Which TV pundits/reporters do you think would throw a hard, nasty fuck?

Ben Rhodes, absolutely.

Shepard Smith

Boris. Sanchez.

R2, LOL. It was a hard, nasty fuck, not a hard, nasty hiss.

John Heilemann!

Ali Velshi

Howard Dean.

I don't know about a hard, nasty fuck, but I am sure Steve Kornacki's arms would be flailing all over the place.

r8 Steve Kornacki is one sexy man!

am I wrong R9?

Hairy, muscly nugget Matt Gutman looks like he’d pound someone into the ground.

Gio Benitez

Tom Llamas

Garrett Haake

Tony Dokoupil

Willy from the Today Show

Another vote for Matt Gutman. And I'd add Whit Johnson.

Candy Crowley

Kornacki probably has a harness and jock strap made of chino cotton.

I'm waiting for Guttman...

Murray Guttman?

Do they have to throw them? Does rolling them or striking them lightly with a croquet mallet count?

Wolf Blitzer!

Hubba, hubba!

Pete Hegseth on FOX.

Frankie

Max Kellerman

Jeremy Diamond

For you, R8. I think your impression is pretty spot on.

Danny Cevallos

In my dreams: Phil Mattingly

In reality: Kate Bolduan and her strap-on

S.E. Cupp

I'd be willing to bet not only do Tom Llamas and Tony Dokoupil both throw mean, nasty fucks, I'd be willing to bet both are also the type that can fuck all night long/never get enough sex. Their wives are very lucky.

Vaughn Hillyard

I wonder if Steve Kornacki is a top or a bottom. In my fantasies, he's the bottom.

Jesse Watters

Mary Trump

Joe and Mika

Chris Hayes with his sexy pompadour-esque hair, huge chest, and big biceps!

Bill Weir, the climate guy from CNN. Before COVID I witnessed him on CNN getting Frisky with a bunch of drag Queens in the Florida Keys during their New Years' Eve broadcast.. Pre-COVID and even without his toupe I would have said yes to cigar chompin'/body building Chris Cuomo. BTW are Chris and Mrs. Lemon still lovin' buddies since the firing.

John Heilemann!

David Muir

Not one.

Chuck Todd

SAM DONALDSON!

Andrea Mitchell

Charles B-L-O-W

Okay, I'll give you Andrea Mitchell.

Being rage fucked by Jake Tapper's long, thick dong would be heavenly.

Gotta give another vote for Pete Hegseth. One of the only reasons to ever watch FOX. Seems like he fucks hard.

Yeah, I'd bet Jake is ravenous in bed.

Steve Schmidt

Boris Sanchez for sure. He has the cruelest arching eyebrows, like he can't wait to fuck you blind.

Ewwww r50

Yes r51. My answer as well.

I wouldn't kick CNN's Scott McLean out of bed:

Jamie Carragher, for Sky Sports Football.

Does a lot of boxing, him, and it definitely pays off.

Yes, pre-teen frau R52, Steve Schmidt. To each, his own.

Fictional Steve Schmidt in the movie Game Change, yes. Real Steve, no.

His arms are about to bust out of his suit! Yum!

I've seen CBS News' Tom Hanson working out next to me at Barry's Bootcamp so I'll go with him.

Forgot the link for Tom Hanson...

R56 Aww he's cute.

I think you guys might projecting Sex God status onto Boris Sanchez. All news anchors have an anchor affect they put on when they're at work. My guess is he doesn't give off Current Events Daddy vibes in his personal life. That said, I'd be more than happy to take one (or two or three) for the team to see and report back...

OT, but Jesse Waters has a Picaso face. His ears are mismatched, his jaw is off-center, his nose is crooked. What a mess.

Watters.

Picasso.

Joyce Vance.

I've heard Andrea Mitchell rides Alan Greenspan within 25 basis points of both of their lives.

Andrea Mitchell is insatiable. She can't get enough cock.

This bitch can make a man out of any woman or a woman into a they/them or a man into a binary…..

The cunt is just that good.

Mola Lenghi- CBS

Yes I’d suck the meat off of Steve Schmidt

Ari Melber.

I want his cum.

I bet ari bust huge loads. Mmmmm

Joy Reid knows how to use a strap-on!

Arthur Kent

Ari busts huge rhymes... not loads.

Van Jones

Tony Dokoupil seems the type to cry after he cums. Cute but a total sad sack, no doubt Katy Tur bosses him around at night and Gayle King bosses him around during the day.

Richard Engel

Barbara Walters in the 1980s.

Michael Schmidt!

Donny Deutsch

Russell Dorsey

I bet Ari is a moaner. A loud one.

Anderson Cooper!

R25 Kellerman strikes me as a bottom.

Michael Schmidt?!!! Ok this is getting out of hand.

Ali Arouzi!

The way Boris Sanchez looks at the camera makes me hard.

I want to smack Steve Kornacki's khaki-covered ass.

I kind of agree with R76 concerning Tony Dokoupil especially being bossed around by Miss Gayle King of the Gayle King Morning featuring Gayle King...after all it is her show. I'm not sure if he would cry..I wonder if he wakes up with his hair looking like it does on air. How does he feather it?

I think the very angry Steve Schmidt could be a lot of hard, nasty fun. Plus, I am pretty sure he is gay.

R88, Tony was covering Gov. Abbott's news conference "live" from TX on Wednesday afternoon and he had the top two buttons of his shirt unbuttoned, displaying some nice chest hair.

Meghan McCain

Sorry. only hard, nasty thing Meghan would throw is a fit if the catering or craft services wasn't to her liking. If she could throw ANY type of fuck, her husband probably wouldn't be the raging cuck he is.

Jim Acosta

I bet Peter Jennings could back in his day. God Canadian men are sexy.

Morgan Chesky NBC NEWS, Square jawed, dimples, big shoulders, Yum!! Tony Dokoupil, Tom Llamas.

Yes, Matt Gutman all day, every day, hairy, sexy, infinite sex appeal to be quenched, Yum!!

Deep-voiced daddy Stone Phillips.

Whit Johnson

ABC weatherman Rob Marciano.

Normally a top, but I'd gladly flip for Max Gutman, Gio Benitez, Pete Hegseth or David Muir.

Bill Melugen of Fox News Channel

Peter Doocy

R101 = Buckley Carlson

David Tyler Muir

Axel Tyler Muir

Given the age demographic here I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Walter Kronkite.

R95 was that the one who showed his pubes?

Where did Josh Elliott disappear to?

Matt Gutman assumes the position.

Position? I'll show you fuckers a position.

Gadi Schwartz. I'm watching him right now report on the high gas prices in LA.

^^^ with Gadi's tanned, bulging biceps on clear display.

Peter Hegseth is 41 and on his THIRD wife. Terrible in bed or a closet case who can't find the right beard?

Jennifer Rauchet (m. 2019), Samantha Hegseth (m. 2010–2017), Meredith Schwarz (m. 2004–2009)

Brian Stelter

He would quote you CNN’s ratings while in the process.

Morgan Chesky reporting this past weekend from Uvalde, TX wearing a tight black t-shirt was a delight.