WHET celebrity exes?

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OP, if Sarah Larson's whereabouts are your interest, you should have titled the thread WHET Celebrity BEARDS.

As is the nature of these business arrangements, Sarah's contract expired, she was paid her fee and she went back to wherever she came from. She broke her leg in a motorcycle accident in NJ when she and her employer George were visiting Waldo who was hairdressing in NYC I believe.

If you're wondering WHET to Sarah's predecessor Celine from France well Celine sued George when her contract expired and got 1M and a house in addition to whatever her initial contract paid. She had way too much dirt on him (Noah Wyle, Waldo, Wahlberg, etc.) and had to be silenced. She used that famed palimony attorney Marvin Mitchelson. She worked as a Hollywood PA for a while, married some Hollywood writer, got divorced, went back to France, got married to a French guy and had kids.

The British presenter Lisa Snowdon tried to make a go of it in L.A., it didn't take off. When her contract with the cloon expired, she dated some guy from CSI then she went back to England and continued presenting and got married.

Elisabetta the Italian was my favorite of his beards since she didn't give a shit and didn't even try to hide her disdain for him. After her contract expired she said in an interview that "George was like a father to me and nothing more" which suggests she found a loophole in the contract. She's married and lives in CA. A DLer said in an old thread he knows people in Italy who know her and she speaks freely to fellow Italians about the "contract" with Clooney. A blind suggested she tried to blackmail George when she was having financial troubles a few years ago but George sicced his lawyers on her.

After seeing his current beard on a recent Time magazine cover I can only conclude she is transitioning into a Michael Jackson impersonator. She was hired as damage control after he paralyzed that twink in Italy. When she's not mugging for the cameras, the current beard and her mother have him over a barrel since they know what he did to the twink.

There, you're all caught up on Sarah Larson and her more prominent sister beards.

^^^Oops, forgot Stacey the Wrestler beard. She's married to a handsome rich guy, has kids and was the most innocuous of his beards. Very tight lipped about George, I guess she needed a few bucks at the time and did what she had to do and it's better than yachting since no sex involved. DLers who worked behind the scenes at premieres and awards shows reported on old threads they would separate the moment they left the red carpet and didn't interact at all.

R2 I was more curious if she found a career outside of showbiz, became a Mormon, or got a PhD. Something like that.

I was actually skeptical of the "Clooney is gay" rumors until he started dating Larson. I have never seen a nobody so blatantly use the star they were dating for self-promotion (sure, most nobodies do it, but they're far more subtle) and if it had a real relationship, Georgie would've kicked her to the curb as soon as she started that shit.

Whet that dude who gaga dated?

Chers bagel boy.

The nanny who was fucking Ben Affleck and was on the plane with him and Tom Brady wearing Tom's Super Bowl Wings. Also Shookus. They fall off the face of the earth after.

R7 Lindsey Shookus is a CT born Alcoholic who happens to still work for SNL. The fugliest of faces and not a nice person either.

The chubby nanny that Jude Law cheated on the lovely Sienna Miller with.

I wonder if there's a support group.

Oh, hell, it's LA, I'm sure there's a support group, and a whole subset of therapists that no doubt specialize in this.

This small-time actress Sarah Clarke had Jon Hamm and Paul Rudd fight for her when in school (I believe she dated Paul, not sure if she gave Jon a chance).

She eventually married Xander Berkeley.

^Confirmed: She dated both.

R11 I wonder if she got to the giant Hammbone

More like "dated" in Paul Rudd's case

Speaking of Jude Law, I nearly forgot all about the 1 night stand resulting paternity scandal. What happened to the kid and I wonder if he sees her. Also Howard K. Stern of the Anna Nicole saga..

Sometimes it's a blessing.

Why do people write WHET when it's What Ever Happened To...?

Is it supposed to be funny?

R15 And Steven Soderbergh. Though from what I read, he and Jules Asner seemed to be either on a break or in an open marriage when he was screwing around down under. And I doubt he even sees his legitimate daughter much often.

BTW, does anyone know how Soderbergh and Asner got together in the first place? They always seem an unlikely couple to me and they never talk about their relationship.

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The one I always wonder about is Cher's bagel boy, who was so hot.

Clooney is smart to have chosen waitresses or lawyers.

It must be so exciting when a big star takes up with you, and crushing when you're dumped. I know someone who was quite serious a few years ago with a major heiress. He's been sort of floundering since they broke up. Hard to go back to normal when you've had a taste of that lifestyle.

This is probably a bad example, but there was the furniture maker guy who was going with Amy Schumer for a while, before she took up with the chef she eventually married. Does he miss going to the Oscars, or feel like he dodged a bullet?

R17 - years ago someone accidentally typed "WHET" instead of "WEHT," and it became part of the DL lexicon, just like "Lens Dunham," "Jackie On Assistance," and other errors.

Remember that hot twink Ian McKellen took the Oscars one year?

JLo's first husband is now on Onlyfans!

Owen Wilson got a girlfriend pregnant, and when she told him, he dumped her, changed his number and never spoke to her again. He has refused to see the child. He does pay child support, though. Not sure what his ex Varunie Vongsvirates does but she seems to be doing well per her Instagram.

Not really curious what became of the Schwarzeneggers' maid and (his) love child, but what a strange story that was. Poor Maria.

I know she was an actress already, but Elizabeth Hurley got a LOT of attention when she showed up in that Versace safety pin gown with Hugh Grant at the Four Weddings and a Funeral premiere. He became a global star with that movie but she nearly stole his moment!

I like Matt for not marrying another Hollywood face.

R27 if you look on the kid Joseph Baena's instagram, you'll see obligatory loving Mother's Day type pictures of her. The kid seems to be doing really well, he's jacked, looks just like Dad, graduated from Pepperdine, and appears to dabble in both showbiz and real estate. Much more a chip off the old block than his Kennedy half siblings. I wonder if they still don't speak to him?

I'm down a JLo rabbit hole and found out that her first boyfriend David Cruz, who she had dated for nearly a decade, passed away not long ago.