Is Darfur Orphan from a food desert?

I have sufficient, but Darfur Orphan does not.

Darfur orphan lives in the desert, but he’s always eating locally sourced flies and dirt… I’d say he’s eating sustainably and really keeping his carbon footprint to a minimum… He’s got Whole Foods AND a farmers market for a fraction of the cost!

[quote] really keeping his carbon footprint to a minimum

All his god damned posting on DL uses up energy that could be better used foraging for food!

Where is food dessert?

R3, he’s also trying to mine for BitCoin. It’s not going well… The postings here… Pale in comparison.

Hey, Darfur Orphan. How are you faring with the baby formula shortage?

I'm 47.

Dessert would be....mud pies?

DO posts have come off as lazy and unimaginative for several years now. Whoever is using that lame emoji in the signature needs to leave Datalounge forever.

R9 are you the Queen of all DataLounge, to banish an orphan so?

No, it’s just troll scum pissing on everyone’s cornflakes

They have nothing to offer, so they just detract.

Rebel scum!

R7, I bow to your wit.

I'm sick of Darfur Orphan getting so much attention.

Yemeni Orphan is already dead, so doesn't post.

You all speak of Darphur Orphan as if he's some prepubescent waife wallowing in a sewer. In fact, having recentlyk lost his 98 year old mother, he is, at 71, an orphan. Wallowing in a sewer, yes, but doing so as an elderorphan.

They are rich enough to have sewers in Darfur?

R17 posting from Alabama up there

R17 They're above ground.

What the fuck are you asking, OP?

Dessert. Desert.

Darfur Orphan is not 71, he's 47 like he said. He's been an orphan since he was an infant. His parents died of malnutrition.

R11 while you contribute so much with your warmth and hilarious wit!!!

I like to treat myself sometimes to a decadent helping of fire ants and mud.

The Umbrellas of Darfur