Analyze This Ass - 5/17/22

Fat

If Lizzo was white and a man, this is what she'd look like.

He needs to lose THIRTY pounds.

Fat and trashy.

As for pron, he did a few videos for Spunkworthy as "Nicholas". said to be a bicurious Marine.

That ASS. Those thighs. That country bumpkin face. I’m in love.

R6- He's in love too

with

DONUTS 🍩

I’ve seen that pic bloating around for years (not floating around).

[quote]He needs to lose THIRTY pounds.

Yeah, on each half of his body.

Wow, R5, hard to believe that’s the same guy. I’ve seen him around before…he really let himself go.

also did Mystraightbuddy when he was in the marine corp

Love it . He is my type. Please sit on my face

Ass: 7/10 Overall, 2/10

[quote]Please sit on my face

Given his weight, that would be like dropping an anvil on your face.

[quote] Wow, [R5], hard to believe that’s the same guy. I’ve seen him around before…he really let himself go.

The pron work at Spunkworthy was nine years ago (2013), so one wonders how much he weighs today?

Analyze this ass?

You have to get past those two ugly tattoos on his butt cheeks that say, "Your Name" and "BAMF".

It’s photoshopped.

Hideous tattoos.

He has a decent smile, and I like the body, but hate the tattoos.

[quote] It’s photoshopped.

Really odd to do that, since the original at SW doesn't look all that different.

That photo may be photoshopped, but I've known plenty of big guys who might be described as "fit/fat," who have plump, ample butts. Those guys were either football or rugby players. And there were some who were quite cute!

Here's one of the Burgess brothers (Tom, I think0

He started out with abs.

Too much military food?

I'm surprised he's not at The Guy Site. They like his type.

R19 They thickened his thighs and butt.

They thickened his thighs and butt because guys want meaty MEN. You bitches with your fat phobia are just bitter because nobody wants your bony wrinkled shriveled white asses anymore.

^ Nope, not ever jealous of no fat ass 😠

I loved the videos he made 9-10 years ago when he was “just back from Afghanistan” - despite the presence of the dumpy older guy.

R19- He looks a lot better in the REAL photo.

What the hell is wrong with some of you people? He's not fat at all. This obsession with emaciated, wren-like bodies is puzzling to me.

As far as the ass goes, it's not to my taste. I like them small and perky, not busting out like that. You can get in deeper with less cheek to spread. Plus, it must be hard to keep clean.

Gross. Looks like Kylie Jenner!

Pantene??? He must be poor.

cute!

As Prince says:

" I'm all veins when I'm scopin' that body rare (Oh, stop it)

Betcha I'ma pack a lunch and spend a while there, ohh"

R29 I'm pretty sure the Pantene and the shower itself are complements of the guy (Jason) who does the Spunkworthy videos, out of his own home from the looks of it.

He was hot and photogenic in those old videos, and he showed enthusiasm for the action, if not attraction to men.

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[quote] hard to believe that’s the same guy.

I think there are two guys because I'm sure I've seen another guy with a map of California inked into his right-side flank.

He is absolutely perfect.

Seems like a pleasant guy,

"Yeah, I'm kinda thicc,"

Going on ten years now. I wonder what his ass looks like today!? I think from what he said back then, he'd be around 34 now.

Let's hope his California tattoo hasn't expanded to look more like the entire Arabian Peninsula.

that's a beefy gurl

He would appear to hail from some podunk town in California's ill-served northern regions. That might explain the idiotic ink that mars his big bubble butt.

Ah shit, he's uncut. CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote] He would appear to hail from some podunk town in California's ill-served northern regions.

Yeah, I've read elsewhere that he's from Ukiah, California.

He’s from Nortn.

Is he actually gay or gay for pay?