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by Anonymousreply 16May 18, 2022 11:15 AM

Why does his face look like a hemorrhoid that they were unable to burn off successfully?

by Anonymousreply 1May 18, 2022 12:39 AM

Elon's melons.

by Anonymousreply 2May 18, 2022 12:41 AM
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by Anonymousreply 3May 18, 2022 12:48 AM

Damn, this was also supposed to be a poll about whether moobs are hot or not.

by Anonymousreply 4May 18, 2022 12:49 AM

Elon is enormous…what a cow. I had no idea…

by Anonymousreply 5May 18, 2022 12:53 AM

Elon Musk's Melons.

by Anonymousreply 6May 18, 2022 1:33 AM

I'm assuming all the fat-hating dudebros hate Elon now?

I kid, they love fat fuck right-wingers.

by Anonymousreply 7May 18, 2022 1:41 AM

Is Elon becoming a they/them? He is large enough to use plural pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 8May 18, 2022 1:45 AM

Can’t stand him, Jeff bezos is banging ok

by Anonymousreply 9May 18, 2022 1:58 AM

He could ease the baby formula shortage with those.

by Anonymousreply 10May 18, 2022 2:07 AM

Elon can organize Wet Nurse groups in communities all across America and feed all the hungry babies...

by Anonymousreply 11May 18, 2022 2:13 AM

I love guys with Moobs (seriously) but everything about Elon Musk is fucking gross

by Anonymousreply 12May 18, 2022 2:16 AM

Does he breast feed Baby X Æ A-Xii?

by Anonymousreply 13May 18, 2022 2:17 AM

This guy is such a hopeless geek.

by Anonymousreply 14May 18, 2022 2:37 AM

r12 He's very androgynous, isn't he? I've seen more than one picture where he could pass as a middle-aged butch dyke. If you like manly men, it's natural you wouldn't be into him.

by Anonymousreply 15May 18, 2022 4:19 AM
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by Anonymousreply 16May 18, 2022 11:15 AM
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