Reason number 1: I don’t see the point, I don’t really like the feeling, being wet and then having to get dry and it’s cold.
Reason number 2: The huge time time commitment. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Reason number 3: I don’t like using soap. I don’t like using deodorant — again I don’t see the point. I don’t see anyone and it doesn’t bother me — I don’t feel very dirty even though I am. It’s gross, isn’t it. I do use deodorant if I’m going to Tesco — out of courtesy for other people, but really only then.
Reason number 4: I don’t like washing my hair or even brushing it. I never brush my hair even though I know it will get matted.
Reason number 5: I don’t brush my teeth either. I can never find the right time to do it. I know that’s really bad and stupid. I don’t like brushing them first thing in the morning because first thing in the morning I eat and it makes everything taste weird. You shouldn’t brush your teeth after you eat immediately because apparently you circulate the food into your teeth which is bad for them — a dentist told me that. And given that I snack all day or otherwise forget, there’s just never a good time.
Reason number 6: I also don’t wash my dishes. I just rinse them — with water and no soap — because I have a favorite mug and favorite bowl that I always use.
Reason number 7: I don’t use detergent. I also don’t make my bed and I’m also really stingy about using laundry tablets because they’re really expensive.
So I wouldn’t say I’m opposed to soap and toothpaste and detergent because I’m a hippie, but maybe deep down, inside my soul, I am just a hippie. 🤗✌🏻☮️