SNL 5/14/22

Hoping for appearances from Steve Martin & Martin Short.

They always use the same cast members in the promos. Like Bowen and Aidy.

You know SNL is tanking in the rating when even DL can't get a hardon about it.

The Lizzo and Cumberbatch episodes were great

Looks like Selena has gained a lot of weight.

Selena has kidney issues, hence the full cheeks. Be nice to her; she’s always been sweet.

Post Malone can forever get it.

I just hope Selena shows some energy tonight. I love her on Only Murders in the Building, but Martin Short and Steve Martin provide 95% of the energy on there, she is more like a black hole.

I would love the weekend news spot's season to wrap up by Aidy walking onstage and swallowing and eating Che and Jost, so they can revamp with a different fresh format again, finally.

Kate as Nicolle Wallace doesn't work at all

Chris Redd looking good in those snug trousers and shirt. 😎

I don't mind Selena Gomez acting

I just never want to hear her "music" again. The worst "singer" in pop history

She looks beautiful.

She really is beautiful, agree. Kind of giving me an Ann Blythe vibe.

That cold opening was beyond dreadful. It was incredibly stupid.

She was the best thing in A Rainy Day in New York. She can act, and her dry delivery and deep voice makes for a nice combination. Lauren Bacall style.

I loved the cold opening! ha ha

Her words all run together like mush.

Aidy: LOVE!!!

[quote]Hoping for appearances from Steve Martin & Martin Short.

Don't forget Sting! Wonder why he was in OMITB. Friend of Steve?

this doll skit is blah

Old Enough skit is the only funny skit so far

straight men really are childlike

Did they cut Mikey Day's balls off for this shit?

Selena was good and mature delivering her monolog. She looked gorgeous

Poor Chad. lol

Jesus, I’ll be turning this off real soon.

Malone is profoundly buzzed in that photo.

I wish it was the other Pete-Chad.

haha they're doing a parody of the Jesse Williams nude Broadway role

Awww, Steve.

Selena is only a one-note actress. She does look good though

R6 for fuck's sake, raise your standards please. He's gross

It’s a moderately amusing episode so far.

Is Post Malone gay?

Minimally amusing.

His leather suit is.

The hands and face tatts are hideous.

Two greatest inventions ever: sex and the mute button.

He’s a little bit sexy.

Mickey Day is actually cute with the right haircut, like in the theater scetch.

I'm convinced the current set of writers don't know how to write for specific guests or write, period.

"you can't force us to do anything-we're not pregnant" was a good line

Selena's face is so wide it looks like it's going to pop.

Is she in chronic pain?

Fcuk, get rid of this show’s puppet asshole.

She’s funny—never. Must’ve been hired for the gimmick of her perpetual “Maude” TV pilot character-Carol shag haircut.

I'm beyond sick of SNL's obsession with medieval England-themed skits

[quote] Mickey Day is actually cute with the right haircut, like in the theater scetch.

No, he can get it with any hair cut. That man is fine.

Is P Malone dressed as Maria from The Sound of Music?

Post Malone doesn't look good in a skirt

That skit was—particularly odd (?).

Did I miss Marty Short? Don't remember seeing him.

Selena’s best performance:

R49, felt like it was from Sarah Sherman.

Who was Pre-Malone?

[quote] Post Malone doesn't look good in a skirt

I’ve never thought he looked good regardless of wardrobe.

liked Post's second very Peter Gabriel-sounding song . He's very versatile to go so easily from genre-to-genre lije that

[quote]Selena has kidney issues, hence the full cheeks

Not anymore she doesn't. She has a new kidney. She's gained weight from eating

[quote]Not anymore she doesn't. She has a new kidney. She's gained weight from eating

Since Selena had a kidney transplant, she must take an anti-rejection med, an immunosuppressant. All transplant patients must take some type of immunosuppressant.

Here you go: "You will need to take medicines called immunosuppressants after you have a kidney transplant. These medicines work by weakening your immune system so your body doesn't attack your new kidney and reject it. You may also need to take an antiviral medicine or an antibiotic to help prevent infection."

Selena is strange. We all know she can't sing to save her life, but damn if she doesn't have some of the catchiest pop songs of the last decade or so. Catchier than Billie, Ariana, Gaga, Dua, whoever.

She's also very, very likable even though she's basically talentless.

I thought Post Malone committed suicide when exgirlfriend Ariana Grande started dating Pete?

I'm pissed that they got rid of Beck Bennett. Don't they need him to play Putin?

Anyway, I'm boycotting.

I thought Beck quit? He really was an asset to the show.

[quote]He's very versatile

Pics please.

I’m sorry about her health issues but her casting always feels woke/Latin wave. She’s kind of been forced on us. And no, she’s not a beauty or a real charmer.

43 posts for a ZZZ...zzz... episode.

Oops, DL did one of those half loads for me.

63 posts for a ZZZ...zzz... episode.

The AV Club was unimpressed.

Guess I’m the only one who doesn’t like Selena Gomez. I don’t like the toddler-face. I don’t like the so-bored-with-it-all eyerolling demeanor.

Love Steve Martin. I dare anyone to watch this clip & not tear up with him.

Very low energy episode.

Miss Malone is serving some major swish! Yasssss, kween!

Is he a self-loathing closet case? That would help explain the tats.

[quote] Oops, DL did one of those half loads for me.

Pics please.

R59, that was Mac Miller and he died of an accidental drug overdose.

Post Malone is dating some very young looking Asian girl and they are expecting a baby.

I'm half in love with Post Malone. He's my type -- adorable, cute smile, cuddly, talented....and if you go look at candid moments or fan videos of him when they run into him at restaurants, or at his youtube videos of him singing Bob Dylan when he was a kid....hell that guy is who I would fall in love with. He's way too young for me but I mean I want someone like him. He's so sweet.

Post Malone looks a lot older than 26.

He looks 56.

Mac Miller and Post Malone are different people? Aren’t they like Slim Shady and Eminem?

I think it's clear Selena is not talented. She cannot act worth shit, that's for sure. She has a very acceptable and unthreatening face for all audiences -- not sexual, not intimidating, just "regular." Thus she's perfect for American viewers. An empty vessel. Kind of like Jennifer Garner, Reese Witherspoon, etc., but less capable. Not the kind of person I would pay to go see in anything. She's a lump. I do prefer her to the Real Housewives look of Nicole Kidman. Mac Miller's music sucks, from the little I saw. I thought I might like it but it was awful and he isn't interesting.

I read an interview where Post said that he got the face tattoos because he felt so ugly his entire life. It made me sad for him. He could’ve been cute without the tattoos and with decent teeth.

Sticking needles in your face sounds reasonable.

R78, That's not Mac Miller, it's Post Malone.

Mac Miller stars on Euphoria.

Post Malone is actually crazy good. He did a livestream where he played Nirvana's Nevermind (I think? Maybe it was In Utero?) album from start to finish. He's also been on the late night talk shows a few times and damn if he isn't charming as fuck. The face tattoos made me assume he was a dour crazy guy, but he doesn't come across that way at all.

His songs are basic pop for sure, but a cut above Ed Sheeran. He could do more interesting stuff if he wanted to. Maybe one day he will. But I totally get why he's so popular as a pop star.

The guest hosts this season have been mildly amusing but severely under-rehearsed. And wtf was going on with Selena in the last sketch? She could hardly keep it together. Lorne, please get rid of Jost and Che. They just don't cut it anymore.

I agree Post Malone seems very cuddly and lovable. I find his music hits the spot that he wants. At 1:30 in this clip, Post has his audience right in the palms of his hands. And it's really cool. but that 2015 performance aint NOTHING like his expressiveness last night on SNL. She's in touch with her fem side, which makes him seem even more cuddly.

Asian girlfriend, 🤔

One of the worst episodes this season. Were there any good skits? All of them were either not funny, had no point or were totally bizarre (and SNL has done some very crazy skits that elicited a laugh or two). The Bratz dolls, the high school models, the baby monitor - all bad (the skit I liked the most was the boyfriend one with Mikey Day). Even Weekend Update was bland. And what is the point of Sarah Sherman? Why is she on the show?

I loved the boyfriend skit. And I like Colin Jost. His cheerful demeanor is sorely needed.

Saturday Night Live: Selena Gomez fronts laziest episode of season

The star can’t quite lift a forgettable and mostly unfunny episode that lampoons the Depp-Heard trial and Netflix hit Old Enough

Do they make Aidy always do promos for the coming show with the star so they look fit and trim no matter what?

It's hard to describe what is wrong with Selena's voice, but it's awful. It's hard to listen to, uninteresting. Ugh. I agree that she is a black hole of entertainment.

R90, I like her but she sounds like her nose is stuffed up all the time.

R45 Yeah the medieval thing has gotten ridiculous. It's almost as bad as SNLs dated obsession with game shows.

I like the hacky evaluation panels premis. From the new employees, to the alien abductions and the aging actress tributes. Kaye is an itchy coochie lesbian standout.

Aidy and all of her Midwestern mediocrity is usually asking the questions.

Haven't we had two weeks now without a game show skit? The writers must finally be bored with it.

How ‘Saturday Night Live’ Breakout Please Don’t Destroy Became Show’s Viral Weapon:

^Now all they need to do is make the jokes FUNNY.

I don't think I laughed out loud since Aidy's Coloure Paint sketch.

I thought the, "A Peek at Pico" skit was funny.

Where's Pete? Will Andrew become fulltime next season?

Lorne does not care where you work for him as he pays them all. Pete is working on The Pete Show for Lorne.

Lorne gets a cut of all these shows. It replaces the cut he used to get when SNLers made movies.

Selena has serious medical issues. Lupus? I don't think she will live long . She is a lesbian. Her parents were actors so I in assume she inherited gay gene. She's a drunk and very ditzy.

^ Retard says what now?

Is she the one who stole a kidney from her friend and then stopped speaking to them?

One of this worst episodes this season.