Eve Arden

Jeff Handler was a HOMO.

OMG. DL has an Eve Arden troll. Who wouldda ever thought?

Eve Arden? Seriously? Eve? Eve Arden? I don’t think so.

Cane. Face.

Vintage gossip:

[quote] Arden, Eve. L______ or Bi______.

What a great and unforgettable voice.

I like her in Grease (1978) and of course in Mildred Pierce.

She sounds like someone I would totally be friends with.

She had enough sense to exit the failing Moose Murders with her reputation in tact.

This is all complete bullshit. I guess OP thinks he's funny?

"Gale Gordon described her as a filthy old bitch."

Right back at ya, bitch.

She was actually fired from Moose Murders. Couldn't remember her lines. Though they said it was "by mutual agreement."

Helen Lawson said she’d never found camaraderie so rich as with Eve Arden on the set of The Black Slipper.

Eve is one of my faves. Loved her. This is going to sound really gay, but I have a photo collage of "broads" in my downstairs bathroom. Eve is next to Connie Ford.

Okay OP, I get that you like to post these fake stories for funsies, but do you have to use multiple accounts to do it?

Eve didn't get much action.

From anyone.

But she and Gale were lifelong friends and Jeff Chandler's thing was she caught him stretching out one of her sweaters.

Put the ring in. Take the clips out!

OP, show us on the doll where Eve Arden hurt you

Eve Arden once kicked me in the cuntbone. She had asked me not to smoke around her and I was laughing.

R14 yes it does sound very gay, but I love it. Please tell us some of your other “broads” so that I may lament, cajole and agree your choices. I love a ballsy broad

Have to give Eve Arden credit where due; she had a long and varied career spanning theatre, films and television.

Jeff Chandler = trans

You suck, OP! I adore Eve Arden. She made every movie she played in better.

" Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

[quote] Jeff Chandler quit because he said "It was laughable anyone that looked like me would even give her the time of day.

Uh, that was the whole premise of her show, so it was supposed to be "laughable".

She was great in Anatomy of a Murder.

Such a deft comedic touch OP has.

Eve was no lady!

R25 I also loved her in Anatomy of a Murder.

OP, where are you getting this shit?

Some Like It Hot -- Tony Curtis said he based his character on Eve. Perfect!

[quote]OP, where are you getting this shit?

Where else would he be getting it? He's pulling it out of his ass.

R30 Big wet smooches, love you.

OP is an asshole and only produces turds.

Husband pings.

I love Eve Arden. Probably because I love "broads". Here is one of her later appearance in a show called Maude. The jokes are kind of formulaic, but she's fun.

OP do you have proof for any of these alleged statements?

[in a show called Maude.]

God will get you for that, R34!

God will get you, R36, for not knowing how to do quotes.

OP's post is anti-funny. Taking some old TV show or movie and ascribing dirty and scatological words to it is the lowest form of "comedy." Please stop, OP. You're not funny in the least.

This isn't the first time the OP has trashed Eve Arden. I recall at least one or two other nasty posts during the last year or two.

OP can be an athletic supporter.

Principal McGee in Grease

“Anyone displaying tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified “!

OP=Dody Goodman

Are you sure that wasn't Judy Holliday or Shelley Winters?

Eve as Principal McGee....

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter".

She was great in Mildred Pierce.

R42

"Oh, Blanche. Stop blubbering"!

I loved her and her pussy in Stage Door.

She loved a good practical joke. Gale Gordon got the upper decker routinely during Our Miss Brooks.

Buried at Westwood under an oak within view of Marilyn.

Ann Blyth said Eve was a very fun and lovely person

R50, Ann says that about everyone.

That clip from Maude. As I watched it Eve was wonderful as always, but in general, I don't get what it was about Maude that made it so popular. I prefer Golden Girls. Maude's character was not appealing to me.

R52, how did you feel about Heath Ledger in his role as The Joker?

R24 That wasn’t the premise at all.

The fault was not with Miss Brooks, it was with Mr. Boynton, who was supposed to be too blind to notice what a bright, attractive woman and a great catch Connie Brooks was.

She smoldered with a languid sensuality.

R53, why do you ask? I love Heath Ledger and thought his Joker was genius.

R5 Maude was overbearing

Maude has a very '70s sensibility. Comedy in that decade tended towards being shrill and confrontational. The reaction to that resulted in the cute and cozy "awwwwww!" family sitcoms of the '80s.

The '70s stuff was funnier.

Born Eunice Quedens (Kwee-DENS) A Schubert told her to change it. Got "Eve" from Evening in Paris and "Arden" from Elizabeth.

Got “Eve” from Summer’s Eve douche

Sorry, r52, my attempt at a joke based on an old DL meme.