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How would Lucille Ball been if she had been in The Silence of the Lambs playing Clarice Starling?

Can you imagine Lucy walking through the prison? How would she have played the reaction with having semen being flung at her?

How would she have acted opposite Anthony Hopkins?

How would she have played the climactic encounter with Buffalo Bill?

Let’s fantasize about this, shall we?

by Anonymousreply 5May 17, 2022 11:58 PM

ENOUGH.

by Anonymousreply 1May 17, 2022 11:02 PM

"Was she a great big fat person?"

"Yes, she made Vance look like Audrey Hepburn!"

by Anonymousreply 2May 17, 2022 11:27 PM

Datalounge: Sad Last Days.

by Anonymousreply 3May 17, 2022 11:34 PM

Costarring Phil Ober as Hannibal Lector.

by Anonymousreply 4May 17, 2022 11:35 PM

Mary Jane Croft in the Diane Baker role.

Vivian Vance can be the woman in the pit.

Gale Gordon as Buffalo Bill. He will do cartwheels.

Clarice would be taunted about her origins in Jamestown.

Directed by Jack Donahue.

by Anonymousreply 5May 17, 2022 11:58 PM
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