Chris Rock Says 'Believe All Women, Except Amber Heard' In Roast On UK Comedy Tour

Get my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!

The bed shitting picture showed human feces, but it was not of a person who squatted and shat. It was either someone who shat onto a plate or bowl and then transferred with a large spoon or tongs, or possibly she used a large spoon and tongs to retrieve out of the toilet after shitting there. It is possible she shat onto a plate and then it rolled off onto the bed with no utensils but still, you know she put whatever she used back to make the housekeeper clean it like she did with the sheets. She will never live it down.

Hillary is not amused. All women have a right to be believed.

He’s not funny, and this shit is just giving fuel to misogynists.

C'mon on R4. Are you really going there?

I guess these lavender situations have friction despite no deep emotions involved. Depp made the mistake of using a beard who did not have his level of wealth and fame and sanity. Heard was a blackmailer. Pitt and jolie had equal wealth and fame but fought over custody of kids, dividing assets, and who was the bad guy.

If Johnny had shit in her bed no one care as much.

If Amber had written on a mirror with her own bloody finger they would have called for her to be locked in an insane asylum.

Research shows women are punished harder for minor things. Stay in their lane.

He's funny, but will probably get slapped again soon enough.

Depp is gay now? Hahaha!

R9 According to DL, everyone is gay or in the closet!

Johnny Depp is gay?

Wasn't Amber Heard the woman who claimed she was a lesbian and that was waaaay before she hooked up with JD and his big wallet.

Fuck all these obvious golddiggers.

r7, I agree. She got him some gift of a knife engraved with 'til death' or some such edge lord bullshit, and his lunatic fan army is acting like she was planning to kill him and wear his skin as a suit. He decides to paint the walls with his bloody stump of a finger, and people act like that's normal behavior. This whole legal mess has turned into a spectacle.

He's blowing through what little money he hasn't wasted on drugs, alcohol, and mismanagement to legally harass a woman he was in a mutually parasitic and abusive marriage with and has a paid army of online trolls to campaign for him online like some pathetic Russian dictator while he doodles and eats candy in court.

Depp is as much of a shit head as Heard is.

I didn’t know Depp had such has cult of personality type of fans base. They remind me of Michael Jackson fans and Donald Trump supporters. Too overzealous for me

R10 not true. Datalounge is very reluctant to label a celeb gay. Depp is gay because he has only dated lesbians. Heard would not sleep with him. Acting is an exclusively gay thing.

Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis, Winona Ryder, Sherylin Fenn, Jennifer Grey are not lesbians, R14. He also dated a twenty-something Russian chick called Polina after the destruction of his marriage to Amber Heard. He tried hiding her from the public, but his obsessed fans found out about her and sent her hate online because they thought Depp was making the same mistake he made with Heard.

He's not gay. I could believe he's possibly bisexual, but I've not seen anything to suggest that he's gay.

[quote]Datalounge is very reluctant to label a celeb gay.

What Datalounge is this? Because it's clearly not the one I've been posting on for over 20 years.

DL is right about the closet cases most of the time.

With all of the random assed shit that has come out during the trial, do you really think that his homosexuality wouldn’t be mentioned or alluded to once?

R15 yes, they are lesbians. What rock have u been living under.

Prove it, R19.

R20

Did you need proof that Ricky Martin was gay when everyone was telling you he’s gay decades ago?

Depp is a crazy bitch.

Is Chris rock following Dave Chapelles lead and just commenting on whatever is in the news instead of telling jokes?? Don’t care for either one. I wish Will Smithhad punched him instead of a little slap.

None of those women are lesbians. None.

I’m behind. Why did Amber Heard shit on Johnny Depp’s bed pillows?

Rock should incorporate having an effeminate closeted Scientologist nutcase slap him every show. If that don't get the giggles then nuthin' will. Gigs from the nigs.

r21 willing to be trade doesn't make him gay. .. nor even hanging around throngs of young men in order to access younger pussy.

From what I understand, the feces belonged to the family dog whose bowels Depp had loosened by feeding it marijuana.

That’s one for the ages, R24. We will never know. I believe she has claimed, variously, that it was done by a dog and that she did, indeed, do it and that it was a “joke gone wrong.”

But the whole circus is beginning to blur for me so you may have to go ahead and google “amber heard dog shit” to get the real scoop.

The teacup Yorkshire is too small for such a large shit and must be found innocent. If it's a human-sized shit, you must acquit, the dog is not guilty!

Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis, Winona Ryder, Sherylin Fenn and Jennifer Grey are NOT lesbians. The only woman Depp dated, then foolishly married, who claimed to be a lesbian, was Amber Heard.

I can't stand all these trolls now posting here. When did DL become Troll Central?! This place got much worse after The Orange Maniac was elected.

Totally r31 — this site never recovered from the Orangutan. I’m shocked anyone stays, and I’m more shocked when newbies arrive.

[quote]go ahead and google “amber heard dog shit” to get the real scoop.

Ewwww, you had to put it that way, didn’t you?

Heard and her friends joked about one of them shitting on his bed (or placing the shit on his bed) on instagram. They posted it alongside the hashtag #dirtythirty. I saw screencaps of their postings on twitter IIRC.

[quote]He’s not funny, and this shit is just giving fuel to misogynists.

Chris Rock has always hated women. Especially his ex-wife. He used to say such shitty things about her publicly while they were married. His daughter's aren't that close with him. If he didn't have money, they'd probably have nothing to do with him

Oh ffs, R35

"Can we stop talking about muffins?" - Dr. Shannon Curry

[quote]If Johnny had shit in her bed no one care as much.

STOP. Don't even try it. No one gives a fuck what gender you are - shitting in a bed is disgusting beyond belief

I do it all the time.

[quote]Heard and her friends joked about one of them shitting on his bed (or placing the shit on his bed) on instagram. They posted it alongside the hashtag #dirtythirty.

I don’t get how you would shit in front of your friends as a prank. I don’t want to see my friend’s shit. And what about clean up? Did they wipe their asses? Use wet wipes? Or just shit and pull their pants up? And to post it? That shit is sick!

There's a debate on whether she shit on the bed or shit elsewhere and then dumped the shit on his bed. From the picture I saw, it looked like someone had used the bed linen to wipe their arse. However, I don't know if it actually was Heard or one of her friends who did the deed.

Aquaman director, James Wan, has unfollowed her on Instagram lol.

Why do people care so much about these two sordid numpties

Is she still in Aquaman?

Sjhe'll be right over to slap the shit outta him.