Creepy plastic-surgery fanatic Tom Cruise compares himself to Gene Kelly, "dazzling" attendees at the Cannes Film Festival

As he gets older his dentures (caps?) are aging really badly. They're also off center from his nose.

Because Gene Kelly was a fucking dancer and a master at dancing.

I think the fillers are going to his brain.

Who's the old lesbian in that picture?

“Journalists” couldn’t see through the obvious fallacy of Cruises comeback. What an ignorant twat he is.

R1, he has always had a crooked smile. I notice it all the time and wonder why he never got braces or dentures.

He looks like he died 40 years ago and was just exhumed.

That haircut doesn’t work on him the way it did 20 years ago.

It seems just like yesterday that I was a kid watching Tom in Losin' It on HBO, and now he looks like somebody's grandpa. Time goes by so fast.

The top half of his face looks like Mick Jagger.

OP- He's also a CREEPY SCIENTOLOGY HOMO

Tom is morphing into Dennis Quaid starting at the top and moving down!

[quote] That haircut doesn’t work on him the way it did 20 years ago.

"Haircut"??

HA! His wig is as fake as he is!

Next up for him are Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning - Part One & Part Two to be released in 2023 and 2024. What's up with all of these 2-part movies now? First Dune, then Wicked and now Mission Impossible. I guess that's the new thing in Hollywood.

I'm not seeing surgery or fillers in that pic, but I am seeing two front crowns whose colour bears no resemblance to the rest of his teeth.

The top of his face does look like Mick Jagger's. Drooping eyelids.

Guess you are too young to remember Kill Bill, Deadly Hollows, Twilight and Hunger Games did this previously.

[quote] I'm not seeing surgery or fillers in that pic,

Oh Miss Keller, you don't see much, do you?

He looks better, to me, than he has for a couple of years.

He's let his hair go a little gray.

He has hooded eyes that he hasn't done blepharoplasty on, a la Kenny Rogers & Robert Redford.

His teeth were always a problem for him. Supposedly, he had braces. Frankly, I think he has a full set of veneers or caps.

Family man?? Hmm

It does look like he's wearing a wig. I had no idea to be honest.

[quote] “You are a family man with children! Why do it?” Tom was ready for this one:

"I have children? Oh, yeah: Connor and Bella! They're in the church. Oh, and there's also whatsername with Katie. Yeah,. she'd be really sad if I died... I thought as much when I last saw her seven years ago..."

At least he doesn't seem to have the big fake hollywood teeth

He is ready to play Mame

There's something strange going on with his mouth at the OP. It's like he can't fully move his muscles to stretch the lips across his teeth for his usual broad smile displayed at R17. Is that from too much botox somewhere that paralyzed muscles? Maybe he got the chiclets removed because the mouth would look even weirder.

I second R2. That “come back” from Cruise is a perfect answer from someone off his rocker.

He has a huge thick penis.

Cruise confused Gene Kelly with Gene Rayburn.

[quote]I think the fillers are going to his brain.

Fillers can go that far?

I get it. Cruise has a death wish because he hates himself so he does his own stunts. Jumping off buildings and holding onto the wing of an ascending aeroplane is to him as dancing was to Gene Kelly.

R25, I doubt he has a huge penis. He does not have big dick energy, and would say instead that he does have a bit of short man insecurity.

He's 59 years old. If he had a TON of plastic surgery, why does his face look so craggy? He looks like shit.

Well, it's not like we didn't know he was an egomaniac already.

R9 I thought the same thing!

Would you ask Ginger Rogers that?

He has/had a brain that could have been affected? Spongiform type bacteria and we know Scientology frowns upon medicine.

R16, a.k.a. Annie, needs her prescription checked STAT.

That video is proof he hasn't had surgery. His eyelids DROOP, his jowls DROOP, etc., etc..

Why is he so proud he does his own stunts?

Big whoop

“Would you ASK GENE KELLY WHY HE DOES ALL HIS OWN DANCING?”

No, Mr. Cruise, but I would have a few queries about Xanadu.

[quote] “You are a family man with children! Why do it?”

Must have been a Scientologist who said that. Cruise is 3X divorced and currently has no beard.

He appears to be estranged from the one child under 18. The other two children are grown-up.

They said that Nicole Kidman was edited out of his highlight reel shown at Cannes this week. Apparently, Tom can't stand her.

R18, it's possible that this "family man" will be able to say that he didn't attend the wedding of either of his 2 daughters.

Doesn't look great, but still better than most 60 year olds.

[quote]They said that Nicole Kidman was edited out of his highlight reel shown at Cannes this week. Apparently, Tom can't stand her.

I believe it. I remember one time an interviewer asked him about her (post-divorce) and you could tell he was very angry.