Why does his face look like a hemorrhoid that they were unable to burn off successfully?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2022 12:39 AM |
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Why does his face look like a hemorrhoid that they were unable to burn off successfully?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2022 12:39 AM |
Elon's melons.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2022 12:41 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 18, 2022 12:48 AM |
Damn, this was also supposed to be a poll about whether moobs are hot or not.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 18, 2022 12:49 AM |
Elon is enormous…what a cow. I had no idea…
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 18, 2022 12:53 AM |
Elon Musk's Melons.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 18, 2022 1:33 AM |
I'm assuming all the fat-hating dudebros hate Elon now?
I kid, they love fat fuck right-wingers.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 18, 2022 1:41 AM |
Is Elon becoming a they/them? He is large enough to use plural pronouns.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 18, 2022 1:45 AM |
Can’t stand him, Jeff bezos is banging ok
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2022 1:58 AM |
He could ease the baby formula shortage with those.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2022 2:07 AM |
Elon can organize Wet Nurse groups in communities all across America and feed all the hungry babies...
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2022 2:13 AM |
I love guys with Moobs (seriously) but everything about Elon Musk is fucking gross
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2022 2:16 AM |
Does he breast feed Baby X Æ A-Xii?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2022 2:17 AM |
This guy is such a hopeless geek.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2022 2:37 AM |
r12 He's very androgynous, isn't he? I've seen more than one picture where he could pass as a middle-aged butch dyke. If you like manly men, it's natural you wouldn't be into him.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2022 4:19 AM |
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