Present and Past
I'm in negotiations with:
Stanley Tucci
Arthur Godfrey
Orson Bean
Julia Roberts
Patron Cunt of the Show: Gwyneth Paltrow
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Present and Past
I'm in negotiations with:
Stanley Tucci
Arthur Godfrey
Orson Bean
Julia Roberts
Patron Cunt of the Show: Gwyneth Paltrow
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 23, 2022 7:50 PM |
Alec Baldwin
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 23, 2022 1:20 AM |
Viola Davis
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 23, 2022 1:21 AM |
Will Smith
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 23, 2022 1:22 AM |
Pierce Brosnan.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 23, 2022 1:24 AM |
Emily Blunt
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 23, 2022 1:25 AM |
Brea Larson
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 23, 2022 1:54 AM |
Bryce Dallas Howard
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 23, 2022 1:56 AM |
Cara Delevingne
Ashley Judd
Ben Platt
Noah Galvin
Kanye West
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 23, 2022 2:04 AM |
I was cast in Season 1 until the rest of the cast rebelled.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 23, 2022 2:09 AM |
Rose McGowan
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 23, 2022 3:25 AM |
Shia LeBeouf
Bijou Phillips
Vincent D'Onofrio
Mandy Patinkin
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 23, 2022 4:14 AM |
Viola Davis stars in “Shrill,” as a former star who lost her fortune and cannot get work due to her constant complaining.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 23, 2022 4:19 AM |
Anne Hathaway
Rebel Wilson
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 23, 2022 4:34 AM |
Avengers cast
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 23, 2022 4:35 AM |
Chevy Chase
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 23, 2022 4:36 AM |
Olivia Wilde
Kate Hudson
Brie Larson
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 23, 2022 4:40 AM |
Um, hello bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 23, 2022 5:57 AM |
Alan Alda
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 23, 2022 5:58 AM |
[quote] Mandy Patinkin
x 1,000,000
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 23, 2022 6:03 AM |
Patti LuPone & Mandy Patinkin. Hands down. And they better get top billing are you will really see just how "insufferable" they can be...
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 23, 2022 6:47 AM |
Every. Kardashian. And. Jenner. Ever.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 23, 2022 6:56 AM |
“I’ll do it but I feel that I won’t be given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and, in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I preemptively remove my name from contention.”
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 23, 2022 7:37 AM |
Amy Adams, in a supporting role as Woman Who Desperately Wants An Oscar.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 23, 2022 7:45 AM |
Seth MacFarlane
Ryan Reynolds
These two are the lead queens of actors who think their obnoxiously smug antics are charming. They aren't.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 23, 2022 7:47 AM |
Glenn...somebody.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 23, 2022 7:49 AM |
Pete Davidson, Bowen Yang, Kyle Mooney, Michael Che
Will Smith, Kevin Hart, Oprah, Denzel Washington
Ben Platt, Rose McGowan
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 23, 2022 7:52 AM |
R24 At least Reynolds can manage a sort of quasi charm from time to time. And he's good looking. Seth McFarlane is ugly, oozes smarm and insecurity, and looks like he's made of wax.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 23, 2022 7:52 AM |
Hosted by Meghan McCain.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 23, 2022 9:06 AM |
Will Smith and Julia Roberts star as parents dealing with the trials and tribulations of their three sons still living at home - Miles Teller, Kanye West, and Ezra Miller.
The Insufferables also features Tess Holiday, Meghan Markle, and Pete Davidson as the boys' problematic partners, and Alec Baldwin guest stars as a homophobic uncle.
Chrissy Teigen, Hilary Baldwin, and Kim Kardashian have recurring roles as 'the help'. Produced by Jada Plunket Smith and Harry Markle for Amazon.
Episode 1: Can't Take A Joke screens Monday 8:30 EDT.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 23, 2022 10:07 AM |
Leslie Jones as the insufferable bland comic relief.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 23, 2022 12:50 PM |
I hope the producers allow Viola to be sexual in it.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 23, 2022 12:57 PM |
Another vote for Patti.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 23, 2022 1:01 PM |
Kanye
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 23, 2022 1:02 PM |
My agent will get me a guest shot.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 23, 2022 1:03 PM |
I agree that Stanley Tucci is haughty, but I still like him.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 23, 2022 1:09 PM |
You alone have right to say that and not get called out, Mama Tucci at R35.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 23, 2022 1:47 PM |
[quote] I hope the producers allow Viola to be sexual in it.
Viola will be the biggest whiner on set and she'll get canned halfway through production. She'll then go on another media whine fest tour.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 23, 2022 1:48 PM |
Actually Kim Kardashian might have a huge plastic ass, but she’s also used her celebrity to help people who’ve received the short end of the stick in our stacked legal system.
What have her detractors done in that regard lately?
🦗🦗🦗
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 23, 2022 1:53 PM |
Craft Services provided by Greg.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 23, 2022 1:55 PM |
Directed by Greta Gerwig
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 23, 2022 2:55 PM |
R38, a familiar cunt turd of the DL, mistakes being insufferable with being somewhat altruistic.
Hey, cunt turd. The fact you know about it means it's also a marketing and branding activity.
And, cunt turd, your sad and lazy need to make such comments doesn't get credit for pointless bitchery. You've always posted as a homophobic snoot who thinks your cunt turds don't stink.
They do, being of your essence.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 23, 2022 4:51 PM |
BG The Troll"
I feel bad for straight men. Seriously.
This story shows that the whole woke narrative of men being the all-powerful oppressors is a load of fucking nonsense. She was in the wrong here much more than 50% but was able to use the now-mainstream woke agenda to destroy him in a fit of irrational feminine emotion. I feel bad for straight men. Seriously.
[quote]In case you didn't know, for much of history WOMEN are the ones who have been punished for their sexual sins, not men. Look at the bible. Have fun living in the past, Jethro Tull. Meanwhile we are talking about the here and now.
[quote]but I'm not about to defend some straight anti-feminist's deluded rantings, just because she wants to hook herself a boyfriend. This is some straight-up battle of the sexes bullshit right here. It reminds me of the Zionists who say any Jew who criticizes Israel is “self-hating” or an Uncle Tom. You can tell feminism has become a fanatical cult by the way it treats nuanced thought.
[quote]She's not a feminist. She's a spoiled conservative. Duh. Thanks for begging the question followed by a declaration of your intellectual capacity!
Harry and Meghan are doing a reality series for Netflix
OP, don’t watch it. Problem solved. Now I’ll help you with that nagging problem you have when you have a full bladder and pressure pain but you just don’t know what to do ….
Is Muriel biased?
[quote] The Meghan trolls are trying really hard to make it seem like the Klan Granny guy is just as bad as the guy who calls people "ancient white faggots who should die of AIDS," That’s because hating the black American has become a lightning rod for all of their angers and anxieties, and they want DL to be 100% meghantrolling,100% of the time Anything that stands in the way of that is THE WORST TROLLING EVER.
Is Muriel based? Why yes, she is.
Most Annoying DL Poster?
GermanGayGuy = Greg = Defacto By the way there’s some evidence that Defacto himself is a guy named Matt (no, not ugly Anscher, another Matt) from Pittsburgh..
Meghan Markle eventually bailed on a deeply toxic environment created by smallminded British bigotry, and then the bigots who created that environment blamed her for bailing.
When she was there she was never good enough, once she bailed she was a shirker. Nothing she ever says or does will be good enough because she’s black and American and they don’t want that in the royal family.
Most Annoying DL Poster?
[quote] Gatekeeper trolls. Can't stand them. They think they own [insert marginalized demographic here] people and their thoughts if they happen to also be [insert marginalized demographic here].
No, Defacto, aka Matt in Pittsburgh. He was saying that you’re a backstabbing shitstain. It’s not “owning the thoughts of a demographic” to criticize a gay man for contantly ridiculing and condemning homosexuality. his creature is obviously a self-hating homosexual. Most Italian Americans are rightwing Neanderthals, and that includes homophobia, so he hates his own sexuality. Attacking other gays for being gay seems to be his way of earning merit badges with his fellow trumpkins.
In these extremely troubled times, I’m glad she’s focusing on what’s really important — removing a name no one uses anyway from a bridge. Their obsession with labels and identity is insufferable.
Why are there so many fucking idiots here?
Once more for the cheap seats: OP is our troll with no life who then posts these threads to enjoy all the lamentation about how “the rightwing has overrun DL.”
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 23, 2022 5:02 PM |
If my name doesn't appear before the title, I may be too ill to show up on the first day of rehearsal.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 23, 2022 7:49 PM |
I'll be available in January.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 23, 2022 7:50 PM |
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