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Fuck my brain out

My favorite GANGBANG CUMDUMP FAGGOT!!... Living and breathing for GAY PERVERTED SEX NON STOP... Naked all the time always ready for NASTY DICKS to wreck... destroy... plow... seed your FILTHY... GREDDY... SLUTTTY PUSSY FAG MANHOLE!!... That's the kind of DIRTY MANCUNT my WICKED DICK loves to dominate and make a sex slave at my service

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2022 3:53 PM

Is this a question or a statement?

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2022 6:37 AM

OP is a 14 year old ginger fat kid filling in a Mad Libs with all the dirty words she knows. He’s rubbing one out of his tiny mushroom cocklet right now thinking of how dirty he is and how much Daddy would punish him if he got caught.

by Anonymousreply 2May 13, 2022 6:47 AM

Are you typing with one hand or two?

Are you watching Lazzaretto?

by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2022 6:49 AM

r1 it is a statement, please work on your reading comprehension, dear.

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2022 6:49 AM

[quote] it is a statement…

It is a demand!

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2022 6:52 AM

Can you rephrase it in the form of a question?

by Anonymousreply 6May 13, 2022 6:55 AM

Well, at least the DL has one top.

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2022 6:56 AM

Works better as a personal ad in Backstage or Harper's

by Anonymousreply 8May 13, 2022 6:56 AM

I'm busy having a cup of Darjeeling in my caftan right now. Some other time, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 9May 13, 2022 7:12 AM

Erik, if you don’t calm down you’re going to lose your weatherman job at NY1. So get a hold of yourself girl.

by Anonymousreply 10May 13, 2022 8:00 AM

Is this the Unabomber’s missing chapter?

by Anonymousreply 11May 13, 2022 3:16 PM

OP, your poetry is so romantic and deep that it has reached the very depths of my soul. Your sensitive soul blossoms in every turn, every graceful fioritura and literary resource... Arcane symbolism, subtle allusion, dazzling metaphor and delicate simile fill everyone's eyes with wonderment as they move through your enchanting words! *sigh* I'm swooning!

People say that romance is dead, but you have just proven them wrong!

by Anonymousreply 12May 13, 2022 3:34 PM

Told you homosexuality was a mental illness. See OP for further proof.

by Anonymousreply 13May 13, 2022 3:36 PM

How's the weather in Wrigleyville, OP?

by Anonymousreply 14May 13, 2022 3:53 PM
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