RHED Rocco Ritchie

At least, Lourdes put on some clothes.

What a relief.

Rocco still won't fuck you

Doesn't look like Madonna, but has inherited Italian features from her family.

I love Rocco, but those shoes are a bit too much. Bad 70s look.

Does the Rocco troll write for the Daily Fail?

@r4, they're very expensive shoes, but too twee for me

He is hideous. He’s also a midget. Gross.

Awwww….. such a cute little dandy!

How does he look 45?

"Unique paintings", code for "shit."

Pure nepotism.

Pretty normal despite having a deranged nymphomanic off her meds for a mother.

My first thought was he looked in his 40s.

He reminds me of someone…

In that last pic in the article, it looks like Vadge adopted a couple of really OLD people too. She's got QUITE a herd to deal with there. No wonder she's kooky.

I like and admire people who have their own sense of style.

He should be wearing platform shoes.

He's a perfectly normal height.

I don't like it and the only reason a young artist with mediocre talent is getting gallery representation and selling his paintings for five figures is because his mother is Madonna.

Yeah but the art world is commercial like that.

Huh I remember him being much fatter. He's not super hot or anything, but not completely unattractive, either.

He looks like a self-satisfied toad.

R19 Yes for a dwarf.

If he’s going to dress like that, he needs to show more flair for the rest of himself. The hair for starters. The face? He needs to use better products because the shine reflecting from the camera is going to blind someone.

The cut of that outfit is a big no, and so is the model.

He's the next Francis Bacon. So talented! What will he do next???!!!

I like his art work, it is indeed unique and unusual, he seems happy and satisfied doing it, seems like a rather normal guy considering his background. Also, his height is just right, I am 5' 4". lol He's still young trying to find his place in the world... :-)

I like his art.

He could be a really significant artist, he only lacks one thing: talent.

the angle of those photos combined with Rocco's small stature + velvet - all not very flattering. Looks like a circus midget ready to perform. He's been doing the dandy gangster look for years and generally I like it. I think he's handsome/cute/masculine abut also he seems GAY, too. Whatever.

R9 I would have said 43

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^ Anti-trans troll needs our attention 🙄

I saw him in the McDonalds on Amboy Road on Staten Island at three in the morning.

He seems somewhat normal considering his mama. He looks exactly like the dad. But he does look much older than 21 or whatever he is now.

R31

Well...

He is already aging badly. He'll be fat adjacent by 30 and a hog by 40.

[quote]How does he look 45?

Pub hopping with his British dad, and his mother sucking his soul away.

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^^ Am I a troll for posting that? I just wanted to share another Daily Fail feature on Rocco.

Why do people on this site continue to post things from DL, knowing DailyMail does not fuck with DL like that.

He's quite handsome and talented. And I like 'em short.

Quite fuckable:

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He's cute as hell. At least he's not trying to be a "singer" like his sis. His art is far from terrible.

His smugness is off the scale.

He looks like he's in his late thirties.

His new painting. Is he more open minded now? I am surprised that he actually painted homos

What does this do besides try on clothes all day?