it and straightening it out, but it's curved and rock hard, so I can't without hurting myself. So I've never sent a guy a dick pic in my life.

Maybe I have an ugly penis?

It's me. I'm the problem, it's me.

Girls, if a man insists upon celibacy before marriage, RED FLAG.

[quote]Girls, if a man insists upon celibacy before marriage, RED FLAG.

This reminds me of something I heard a girl say in school once. She said she couldn't imagine marrying someone without having sex with them first, otherwise, how would you know if it would be any good.

Sixth grade. She was 12.

A big, ugly, veiny penis needs love too.

I recalled on social media awhile back, some guy with an ugly penis got bent out of shape for being told he had an ugly penis. He put it out there. You can’t make this stuff up.