Omg my man surprised me with Popeyes for lunch because he knew I wanted Popeyes or KFC chicken!

Diarrhea in the making

You type FAT.

That does look delish OP. I wish I could still eat meat. Your hubby is a good man. He was raised right. And it's the little simple things that mean the most, right?

Did he tell you about the busboy he fucked by the dumpster?

My friend who's straight drives a lot for his job as a Real Estate Appraiser- 800+ miles a week a times. He does generally eat healthful but sometimes he gets home to late for dinner and will stop for lunch or dinner at Popeye's- he's told me it's very good.

He's a keeper! Did he remember to include honey? You likely have some in the house anyway. Fried chicken and honey is one of my favorite combos. It's like food sex.

I would also want coleslaw but don't want to sound too greedy.

Dig in!

R6 my two sides were coleslaw and fries

Again—I am NOT “your man.”

God, I hate this job.

Question from an outsider....does that 'scone' work the same as a bread roll in other countries?

R9 that's a biscuit... plain, kind of salty but good

Take a bite of chicken and a bite of biscuit. Heaven!

Sir, this is a Bojangles.

Please familiarize yourself with my pronouns before you ask me any questions, fast-food server at r12.

Sorry R13, gay community in person predates me, I forgot about hags.

Do you prefer white or colored meat, OP?

So sweet! Unless he got you that biscuit without a drink.

6/10

I prefer their nuggets. I hate their fries, I hate places where they season their fries.

He should have gotten you fried chicken from Danny Wok’s..

Seasoned fries are heaven.

Enjoy your clogged arteries, OP.

[quote]I hate their fries, I hate places where they season their fries.

I hate people who don't know when to use a semicolon.

R20 I love their fries. They’re amazing. And their coleslaw is great.

I love Popeye's chicken, much better than KFC, and their spicy version is my favorite. I could make a meal with their red beans and rice.

Yes, R25, their coleslaw is great.

I don't eat fast food much, so I look for Popeye's first. Maybe three or four times a year.

KFC has the best coleslaw; R24 hasn't been laid since Dynasty was in the top ten.

[R24] hasn't been laid since Dynasty was in the top ten.

Shows what you know, R27, it was Touched by an Angel.

@r27, KFC has the worst chicken, unless you're British, but they think deep fried cardboard is good 🙄

I just like their cole slaw.

But when you take-out, you miss the entertainment.

Popeyes coleslaw is better these days than KFC.

R12, Sir, this is not Reddit.

Sir, this is DL.

OP Ed.win Mont.anez Jr. aka the Brooklyn SEACOW. You are a big fat liar. You don’t have a man. The men you catfish are not yours, deluded cow.

Are you a FATTY, OP?

R36 the OP , Ed.win the Brooklyn Seacow weighs over 350 pounds now. He used to make threads and post photos of a hunky “straight ex” that he missed dearly. Then an astute datalounger found out Ed.win’s “ex” was a whore on chaturbate that lived no where near Brooklyn. Ed.win then got that thread deleted.

KFC needs to bring their bread back.

Popeyes' chicken tenders are amazing! Love their Mardi Gras mustard.

Moment on the lips = monster truck tires on the hips.

He's a good catch. Nothing wrong with doing something lovely for the one you love. He sounds sweet, and so do you.

We GET IT, OP, you have a MAN!

OP, are you going to reward him tonight with various sexual acts?

🍉🍉🍉

What a good boyfriend you have, OP. You better present hole tonight in appreciation.

r45 I'm not sure presenting hole after eating Popeyes is such a great move

[quote] I would also want coleslaw but don't want to sound too greedy.

This casts the term "greedy bottom" in an entirely different light. And not one where a tight hole would be best appreciated.

Ha, R46! I thought that and did think to add that a little douching might be necessary.

OMG OP, you must give your boyfriend the night of his life tonight. Lay down the rose petals on the bed, make the lights dim, have two glasses of champagne ready and then, wait for him in bed in your favorite silky bathrobe.

I'm getting Sticky's late tonight but I'm fucking my man before!

Post a photo of your “man” Ed.win. Let us have a look at the chubby chasing Popeyes buying, white top!! Is he straight like your ex?

How strange. If someone gave me that for lunch, "love" would be the last motive I suspected of them.

I wonder if OP is the same guy who started the thread on being unable to wipe his ass clean.

That brown food looks like the dirt I eat.

Popeyes is delicious.

I thought I heard the sound of arteries slamming shut earlier…

Darfur Orphan, you could understand the concept of Popeye's chicken about as well as the rest of us here could understand the concept of never having Popeye's chicken.

Best we just stay in our own lanes, hun.

You are so wise, R57. But even my gut worms are dying of starvation, fat wise lady.

I bet some of you have never experienced the joys of Casey's pizza either.

OP's man!

[quote]I'm not sure presenting hole after eating Popeyes is such a great move

Won't all of that chicken grease facilitate some natural prelubing?

r61 perhaps, but I'd be more concerned about leakage and gas emissions.

^ but what if that's the goal of this tasty meal! OP and his man will have a fantastic 💩 sessions

R60 The OP the Brooklyn Seacow Ed.win is a snow queen. He would not pay for a non white man.

Sounds like a keeper, OP.

Apparently, Popeye's spicy chicken sandwiches are better than hatemongering Chik-fil-a.

Well yippie kai yay, you FAT WHORE!

Ugh, I wouldn't touch that artery clogging garbage with a ten-foot pole. I had chicken tonight as well, but mine was healthy! I stir fried ground chicken with rice broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots, and then spooned some on top of organic quinoa. Salad on the side, of course. Not to judge, but I guess some people have willpower, and others don't.

That Popeye's grease makes for some good lube, I hope you rewarded your man. Grease that hole up with the biscuit and let him go hog wild (pun intended).

[quote]I stir fried ground chicken with rice broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots, and then spooned some on top of organic quinoa.

Wow, you're food is like boredom for the tastebuds.

your*

He’s cheating. Yep, he’s trying to get you fat to have a reason to throw it back in your face.

Well aren't you special R68. You are going.to die one day just like everyone else.

For some reason this thread is starting to remind me of the guy on youtube who films himself devouring vast quantities of food. It's horrible to watch.

R74 Ed.win the Op is uglier and more pathetic than Nikocado Avocado though.

It must get pretty crowded and "sideways" in your house where I'm imagining your both resembling a couple of chef Kevin Beltons.

Sounds fabulist OP!

Both OP and R68 are trash. Just different breeds.

ok, so who is this guy? and what has he done? it seems everyone knows him except me, can someone please fill me in?

^ oh I see, the name is blocked in my post R79, I meant to ask "who is this guy E-D-W-I-N?

R80 Google Ed.win Mont.anez Jr. The first link that shows up is his facebook (fat bald puerto rican with gap tooth that lives in Brooklyn) Also read this article where he trashes datalounge and defends the disgusting Aaron Shock. He starts thousands of threads on datalounge every week and has numerous accounts (no exaggeration!).He got Muriel to ban his name from the site and also got many members who typed his name and linked his hideous photos banned from the site.

I'd post his picture, but not only has DL blocked his name they've also blocked his likeness 😂

thanks R81! lol, finally get to know what everyone is talking about him.

R83 People here just call him the Brooklyn Seacow.

Did he watch you eat it?

Did he light candle and wait for you to blow it all of your colon?

Did he then caress the glistening mounds of your white sweaty folds of flesh?

[quote]but not only has DL blocked his name they've also blocked his likeness

Thank Muriel for small blessings.

I think Brooklyn Seacow will become the new Cock Gobbler at Datalounge.

His signed name is NativeNYer and before the Schock stuff he used to call everyone transplants because they weren't born and raised in newyork. Pretty sure he was also the guy taking pictures of fat guys' asses in best buy and at the has station and shit as well.

I don’t know if my digestive system could handle a meal like that. Sometimes my great grandmother use to make for a Sunday dinner. It was good, but looked nothing like what’s on op’s picture. She died 24 years ago, so it must at least been that long ago, since I ate it. My mom would never prepare it, she was in a career where she had to watch her figure. So fried food was a rarity in our house.

It looks tempting, but then I think of how my insides will react if I consume it, so I “chicken out”.

I love fried chicken but have been trying to eat it less r89

So, OP, how many battered and deep-fried cockroaches came in that sloppy meal box? None? Oh, I guess they were buried in globs of "bonus" crispiness. Enjoy the extra protein.

Deep fried fast food is Diarrhea Central.

I wish I had a big ole vat of Popeye's piping hot grease so I could dump it on R91's sanctimonious, pompous head, then throw a lit match on it.

r93 types obese. Must be hideous. At least she won't get the monkey pox.

OP, you're in an abusive Feeder/Feedee relationship.

Flee as fast as your chubby legs will take you, now!

OP, your bf's a keeper! Don't ever let him go! Do whatever you can to make him happy!

If he REALLY loved you he would have gotten you Jolly Spaghetti with fried chicken.

Popeyes is better.

Op types fat

Is this person the same one who found that cute guy from Lowes? Whatever happened to that Lowes guy? And just so we're clear are you guys saying that this dude's man did not bring him this chicken?

"Honey, I brung you a big ol' bucket of chicken with some big ol' biscuits, and I wanna watch you eat 'em..."

That's so romantic, I'm pitching a movie about this to Hallmark NOW!

OMG, and what if she thought he was a cook but he owned ALL the restaurants!

The bland grease salty crap you get outside the south is disgusting.

[quote]"Honey, I brung you a big ol' bucket of chicken with some big ol' biscuits, and I wanna watch you eat 'em..."

Sidebar: Anyone encounter dudes who like to watch you eat??

Lucky OP! The only thing my man has surprised me with lately is ALPO beef tenderloin.

[quote] I wish I had a big ole vat of Popeye's piping hot grease so I could dump it on [R91]'s sanctimonious, pompous head, then throw a lit match on it.

Oh honey, we all know you'd just whip yourself out a plastic straw and slurp all that grease down before it ever got near me. No chance you'd waste all that deliciousness!

Maybe you can slide the chicken up and down your fat thighs OP to ease the chaffing?

Will he still love you tomorrow, after you have your gallbladder out?

R104 be grateful that he didn't gift you the extra tender and moist Monkey Pox!

Just give him a moist monkey... the Pox are a feature.

My man surprised with an escort I'd had my eye on for some time

If my man's idea of a surprise were a box tub of greasy fried chicken, he would no longer be my man. My taste runs to expensive jewelry and clothes. Something in a Hermes box would do nicely.

My man surprised me with an announcement that he has super-gonorrhea. I wish he told me before he fucked me raw. Maybe this explains the surprise Popeye's?

OP's bf is trying to distract him from catching on to his grindr account by plying him with grease.

Found a photo of the OP