Cop rubs one out

I'd be fine with it if he looked like Madison Cawthorn, but this is just gross.

He's welcome to come over and rub one out at my house. But I should note I am a horny beast today...I might feel differently tomorrow.

Good grief that’s her level of horny I didn’t even know existed. He should I rubbed one out before I left home.

Spare me your anatomy.

[quote]I'd be fine with it if he looked like Madison Cawthorn, but this is just gross.

Some of y'all need to raise your standards.

If would do this, you know there a whole lot of stuff he's gotten away with over the past 4 years. He's probably raped unconscious women

32 is a bit old for horny "Police Academy" hijinks. Unless you look like Steve Guttenberg did in 1984...

[quote] rub one out

What is the etymology of that phrase?

Rub what out of what?

Can one 'rub two out'?

Officer, dude. This is what zoom is for.

Rub out a load or two...

When nature calls, ya gotta answer.

[quote]What is the etymology of that phrase? Rub what out of what?

His penis is crying Rose

[quote] Rub what out of what?

You need to rub hard to remove the smegma and crusty dried sperm which collects in the crevices of the covered glans.

May is Masturbation Month. What's wrong with somebody celebrating my holiday?

Cops are horndogs. Not one would turn down a 'mo job.

We gotta know whether the events at the house constituted a value above or below $1000 in damages

if you got called out for nothing, you mind as well make the trip worth your while..

So, what are the details of how they caught him shakin the bacon?

Did the resident have hidden cams?

Did he whip it out in front them?

Grind against a lawn gnome?

How much are they suing for pain and suffering? The sheer trauma.

Was it masturbation-masturbation?

I have to see the evidence before I cast judgment on him.

Body oddy oddy cam......

Why doesn't this happen to me when I call the cops?

Has the family set up a GoFundMe page yet? I'm concerned.

Tonight on Datalounge PD!

He was turned on by the family's teenaged daughter and was turned on by exhibiting himself to her.

On tonight's episode of "COCKS"!

Looks like he mighta smelled a cookie or two.

Eeeew fat. No thank you

I bet he is from Petaluma!

[quote] So, what are the details of how they caught him shakin the bacon?

Do you know how to read?

r30 More details are required.

That’s nice r31 — meanwhile your questions are answered in the article.

Look on the bright side. He's a cop. You know he wanted to shoot something, but the official policy now is to not shoot innocent people. So, he shot a load instead. I'm sure his thinking was something along the lines of 'it's a lot easier to clean up a jizz than blood and guts.'

Well, I just hope the residents of the house left 50 bucks in unmarked bills by the door for himj!

This is meth. It is the elephant in the American living room. So many people doing it. So much crazy behavior caused by it. Any time you read about somebody going off the rails doing stupid crazy shit, 90% of the time it's meth.

Is that why so many threads on DL end up being two fools fighting between themselves while everyone else abandons the topic?

R36, they're probably the same loon arguing with herself.

Wtf makes someone do something like that.