Elvis' Small Erect Penis in Girls, Girls, Girls

it was a bulge, not an erection, and he looks great here, always forget he was a natural blonde

[quote] it was a bulge, not an erection, and he looks great here, always forget he was a natural blonde

Elvis was hung like a gnat. That is not a bulge. That is an erection.

[quote] Former Elvis manager Joe Esposito detailed the incident in his 2016 memoir, claiming the star blamed the ill-timed erection on his pants. “Damn pants were rubbing me the wrong way and I couldn’t stop the feeling,” the star reportedly told Esposito. Elvis, for his part, was pretty frazzled by the incident, reportedly running over to Esposito after the scene wrapped asking if he’d noticed “what happened below the belt.” Based on the final cut of the scene that remains in the movie to this day, it seems pretty unlikely that anyone wouldn’t have noticed, and yet, for some reason, no one bothered to reshoot the scene or even edit out Elvis’s uninvited co-star.

Others have stated that Elvis suffered from tinymeat.

I’m not sure I would’ve ever noticed.

He has a tiny meat face. This is not BDF.

A dick is a dick. I suck them off big or small

Who cares if a dick is big or small.

As long as it works.

I forgot how cute he was when he was thin and young - that cuteness didn't last long.

Yea, that's a boner. Mary Tyler Moore said she was the only leading co-star who didn't sleep with Elvis. Stupid Mary.

[quote] Mary Tyler Moore said she was the only leading co-star who didn't sleep with Elvis. Stupid Mary.

Mary already had her own spunk. She didn’t need his.

Elvis the Pelvis strikes again!

Elvis!!

He was the King.

Oh, please! Your delusion is flaring up.

Who wants the shimmyin' son of a bitch?

[quote] A dick is a dick. I suck them off big or small

Yes I doo. But when my poosey is hongry, it need the big penes.

This explains why he liked 13 year olds.

Elvis' penis was perfectly intact.

Was MTM the first nun in full eye makeup?

His post-army movies were godawful. He was an appealing actor, but only given eye candy roles with forgettable songs and dippy plots.

Elvis was not circumcised. No thanks.

In her documentary which I recommend stripper Tempest Storm talks about her booty calls with the King in Vegas. Not a word about tiny meat.

Who cares? He was very sexy.

It seems like Cybil Shepherd would have mentioned it if Elvis had a small penis.

[quote] Elvis was not circumcised. No thanks.

This post is so very DL. I love it.

[quote] It seems like Cybil Shepherd would have mentioned it if Elvis had a small penis.

Whether she did or not. Its obviously tiny.