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Why do British people age so badly?

Red face etc

by Anonymousreply 188May 20, 2022 3:23 AM

OP - because they drink šŸŗ just as much as the Irish ā˜˜ļø

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2022 5:48 PM

Booze.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2022 5:50 PM

I don’t get it because you can use different products to minimize red skin

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2022 5:53 PM

It’s like a time bomb goes off and they just start aging rapidly and in exaggerated ways. It seems to be happening in real time to Andrew Garfield.

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2022 5:54 PM

Yeah I dated a british guy years ago in my early 20s. He was so fucking hot. Black hair great dick beautiful face. I found him on Instagram last month.. omg he looks terrible. Sunken eyes wrinkles & beat down. In 20 years he’s aged like 40.

by Anonymousreply 6May 13, 2022 6:02 PM

Why are Americans so fat? It's astounding!

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2022 6:03 PM

I think its because we are not yet quite as grotesquely as fat as the average American so we have less subcutaneous fat to plump out our wrinkles.

by Anonymousreply 8May 13, 2022 6:03 PM

Does anyone in the world think Americans are an attractive nationality? No.

by Anonymousreply 9May 13, 2022 6:05 PM

They drink like fish, smoking is still popular with them, they have terrible diets (they love fast food), and they love to stay up late at the pub or to party. All that adds up.

by Anonymousreply 10May 13, 2022 6:05 PM

Pale white people age worse than anyone. If they stand outside for like 3 minutes, they will get sunburned.

by Anonymousreply 11May 13, 2022 6:06 PM

C’mon maybe London has less fat people. I’ve seen many obese people walking around in other UK cities.

by Anonymousreply 12May 13, 2022 6:06 PM

[quote]they have terrible diets (they love fast food),

But Americans do not.

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2022 6:06 PM

[quote]I’ve seen many obese people walking around in other UK cities.

NOTHING like America.

Don't be absurd.

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2022 6:07 PM

[quote]they love fast food

Yes, AMERICAN fast food.

by Anonymousreply 15May 13, 2022 6:08 PM

[quote]I think its because we are not yet quite as grotesquely as fat as the average American so we have less subcutaneous fat to plump out our wrinkles.

Bullshit. You’re the second fattest country in Europe.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 13, 2022 6:08 PM

[quote]C’mon maybe London has less fat people.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 17May 13, 2022 6:08 PM

[quote]Bullshit. You’re the second fattest country in Europe.

And America is the fattest country IN THE WORLD. It's phenomenal!

by Anonymousreply 18May 13, 2022 6:09 PM

R11 Of course they age badly. They are not just pale White people but they are products of a country promoting centuries of in-breeding. They rather fuck with family members than fuck with other races. What you're looking at is the result of that shit.

by Anonymousreply 19May 13, 2022 6:10 PM

UK is the fattest country in Europe.

Fat-wise it’s much closer to the US than to Sweden.

So you’re fat and old.

by Anonymousreply 20May 13, 2022 6:10 PM

R15 Yes, and you’re still eating it.

by Anonymousreply 21May 13, 2022 6:10 PM

[quote] And America is the fattest country IN THE WORLD. It's phenomenal!

Nope, several Pacific Island nations are fatter.

Big is beautiful there.

by Anonymousreply 22May 13, 2022 6:11 PM

Britain's obesity rate is lower than America's BUT that's not saying much AND it's obesity rate is growing faster than America's.

by Anonymousreply 23May 13, 2022 6:11 PM

alcohol ages you like crazy

by Anonymousreply 24May 13, 2022 6:11 PM

[quote][R11] Of course they age badly.

And the Americans try to hide it with their TERRIBLE plastic surgery and look like FREAKS.

by Anonymousreply 25May 13, 2022 6:11 PM

Americans may lead but the rest of the world is catching up quickly. Lots of fat slags in those annual Ladies Day at the races pics.

by Anonymousreply 26May 13, 2022 6:12 PM

Plastic surgery freaks are very rare compared to fat British ladies.

by Anonymousreply 27May 13, 2022 6:13 PM

[quote]And America is the fattest country IN THE WORLD. It's phenomenal!

America has 330 million people, Britain has 67 million.

So no shit.šŸ™„

by Anonymousreply 28May 13, 2022 6:13 PM

[quote]Americans may lead but the rest of the world is catching up quickly.

No - never to such a degree.

by Anonymousreply 29May 13, 2022 6:13 PM

[quote]America has 330 million people

Most of them HUGE and hideous.

by Anonymousreply 30May 13, 2022 6:14 PM

[quote]And the Americans try to hide it with their TERRIBLE plastic surgery and look like FREAKS.

You mean like those lovely Brits Katie Price, the trash on TOWIE, and the late Pete Burns?🧐

by Anonymousreply 31May 13, 2022 6:15 PM

R29 You obviously didn’t read the link at R16.

by Anonymousreply 32May 13, 2022 6:16 PM

OTT lip fillers are definitely more common among lower class British women than in the US.

That’s usually the most common plastic surgery fail you will see, because it’s cheap and easy to overdo.

by Anonymousreply 33May 13, 2022 6:17 PM

American still have a horrible diet - agreed. There is another reason we’re fat. We live in gigantic housing developments in the middle of fucking nowhere with Applebee’s as our only dining option. We’re completely isolated and don’t bother communicating with anyone because we’d rather sit in our house in the middle of a field. The only cities were people walk are SF NY DC Boston & Chicago. The rest of the country is full of white trash fat rednecks driving around in pickup trucks.

by Anonymousreply 34May 13, 2022 6:17 PM

Sam Claflin is a good example. Aged like milk! No American equivalent looks so bad.

by Anonymousreply 35May 13, 2022 6:18 PM

[Quote]And the Americans try to hide it with their TERRIBLE plastic surgery and look like FREAKS.

R25 The difference is that most Americans don't have plastic surgery - they can't afford it. But sadly, most Brits age terribly.

by Anonymousreply 36May 13, 2022 6:18 PM

Americans either paralyse their faces or waddle around in sweatpants eating swill from a cardboard bucket. They are certainly not marriage material.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 13, 2022 6:21 PM

I was made fun of for wearing a baseball cap in Manchester. I’d rather keep my head out of the sun then be burnt to a crisp like so many English people.

by Anonymousreply 39May 13, 2022 6:22 PM

R39, if you don’t wish people to make fun of you, learn the difference between ā€œthenā€ and ā€œthanā€.

And wear sunscreen (although God knows why you would need it in Manchester).

by Anonymousreply 40May 13, 2022 6:24 PM

^^^just tell them you are a southern belle and wear your hat everywhere outdoors.

by Anonymousreply 41May 13, 2022 6:24 PM

The typical American male. Belligerent, LOUD and not familiar with soap.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 13, 2022 6:25 PM

Next time I’ll get burnt to a crisp so I can look like a Virginia ham like most British people.

by Anonymousreply 43May 13, 2022 6:25 PM

Virginia ham? It’s always about food with you people…

by Anonymousreply 44May 13, 2022 6:28 PM

Is it the Fish ā€˜N Chips?

by Anonymousreply 45May 13, 2022 6:30 PM

R37 Is an avid TV "Reality Show" watcher but apparently knows nothing about Americans. Take a trip outside your European Ghetto - US Borders are now open. Or maybe, just pick up a book?

by Anonymousreply 46May 13, 2022 6:31 PM

The problem in America isn’t the crap food — it’s the size of the servings, which are twice the size of anywhere else. Astoundingly big.

Brits do age differently, and I do think it’s the booze and lack of exercise. But Americans age prematurely as well. By 30 they’ve all lost their waists. The sheer heft of them is always such a shock.

by Anonymousreply 47May 13, 2022 6:34 PM

R46, I’ve spent quite a bit of time in the US. I quite enjoyed it, except for the food. I ordered a side order of fries in a restaurant in New York and was presented with a skillet filled with them, together with a massive amount of screamingly orange cheese and ā€œbacon bitzā€. It would have fed a family of four for a few days. I suppose I should just have been glad that the cheese didn’t come out of an aerosol can.

It’s not really necessary to visit America to get to know Americans though. You just have to spend some time in London and a group of sweatpanted Americans will tell you all you could never want to know, just by hollering at each other across a train carriage.

by Anonymousreply 48May 13, 2022 6:39 PM

R48

So you are objecting to being served a generous portion of food? You do realize that you don't have to consume all (or any) of what people sit in front of you right? It sounds like YOU are the one with the portion control issues.

BTW, you type fat!

And do you really think a few Americans you see in your country are representative of the entire American Society? Really? You are obviously a closed minded person who is not very intellectually curious. I will leave you to your ignorance.

Off you go!

by Anonymousreply 49May 13, 2022 6:46 PM

If you're talking about older Brits 50s and up, remember that life in post-War Britain was hard for a lot of people, certainly compared with America. It really shows. Same for Ireland.

by Anonymousreply 50May 13, 2022 6:54 PM

I'm American and think the food portions are ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 51May 13, 2022 7:01 PM

The ones who look like shit have been smoking and drinking since age 15. There are plenty of hot middle aged guys in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 52May 13, 2022 7:03 PM

R46. You think the Americans who travel to England are less sophisticated than the ones who don’t?

by Anonymousreply 53May 13, 2022 7:04 PM

When I've visited the UK, the number of middle-aged women hobbling around using canes (and with requisite Cane Face) was noticeably higher than what one sees in the US.

Combined with their well-known dental issues, my guess is a combination of water mineral deficiencies and genetics of the general population.

Poor bone health is linked to accelerated aging and negatively affects appearance.

by Anonymousreply 54May 13, 2022 7:07 PM

America is lucky that Germans came her because the All American Look is heavily influenced by Germans. Germans mixed with Irish, British, or Scandinavian genes created the amazing mix of white men you have in America.

by Anonymousreply 55May 13, 2022 7:10 PM

Actually r42 American shower on average more than Europeans. That one shower a week or wear underwear for three days straight shit isn't as common over here.

by Anonymousreply 56May 13, 2022 7:11 PM

[quote] remember that life in post-War Britain was hard for a lot of people, certainly compared with America. It really shows. Same for Ireland.

That's a very good point, especially considering those who weren't well-heeled and well-educated.

If you go back and watch sitcoms, documentaries or news reports from the 1950s to the 1970s, even the young people of the working classes will tend to look 'old' and tired, somehow. Consider that these people had skincare whatsoever, nutritional deficits and relative poverty, pollution all around, hard work at dangerous jobs (sometimes involving toxic chemicals, hard labour, exposure to elements and/or little regard for safety), not much which to aspire or look forward--all takes a toll.

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by Anonymousreply 57May 13, 2022 7:21 PM

I blame Drink. Someone who would be considered an alchie over in the states would hardly rate in the U.K.

by Anonymousreply 58May 13, 2022 7:21 PM

Everyone ages. With a race or ethnicity, some people age better than others. It is about genes we inherited, our lives, and accumulated anxieties, worries, and diseases. So it is so ridiculous for someone to say British people age badly. Look at all the rich Hollywood men. Most of them look terrible at 50.

by Anonymousreply 59May 13, 2022 7:23 PM

[quote] Germans mixed with Irish or Scandinavian genes created the amazing mix of white men you have in America.

Mate....come on, now....you've got know a bit more history that that...

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by Anonymousreply 61May 13, 2022 7:25 PM

Ugh R61. Wtf with those ridiculous shoes?

by Anonymousreply 62May 13, 2022 7:31 PM

[quote] It really is something in (or not in) the water!

Well, without filtration, what comes out of my taps is highly chlorinated and fairly 'hard' water, so that can't be good for the old organs.

by Anonymousreply 63May 13, 2022 7:33 PM

I watch a lot of British tv shows with average people and I have ā€œyikes!ā€ way too many times.

by Anonymousreply 64May 13, 2022 7:35 PM

The classic Simpson's joke: "The Big Book of British Smiles".

by Anonymousreply 65May 13, 2022 7:40 PM

R10 is right. The British diet is awful, people drink and smoke A LOT (and increasingly, they do insane amounts of drugs), even old people like to party hard and then, the weather isn't exactly ideal for delicate complexions. Also, the lower the social class, the faster the aging process is, as the stress of poverty also tends to make people look old much faster.

Finally, it would also be worth mentioning that the British are nowhere near as obsessed with plastic surgery as people are in the US.

by Anonymousreply 66May 13, 2022 7:56 PM

R24- This is a PERFECT example

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by Anonymousreply 67May 13, 2022 8:20 PM

r66 Vitamin deficiencies, too.

Adults spend more time indoors than out with sedentary lifestyles and lacking natural exposure to light or alternatives (yes, having too much is bad but so is having too little).

even among the upper classes, they live in compact housing, neighborhoods, offices, even compact autos... which no doubt increases some stress but it also ups the amount of pollution (including noise) in any densely populated area. lower class tenements are often worse than what we consider ghetto flats in the u.s.

by Anonymousreply 68May 13, 2022 8:21 PM

Shitty sun-sensitive genes, weak hairlines, poor nutrition, a culture of heavy alcohol consumption, widespread smoking and no widespread use of sunscreen = white Brits aging like banana peels.

by Anonymousreply 69May 13, 2022 8:38 PM

You all are insane. I live in New England and there are many thin people here, America's obesity is concentrated more in the deep South. The UK definitely has a lot of fat people.

by Anonymousreply 70May 13, 2022 8:41 PM

Plenty of obesity in the Midwest as well. Despite American fatness, we still age about ten times better than the average Brit. It has to be alcohol and smoking related which will age you faster than anything.

Kate Beckinsale is English and has aged beautifully but she also doesn't drink and only occasionally smokes. Obviously having good skin and hair and bone structure contributes but her lifestyle preserves it as well.

by Anonymousreply 71May 13, 2022 8:45 PM

Kate Beckinsale has a ton of work done too.

by Anonymousreply 72May 13, 2022 8:57 PM

It is inbreeding. Americans are way mixed, if they know it or not.

by Anonymousreply 73May 13, 2022 9:02 PM

R73-It IS inbreeding , especially The Royal Family

by Anonymousreply 74May 13, 2022 9:04 PM

JFC it's not inbreeding, they have a population of over 68 million, not including Scotland + Ireland + Wales.

It’s all the SUGAR. Bikkies, chocs, sweeties, cakes and pies. Plus alcohol and smoking.

by Anonymousreply 75May 13, 2022 9:30 PM

Prince Charles has British alcohol face

by Anonymousreply 76May 13, 2022 9:30 PM

As British woman age they start looking like birds.

by Anonymousreply 77May 13, 2022 9:31 PM

American eat plenty of sugar but we don't drink and smoke to nearly the same degree. You may not age badly if you have one or two vices but when you have all of them there is no escaping it.

by Anonymousreply 78May 13, 2022 9:32 PM

It is inbreeding. Maybe lesser now. but how rare was it for a Brit to marry a different race in the 70s or even 80s?

by Anonymousreply 79May 13, 2022 9:34 PM

Take a look at scruff or grindr in any city outside of London. Lots red faced rough looking guys.

by Anonymousreply 80May 13, 2022 9:35 PM

Wtf is a "bikkie"?

by Anonymousreply 81May 13, 2022 9:48 PM

Biscuit? Maybe...

by Anonymousreply 82May 13, 2022 10:02 PM

Girls, girls! You’re ALL disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 83May 13, 2022 10:07 PM

Most white Americans especially in rural and suburban area are of British (English, Scottish and Welsh) ancestry. Even though many have German, Irish, Italian, French, Spanish, Jewish, Scandinavian, Eastern European, etc ancestry, a large percent have significant British DNA which is underrepresented. New England, the South and Appalachia and Utah have the highest percent of people of pure English descent who reddened up in the sun and have thin features that don't take well to aging.

by Anonymousreply 84May 13, 2022 10:09 PM

Madonna is British and she's aging beautifully.

by Anonymousreply 85May 13, 2022 11:02 PM

R77 Two classic London birds.

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by Anonymousreply 86May 13, 2022 11:20 PM

As someone said, Britain suffered during and after WW2 while we were unaffected by the war. They were basically starving. Unfortunately, they did not starve to the point that ugly females did not breed. If u want to find attractive people, go to places like Japan and Poland where people starved big time.

by Anonymousreply 87May 13, 2022 11:38 PM

British people are ugly. When they're young, youth masks some of it.

That they have a royal family and history of imperialism buys them a false regarding of being more refined.

However, they can't fight their ugly genes as they age.

by Anonymousreply 88May 14, 2022 12:04 AM

^ For the snowflake Brits... a similar phenomenon exists for Americans. A slovenly, inbred populace also riding false markers of superiority.

by Anonymousreply 89May 14, 2022 12:05 AM

R89 Very very true go to anywhere in the rural south and everyone looks like fat no neck cross eyed mutants. Most of them have fat ugly toes and fat sausage hands. Their egos are as big is the universe - lol

by Anonymousreply 90May 14, 2022 12:08 AM

Just like Madison, Stephen, and Hines, r90?

by Anonymousreply 91May 14, 2022 12:11 AM

Excuse me?

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by Anonymousreply 92May 14, 2022 12:27 AM

What products reduce red skin?

by Anonymousreply 93May 14, 2022 12:33 AM

r75 lot of fried foods.

by Anonymousreply 94May 14, 2022 12:55 AM

I find this thread triggering.

Also, not knowing Americans of mostly British descent (even we who have been here for 400 years) belongs in a "tell me you're poor" thread.

by Anonymousreply 95May 14, 2022 1:34 AM

Well, Australians age even more poorly. It’s the hole in the ozone.

They used to be penal colonists, you know.

by Anonymousreply 96May 14, 2022 1:45 AM

R48- Nevertheless on scale from One to Ten British food still rates a

-30

by Anonymousreply 97May 14, 2022 1:53 AM

So the free heath care ain't no help at all?

by Anonymousreply 98May 14, 2022 1:55 AM

Do you know who ages badly? BRITISH PEOPLE.

Do you know who else ages badly? EVERYBODY.

by Anonymousreply 99May 14, 2022 1:57 AM

Now, now R7 Americans are fat because of a fast food and capitalism. I can only assume the English age so badly compared to the other white Europeans because God loves them a little bit less. Even the extra white Northern Europeans age better.

by Anonymousreply 100May 14, 2022 2:01 AM

[quote]Plenty of obesity in the Midwest as well. Despite American fatness, we still age about ten times better than the average Brit. It has to be alcohol and smoking related which will age you faster than anything.

The humidity in the Midwest also helps. My family members in humid Ohio, regardless of personal vices, have fewer wrinkles than my desert dwelling epidermis does.

by Anonymousreply 101May 14, 2022 2:02 AM

You try living under a Tory government and see how you wind up looking.

by Anonymousreply 102May 14, 2022 2:04 AM

Not me bitches! But Hugh, yes!

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by Anonymousreply 103May 14, 2022 2:10 AM

Brits NEVER get plastic surgery!

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by Anonymousreply 104May 14, 2022 2:16 AM

Wtf is that at r104?!

by Anonymousreply 105May 14, 2022 2:19 AM

R105 An annoying fame-hungry no talent named Rylan Clark. He’s a presenter in Britain.šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 106May 14, 2022 2:21 AM

There was food rationing in the UK til 1952 - 7 years after the end of the war. Try to imagine that.

I recall some years ago, I read that Prince Charles asked a valet to buy some concealer to cover the red in his cheeks. But they have had IPL, a type of laser, for years, that can get rid of all redness in a couple of sessions.

Wen I lived in Hawaii for awhile, there were a number of Australian surfers. I was really struck by how a number of them looked - balding in their 20s, some very short, bad teeth. Poor genetic stock.

by Anonymousreply 107May 14, 2022 2:31 AM

What's weird is that years ago that writer who worked for Vogue (maybe Plum Sykes) wrote about going to an American dermatologist (she was originally British I think). She wrote that the dermatologist said she had great skin, something about living in a climate that was always overcast. So I don't get this, but you guys are right. They generally do seem to age badly. Maybe they don't use sunscreen because they think they don't need it? I know American magazines pushed sunscreen thirty years ago, because I started using it in college. I want to get my daughter started now, and she's just fourteen.

I think we fat and potentially fat Americans also don't realize how much food we have access to. This really is the land of plenty. We also have plenty of calcium, tons of dairy. It probably does have a lot to do with our developing bodies when we're young. And yes, there is more ethnic mixing here, even if it's subtle. My mom is probably at least half of British origin, but I have heard her refer to Brits as "horsey" looking. Not that all Americans are terrific looking (we're not), but I think we have things a lot easier.

by Anonymousreply 108May 14, 2022 3:05 AM

R93 stuff for rosacea, niacimacide (I am sureI butchered that): visine works in an emergency, for a pimple for example, Long term lasers like fraxel. If it’s from broken blood vessels from alcohol or sun probably just lasers.

by Anonymousreply 109May 14, 2022 3:06 AM

R100 Interesting comment. You’re totally right. Scandinavians Dutch and northern Germany don’t age as fast as British. The weather is dark and horrible in Sweden for many months.. same as UK. It doesn’t make sense that British people age quicker.

by Anonymousreply 110May 14, 2022 3:20 AM

[quote]What's weird is that years ago that writer who worked for Vogue (maybe Plum Sykes) wrote about going to an American dermatologist (she was originally British I think). She wrote that the dermatologist said she had great skin, something about living in a climate that was always overcast.

Because writers never exaggerate or tell tall tales, right?

by Anonymousreply 111May 14, 2022 5:04 AM

Brits NEED overcast weather to keep their skin in optimum condition. They are truly the only people on Earth who cannot handle weather more severe than that.

by Anonymousreply 112May 14, 2022 5:06 AM

r93 Salicylic acid and niacinamide are good for reducing redness. Plus diligent sunscreen also helps.

by Anonymousreply 113May 14, 2022 5:08 AM

R85

Thank you, you're giving me my first laugh of the day!!!

by Anonymousreply 114May 14, 2022 6:10 AM

Inbreeding and lack of vitamin C.

by Anonymousreply 115May 14, 2022 6:16 AM

And yet, British people are some of the most beautiful in the world. Just look at the pre-Raphaelite paintings and especially the paintings of John Waterhouse.

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by Anonymousreply 116May 14, 2022 6:37 AM

Yeah, we Americans are fatties. I will not argue against it! It's the plain truth. But this is irrelevant to the OP's question. Can't a question be asked without oversensitive Brits freaking out? Honestly, WHY do people from Britain look old when they're still middle-aged? It's a valid question. Is it the excessive alcohol consumption? Is it the lack of concern over appearances? (LOL) Or maybe genetics? WHY? Is the extra fat in me and my fellow Americans what's keeping us looking relatively younger than average Brits?

by Anonymousreply 117May 14, 2022 6:41 AM

R116 ancient retouching really?

by Anonymousreply 118May 14, 2022 6:41 AM

No retouching. A lot of current British models are beautiful, eg Burberry ones. The British are not about self-improvement or reinvention like Americans are. This is tied in with the still very entrenched class system, which doesn't easily allow for upward mobility, except in some cases. Apart from some chavvy Essex types, they don't go in for surgery or Botox or fillers. If you read the comments in the tabloids, they are typically very disapproving of such things and say it is better to be self-accepting and age naturally. There's more awareness of dental appearance than formerly, but bad British teeth are a cliche. The climate is so bad that they crave the sun and do their utmost to get a tan when they go away for a sunny break.

R116

by Anonymousreply 119May 14, 2022 6:55 AM

Burberry models are young…

by Anonymousreply 120May 14, 2022 7:11 AM

Why do non-white people's hands look like they belong to an 80 year old when they reach thirty? They're full of weird deep cracks.

by Anonymousreply 121May 14, 2022 7:26 AM

[quote]Why do British people age so badly?

Lager, baked beans and Scotch eggs.

by Anonymousreply 122May 14, 2022 7:28 AM

[quote] Apart from some chavvy Essex types, they don't go in for surgery or Botox or fillers

LOL. It’s not 1987. They all use fillers, surgery and have facelifts.

Camilla had a facelift. Kate Middleton uses Botox and fillers. Kate Winslet had a nose job and tans. Even Judi Dench has had a face lift.

What you actually mean is that posho English women have to pretend it’s all natural, no effort, and that they don’t care about how they look, because it’s part of their middle-class, petit bourgeois tradition of faux-humility, appearing anti-ambition and not getting above one’s station.

Working class upstarts from Liverpool and Essex and can yak on about how they love their glam and injections, but they have the cultural incentive to ā€œkeep it realā€ as salt-of-the-earth types with regional accents.

by Anonymousreply 123May 14, 2022 7:39 AM

R112 why we go on about the weather all the time innit

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by Anonymousreply 124May 14, 2022 10:31 AM

Long exposure to sun worsen the skin (wrinkles), so you'd assume that British aged better than Meds, but... no. It's really just a mixture of genetics, alcohol, bad diet full of fats. Sephardic Jews in Spain were notrious for inbreeding and in fact they look horrible, but then there's Iceland, a miniscure island in the arctic with no war, invasions, or immigration, yet they age better than British. Sardinians never mixed with anyone in history despite a few conquests, yet they are famous for having lots of 100+ years old people with great genetics and they are really beautiful (lots of models are selected in Sardinia). So i don't think it's inbreeding.

R92 Oh please that guy had lots of work done and also uses HGH/steroids, not a natural aging.

R34 I don't think it's the urbanistics. Americans had great bodies and athleticism before the 70's and 80's. It's the fast food/seed oils market that was developed in those years that ruined them.

by Anonymousreply 125May 14, 2022 11:26 AM

Cosmetic surgery per capita..UK is 40 per 100,000.

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by Anonymousreply 126May 14, 2022 11:27 AM

Yes. We can all see that terrible old red skin on the Queen.

I saw Honor Blackman in a theater in the West End years ago. She was in her 80s by then. She had skin like snow and clearly had aged naturally. She was the most beautiful woman of her age I have ever seen.

Have you looked at how Russian women age?

Or Irish women?

How about all those American women with leather faces from tanning down in Florida?

But, hey, don't let a few suggestions of stereotyping get in the way of DL's trendy hatred of Britain get in the way of another vomiting up of hate.

I can just see Diana at 60, that beautiful skin just a patch of red capillaries.

Because she was already halfway to a crone when she died at 37, right?

by Anonymousreply 127May 14, 2022 11:45 AM

[quote] Now, now [R7] Americans are fat because of a fast food and capitalism.

Yes, things the British don’t have.

by Anonymousreply 128May 14, 2022 11:52 AM

[quote] Americans had great bodies and athleticism before the 70's and 80's. It's the fast food/seed oils market

What did people cook with before oils, animal fat? Or just dry fry/boil everything?

by Anonymousreply 129May 14, 2022 11:53 AM

This thread is the nationalist version of ā€œI'm 50 (but look much younger)ā€. Everyone looks their age if you look closely, but somehow everyone thinks they alone haven’t aged.

by Anonymousreply 130May 14, 2022 11:59 AM

I think it's the food , pollution and genetics.

It can't be the sun because if that's was the case it would be Spanish/Italian/greeks andFrench to age the worse, but that's not the case.

And Sweedish and Germany crave the sun way more than brits, they get a tan as often as they can, and they age way better than the brits.

by Anonymousreply 131May 14, 2022 12:14 PM

British media has a tendency to put unattractive people in the spotlight, so it creates an illusion.

by Anonymousreply 132May 14, 2022 12:20 PM

There is no inbreeding. Italians literally starved to death. Girls not pretty enough to be prostitutes died. There has to be a mechanism to kill ugly genes. For some reason ugly women are the last to use birth control. Ugly guys get zero sex so not the problem.

by Anonymousreply 133May 14, 2022 12:32 PM

A troll post gets the responses you would expect.

by Anonymousreply 134May 14, 2022 12:43 PM

Brit here. Chuckling at my fellow Brits taking the bait hook, line and sinker. :)

by Anonymousreply 135May 14, 2022 12:48 PM

OP honestly what’s wrecking our looks is the low-grade, simmering social stress we all carry daily, and are not permitted to express, due to Orwellian monitoring (CCTV fucking everywhere), calcified niceties, and having to love cheek-by-jowl as millions squashed together on a tiny landmass.

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by Anonymousreply 136May 14, 2022 1:09 PM

if you watch UK tv dramas, you will notice that many of their actresses have no work done, lots of wrinkles and saggy eye bags etc. Also, many UK TV programs have ugly actors and actresses.

by Anonymousreply 137May 14, 2022 3:27 PM

I think it's the food and they don't bother with skincare. they don't eat their veggies!

by Anonymousreply 138May 14, 2022 3:28 PM

R50 No, we're talking about folks like Richard Madden, who is 35 but could pass for 50.

by Anonymousreply 139May 14, 2022 3:40 PM

If the ugly gene is not ruthlessly starved, the good looking genes disappear . In most countries only the really successful have children.

by Anonymousreply 140May 14, 2022 3:54 PM

While obesity is a big deal. I think Americans are getting better looking because of the increase of diversity. The blending of white, Asian, East Indian, Middle Eastern, Hispanic, black, Native American from the increase of interracial dating and marriage. I find myself very attracted to Hispanics (who are not only a blend of Mediterranean white, Native and Black but can also have Irish, German, Jewish, Syrian, Lebanese, Morroccan and East Asian), a lot of the boys are gorgeous to me and the men handsome if they keep in shape.

by Anonymousreply 141May 14, 2022 3:56 PM

OP is a moron

by Anonymousreply 142May 14, 2022 4:04 PM

[quote] if you watch UK tv dramas, you will notice that many of their actresses have no work done, lots of wrinkles and saggy eye bags etc. Also, many UK TV programs have ugly actors and actresses.

Yes. I've seen a few like Peep Show, Coupling, Chewing Gum, The Office, IT Crowd, Being Human, etc. Some of the actors are downright unattractive with bad teeth, bad hair, wrinkles, etc. But I think it works for the dry humor and understatement. That's also why British remakes of American shows like Married... with Children and That 70's Show sucked so badly. The American Office worked because they localized the humor but also the cast still looked average people who would work in an office. Compare US Office to something Spin City which had very attractive cast members like Heather Locklear and Charlie Sheen.

The exceptions seem to be historical costume dramas where they cast pretty people to be royals or upper-class. Or a teen drama like Skins, though the kids on that were far more realistic looking (and actual teenagers) than say on American teen shows where they'll cast 25-year-old Abercrombie models.

by Anonymousreply 143May 14, 2022 4:06 PM

for not doing his research

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by Anonymousreply 144May 14, 2022 4:07 PM

I find Brit TV refreshing because they do look like real people who would actually be in those jobs. A plump middle-aged woman as a coroner or detective and not some 20-something bimbo with pumped up tits and lips and a mini-skirt, who you know in real life didn't finish school and sucked off someone to get the job.

I think Episodes covered this difference between British and American tv.

by Anonymousreply 145May 14, 2022 4:13 PM

The alcohol thing reminds me of a friend I have whose daughter was going to marry a Brit (they eventually split before the wedding). She said the amount of money they were going to have to spend on booze for the wedding would blow your mind...and, if they didn't have an open bar, the Brit side would not show up. At all. She thought it was all a bit exaggerated until she went over there and spent time in England with the other family, and saw it all for herself. The look on her face, and how serious she was about how much they drink, still cracks me up.

by Anonymousreply 146May 14, 2022 4:14 PM

Gotta get on the boat to Calais if you need booze in quantity for a party.

by Anonymousreply 147May 14, 2022 4:34 PM

I think they age much worse in the north. Brits in Manchester look old after 35

by Anonymousreply 148May 14, 2022 8:03 PM

R141 That's the contrary of diversity. Diversity is kept if there's not too much mixing, otherwise you erase all the differences and you get Brazil or Mexico - a generally brown population.

by Anonymousreply 149May 14, 2022 8:06 PM

Brazil does have pockets of purely white and black populations. And there is pockets of purely Indigenous and Asian. Same with Mexico. The white populations are usually the upper-class. But on average most Mexicans are mestizo and Brazilians are tri-racial.

by Anonymousreply 150May 14, 2022 8:10 PM

Britain isn't the only island nation nor do we agree with inbreeding, you fucking morons. The most inbred people on earth reside in African and Indian villages not forgetting those that reside in rainforests..

by Anonymousreply 151May 14, 2022 8:12 PM

[quote] Brits in Manchester look old after 35

R148 is right and she should say it!

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by Anonymousreply 152May 14, 2022 9:16 PM

Alcohol, Cigarettes, Sedentary Lifestyle, and poor skincare....That's most Brits!

by Anonymousreply 153May 14, 2022 9:29 PM

Americans truly are the most spiteful, nasty, racist people anywhere in the world. You cunts just can’t be happy unless you have someone to hate, can you?

How awful it must be for you now that you have to pretend to like black people. Because that’s what’s happening. It’s no longer socially acceptable to force black people to the back of the bus - but all of that hatred has to go somewhere, right?

Britain is vastly superior to America in every conceivable way. You know it, and you know we know it, which is why you hate us.

Carry on feeding your faces and shooting your children, you fat slugs, and stop bothering your betters.

by Anonymousreply 154May 14, 2022 9:57 PM

Oooh, Brit frau is triggered at R154. Run along.

by Anonymousreply 155May 14, 2022 10:00 PM

Britain superior to the US? I can think of a lot of places superior but Britain isn't one of them. It's ugly, overcrowded,depressing, full of homophobic Muslims and truly unattractive looking people. I'd say the US is quite equal to Britain.

by Anonymousreply 156May 14, 2022 10:04 PM

[quote] Alcohol, Cigarettes, Sedentary Lifestyle

R153 aye, that's cultural, love...

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by Anonymousreply 157May 14, 2022 10:11 PM

Triggered Brit frau was also one of the Amber Heard defenders.

by Anonymousreply 158May 14, 2022 10:41 PM

The US is a beautiful big country but so many MAGAts here are disgusting. I love the South but not the politics. I don't see how The UK is better because there's a lot of poverty and corruption. And I heard about racism there. Germany, France, Scandinavia, Spain and Portugal sound like better places to me.

by Anonymousreply 159May 14, 2022 10:43 PM

Oh calm down everyone. We're all cousins.

You know what's fun? Per my DNA results, I have two third cousins in the same English town who probably have no idea that they are connected to each other by some random American asshole from California!

Same in Scotland, but they're farther away from each other.

That's great, innit it?

by Anonymousreply 160May 14, 2022 10:49 PM

I think the red face is genetic. Dutch people have rosy cheeks as well and they are very closely related to the English. Lots of kids have it too. Rosaceae is a hereditary condition.

by Anonymousreply 161May 14, 2022 10:56 PM

R161 yes, that's right. I have it, and it's evident in all my baby and toddler photos. My Welsh grandfather had it, too, as did several of my uncles/aunts.

by Anonymousreply 162May 14, 2022 10:58 PM

[quote]Consider that these people had skincare whatsoever, nutritional deficits and relative poverty, pollution all around, hard work at dangerous jobs (sometimes involving toxic chemicals, hard labour, exposure to elements and/or little regard for safety), not much which to aspire or look forward--all takes a toll.

R57, all of which Black Americans *literally* have dealt with since 1619. And STILL they age better than white Americans or Europeans.

by Anonymousreply 163May 14, 2022 11:08 PM

Poor R154 was already looking long in the snaggle-tooth by age 9.

by Anonymousreply 164May 14, 2022 11:14 PM

R154, I try not to be racist, but that video someone posted of the two black guys with British accents was awesome. Black people with British accents are cool as anything.

by Anonymousreply 165May 15, 2022 3:41 AM

[quote]something about living in a climate that was always overcast. So I don't get this

You don't get that overcast = less sun damage and more humidity? Imagine what the Brits would look like if they had southern California weather there. 😬

[quote]Is the extra fat in me and my fellow Americans what's keeping us looking relatively younger

Yes. I like to call the lack of adequate body fat The Fassbender Effect. People without enough fat can't plump up their dermal cells as easily.

by Anonymousreply 166May 15, 2022 3:48 AM

[quote]I think the red face is genetic.

I've heard people refer to it as the Celtic Caul.

by Anonymousreply 167May 15, 2022 3:53 AM

Asians are lucky I must admit. They are always thin and youthful looking most of their life

by Anonymousreply 168May 15, 2022 4:00 AM

Genes. The fair skin and light hair ages poorly.

Plenty of cultures drink. It's not the drinking.

by Anonymousreply 169May 15, 2022 4:18 AM

It's because they all smoke from age 5.

by Anonymousreply 170May 15, 2022 4:20 AM

also they start drinking at age 10.

by Anonymousreply 171May 15, 2022 4:21 AM

More importantly, did I get banned from DataLounge?

by Anonymousreply 172May 15, 2022 4:42 AM

Yeah American blacks don’t know what the fuck to do with British blacks. They don’t see them as a ghetto hood rappin MFs. The whole Ebonics thing is thrown out the window. It’s like watching an Asian talk to an Indian

by Anonymousreply 173May 15, 2022 4:51 AM

[quote]Britain is vastly superior to America in every conceivable way. You know it, and you know we know it, which is why you hate us.

And yet countless Brits move to America the first chance they get and even give up their British citizenship!

Hell, even Prince Harry - a royal - ditched the shithole UK! What’s that say?!šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 174May 15, 2022 8:03 AM

Translation, please, R173?

Into Standard English, please, and thank you.

by Anonymousreply 175May 15, 2022 10:07 AM

[quote] American blacks don’t know what the fuck to do with British blacks. They don’t see them as a ghetto hood rappin MFs. The whole Ebonics thing is thrown out the window.

Hmmmmm...

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by Anonymousreply 176May 15, 2022 10:57 AM

R166 Maybe the terrible British weather makes them DEPRESSED which why they have no motivation to take care of themselves?

by Anonymousreply 177May 15, 2022 10:12 PM

Millie Bobby Brown is only 18 but looks 30!

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by Anonymousreply 178May 15, 2022 10:25 PM

R178 She has an unattractive face, too…..

by Anonymousreply 179May 15, 2022 10:32 PM

Their Queens demands it.

by Anonymousreply 180May 15, 2022 11:04 PM

[quote]Asians are lucky I must admit. They are always thin

You must not know many. I work with 2 chubby Okinawans and have worked with a fat Chinese gal, too.

by Anonymousreply 181May 15, 2022 11:05 PM

R53 You so missed the point. If your that lame-brained I won't bother trying to explain it to you.

by Anonymousreply 182May 15, 2022 11:15 PM

R178 Milly Bobby Brown looks 45 since she was 14

by Anonymousreply 183May 16, 2022 12:02 PM

R163 I don't think blacks age better. They have more disease than us. The dark skin attracts double the ultraviolet and cooks their skin .

by Anonymousreply 184May 16, 2022 4:22 PM

Who is ā€œusā€ you speak of, r184?

Because you’re not one of us. šŸ’…šŸ»

by Anonymousreply 185May 16, 2022 5:43 PM

My price just tripled.

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by Anonymousreply 186May 16, 2022 7:23 PM

I think you bitches are ALL beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 187May 19, 2022 8:58 PM

Does this have any implication for other organs functionality. Get em while they are young ay, I know they Breed young have responsible jobs and go to Spain and eat octopus and chips. Las vegas or Dubai of all places are considered A day out stag do.That stuff will age anyone.

by Anonymousreply 188May 20, 2022 3:23 AM
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