Which male celebrity do you most want to see go full-frontal nude?

Jon Hamm's cock is the Hoy Grail for me. I would gladly pay good money for a ticket to a 10-minute show of him just walking out on stage and disrobing.

Robert Redford and Paul Newman -- around 1970 or so

^ Holy

Ryan Phillipe

Wayne Rooney. I bet it's massive.

Caitlyn Jenner

R4 I believe there are nude photos of Ryan Phillipe online.

Jacob Tremblay

The Little Lord Baby Jesus

Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty; for reasons as historical as prurient.

R4.....

James Corden

R6: hah! LOL.

Dana Andrews circa 1940.

Abe Vigoda

The sexy mechanic/maintenance guy from that horrible new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie with the ugly lez-looking cast.

Elliot Page.

Jason Bateman to satisfy my curiosity and long-term lust.

Rod Taylor

Uncut?

Andrew Garfield

Topher Grace

Aaron Tveit

Clint Walker

Noah Centineo

R18 Judging from this photo I'd say he's got a big one.

Oops..photo

Victor Webster or Jesse Metcalf

Henry Cavill

George Clooney, to humble him.

The two dudes from Supernatural.. Season 4

Robert Redford 1972

Chad Everett 1970

Robert Conrad 1968

Lex Barker 1953 Arlene Dahl said it was the biggest cock she had ever seen.

Johnny Depp...BEFORE he met Amber Heard and was ravaged by the booze and drugs. He was stunning.

[quote] Robert Redford

I've always imagined his nether regions to be covered in hair.

Bea Arthur

Britney's hot man, Sam Asghari. I'd pay to see it, too.

The Gronk

Bradley James and Colin Morgan (Merlin)

Timmy Chalamet

Jacob Elordi

River Phoenix

Jean Paul Belmondo

Chase Finlay, ballet dancer

Justin Trudeau

Daniil Medvedev

Robert Pattinson

Sam Kendricks, pole vaulter

Mario Mola, triathlete

Won Bin

Jon Ossoff

Conor Lamb

R1- If Mad Men had been originally shown on HBO instead of AMC there would have been a LOT more nudity including full frontal nudity , including Don Draper's COCK and BALLS

R37. Oh what a wonderful world that would have been.

I'd like Gronk too.

Ethan Wacker

You're welcome R22

Ryan Gosling

George Clooney. I believe he will do it before he gets too old.

Brendan Patricks aka Evelyn Napier on Downton Abbey

Here R25 The B&W Victor Webster ones are real

Or this

R43 he's already too old. He also has "small meat face" so I don't see it happening.

R22 and R39 - Gronk got caught full frontal in the locker room in the background during another player's interview a few years ago.

He's way in the back on the left. It happens very quickly.

Sadly, tiny meat.

R43 Clooney is more focused on producing and directing at this point. I imagine there will be some nudity shown in his documentary on Penn State and Gym Jordan.

Brandon Routh

[quote] Chad Everett 1970

He had the most beautiful, meaty ass on Medical Center.

Lee Majors in his prime.

I’d pay to leave the house and sit in a movie theater, if I had to, for Clive Owen.

Or would have several years back. I’m not current on what time may have done to him. I’m thinking of his “Croupier” years.

Asher Angel.

Kit Connor

Chris Meloni already went full frontal in OZ, but I would love to see him fully erect

Tom Wopat and John Schneider together during their Dukes of Hazzard days.

Luke Evans

Jesse Metcalfe please!!!

James Wolk

I wouldn't doubt Chris asked permission to get a hard-on, R56. He wasn't shy about spreading his cheeks.

Tony Dokoupil

I agree, R30. I think Robert Redford has a big, thick bush. I would have died and gone to heaven if he did in the 70s.

signor giorgio cloooney has some nerve doing a documentary on the subject matter of abusing young men.

Fernando Lamas -- Ethel Merman was pissed that his tight trousers were upstaging her

through in the other famous Latin of the era and beyond, Ricardo Montalban

Johnny Mathis -- who did pose for Playgirl, changed his mind and hasn't released the photos

R61 Chris Meloni would be so much fun to have sex with.

"throw in" that is

Paul Rudd.

Beto O'Rourke. I'll bet it's yoodge.

Porfirio Rubirosa

Tom Ellis, but only if he's cut.

Tom Ellis was dreamy on "Miranda"!

John Krasinski

Tyler Hoechlin

Bea Arthur and Jamie Lee Curtis. I want to know, once and for all.

Jon Hamm, young Warren Beatty, young Lorenzo Lamas, Rocco Ritchie

R53 I believe Clive was fully nude in his film Close My Eyes. He’s small.

Why doesn't Caitlyn do some elder porn. I'd watch. Anyone suggested this to her? Someone should have a word with Kris. They could together make a mint.

Mario Lopez. I'm sure it's rather girthy.

Abe Vigoda

Hal Linden when he was younger. Max Gail when he was younger.

Alexander Skarsgard

Joey Luft

Tom Noonan

R76, I’m not ready to give up my dream. I’m going to just go on in the belief that irrespective of size, the man knows what to do with what he’s got. He just has that look about him.

Tony Danza during the Who's the Boss days.

Peter Dinklage. Is it dinky?

Armie Hammer

Bruce Campbell

Randolph Mantooth ca. 1972

R89 - speaking of Randolph Mantooth - I think this is him sucking off Kevin Tighe in a very special episode of "Emergency".

James Van Der Beek, especially circa "The Rules Of Attraction". John Krasinski, Gronk, and ginger football player Andy Dalton.

R91 Regarding the Gronk, see R48. Prepare to be underwhelmed

Well 92, at least I got my wish I guess. "Underwhelming" is entirely accurate. At least he still has the nice body & personality.

Tony Dokoupil on CBS in the morning, beautifully hairy masculine manly man, strong man hands, he's just fine all over, highly intelligent, 40ish looks so delicious on him, Yum! Fantasy fucks are fun. ;-)

^^ a d he's Jewish, a find Jew, fine!

WWE edition

John Cena

Randy Orton

Roman Reigns

R90- A very PORNOGRAPHIC episode of Emergency!

Tom Brady said Gronk has a great cock. You can't see anything if that quick flash. I want to judge for myself.

Raul Castillo, because it's probably surrounded in dark hair.

I agree with R78 and second Mario Lopez. Would love to see that brown, uncut cock.

Victor Garber might have been cool to see, especially when he was younger.

I know George O'Brien did some nudes, but none of them were frontal that I've seen. This pic was on Twitter the other day - is it real? That's quite some pouch there.

Huey "I have to pay someone to unfold it when I piss" Lewis.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Tom Llamas and I want his cock to be fully erect

I've always imagined both Newman and Redford disappointing in that department. Like about 4 inches of disappointment.

Karl Lagerfeld, 2017

Nowadays, probably Henry Cavill. Or Ben Cohen in his professionally shot calendars, though we have sort-of seen the goods in that video leaked from his phone's potato camera.

All time, Ben Browder circa mid- to late-90s.

Graham Phillips

Ben Platt

Good news, R109

[R14} I second Dana Andrews but since he's no longer around I'd take a ringside seat to see Jon Hamm's swinging meat.

Thanks r111. Such a nice dong.

Pete Buttigieg

Bruno Mars and Peter Dinklage

OP I've seen Jesse Williams and am satisfied for now thank you

Matt Barr. Blonde pubes would be the bonus.

Gene Anthony Ray from his Fame days

James Wolk.

Another vote for the Hammaconda.

Victor Webster and his meaty intact cock

Victor Webster hardon pointing north, foreskin still covers half his dickhead.

R122 Those are fakes, you know.

John Reynolds from Search Party.

Maxwell Caulfield

Warren Beatty did some nude modeling in his youth.

Would love to see Brian Sims' cock and balls.

R126, that's not Beatty.

noah hathaway

Tim O'Tay

Hallmark Hall of Fame:

Luke Macfarlane

Peter Porte

Ryan Paevy

Trevor Donovan

Josh Kelly

Kevin McCardy

Travis Van winkle

Leslie Odom Jr.

R131 Hey, what about me?

No thanks Brandon, I’d rather see Nick Zano’s cock.

Ryan Guzman.

K3v!n C0stn€r

David Harbour

Holey Moley's Joe Tessitore and Rob Riggle. I think Tessitore has a monster bush and Riggle is hung as a horse.

It's a stupid-funny show where most people ending up in a giant swimming pool fully-clothed.

Where are you when we need you, Playgirl???

Jon Hamm

Now that I've seen Ryan Phillipe, I can die happy.

There are a few: The Rock, John Cena, Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Dominic West and yes, Mario Lopez.

The Buffalo Shooter Isn’t a ‘Lone Wolf.’ He’s a Mainstream Republican

Sorry, wrong thread.

Tyler Hochelin

Tyler Hoechlin

Stephen Amell

R103 Huey already showed us his meat in "Short Cuts." And yes, he was pissing.

I want leaks not shitty on-screen crap. Give us raw pix and video!

Frank Grillo.

Jesus, R149, have you been living under a rock?

Huey had a prosthetic penis in Shortcuts r147.

R151 Says who?

Careful what you wish for. I was certain that David Boreanaz had a thick, beer can size dick…until it was sadly disproven.

It's not a beer can, but I wouldn't turn him down.

Michael Phelps. We’ve seen the fakes. I need the real thing.

Max Greenfield

R125. You must be the only person on the planet who hasn't seen Maxwell Caulfield full-frontal nude.

Mahershala Ali

Sterling K Brown

Michael Strahan

Idris Alba

R157, I haven't. If a photo exists, post it or a link to it here.

Milo V

Jeremy Sisto

He was once in a production of Take Me Out. He was among those full-frontal in the shower scene. I wonder what his crotch looked like, sizable dick? low-slung balls? large thick bush? I wish I knew details.

R161, I saw Jeremy Sisto in Take Me Out. he had a huge, decadent dark bush and thick, fat balls and what appeared to be a fuzzy ass crack. Average cock, He was gorgeous.

R162, is it true that Jeremy Sisto is uncut?

R163, I don't remember seeing a foreskin. If he is, it might have been pulled back. I was so fixated on this huge bush during the era when manscaping was the rage that I didn't make a mental note.

Thanks for the info, R164.

R61, We need a reboot of OZ! ;-)

Maybe he won't be so shy about it this time around. We need some gay shower sex with Chris walking around with a raging hardon.

Matt Damon has ridden the goodwill toward his butt for long enough. He needs to show us faggots his cock.

Pass. That ship has sailed.

There are articles on how much one would have lost if they invested when Matt Damon did his irresponsible cryptocurrency ad.

Terry Crews

manu rios

Yes, Jeremy Sisto's penis is intact.

Character actor Peter Onorati. He was well-muscled and Italian hot. I could have spent a week with him and not tire out.

Macron, Colton Underwood, Hugh Jackman

Damn R173 He is smoking hot!

Jonathan Bailey

I second David Harbour.

Plus: Ethan Peck

SNL cock - Jason Sudeikis, Andy Samberg, Will Forte

Not now because he’s old, but I would've loved to have seen The Fugitive/The Client era Tommy Lee Jones nude. I think he did some nudity when he was younger, but I found him so hot around 1994.

These days it’d be Oscar Isaac, F1 driver Daniel Ricciardo, or (I hate myself for this) Miles Teller. He has such a douchey face and attitude that I know he’s got a big dick. I want to see it.

Karl Urban

Keith Urban

Last year's Indianapolis 500 winner, Brazilian Helio Castroneves

I'd be all over sports commentator and Holey Moley co-host, Joe Tessitore.

There used to be a Brazilian magazine, named "G" which featured well-known Brazilian soap opera stars, athletes and reality TV contestants. These guys went full-frontal and many sported erections.

Here's a sample of covers:

Jon Hamm, John Cena, Jake G, Ben & Matt, B. Obama, the male cast of "Chicago P.D." (All of them)

And I hardly think that 1/2 sec shot of Bronk gives him a rating of tiny peen. Jesus, this is a fucking tough crowd. Bring him forward when one of you queens gets to suck his cock (and you Know you're not the first so don't get so Cocky).

Cincinnati Reds first base man Joey Votto.

Forest Tucker

Gronk

Tom Brady

Brock O'Hurn

Joe Embid

[quote] Forest Tucker

Do you mean Forrest Tucker?

R183- Happy to know I’m not the only one who finds Joe Tessitore (and his faux-bromantic chemistry with Rob Riggle) incredibly sexy!

Shawn Mendes might as well take it all off. I don’t think his singing career is going to last.

Jensen Ackles probably has a really nice dick. I’d be interested in seeing it.

R188 Forrest Tucker allegedly had a huge cock. This has been the topic of many DL threads.

This picture tends to support the stories.

R184 - I wonder if Thiago Lacerda was ever featured - he's so hot!

R179 check out TLJ in "Black Moon Rising". The trailer is wonderful 1980s cheese.

R111.

[quote]Yes, Jeremy Sisto's penis is intact.

R172, did you see it in person?

RR144 sadly i don't think there is much to see.

[quote] Victor Garber might have been cool to see, especially when he was younger.

r101 I I heard from someone who knew him way back when that he's a big boy

Stephen Colbert

Joe Rogan.

Yes, he's an idiot, but I'd still like to see him naked and going down on himself.

Conor Lamb

Grant Gustin.

Drew Van Acker

Blade Thompson.

shawn christian, paul telfer, david james elliot, michale jai white, henry cavill, alan ritchison......

R204 Is there some other Blade Thompson who isn't a porn star?

james franco

Chris Isaak

[R206] No, I just want to see Blade as he is today.

Ansel Elgort, Shawn Mendez, Adam Driver

Same R153 - I was convinced he was packing, there's comments from some of the cast of Buffy that he used to frequently flash on set and I just assumed he was showing off a big slab of meat but it was very average. I would still fuck him but it was a disappointment.

R16 has good taste, that guy was hot (and the only highlight in the whole film, really).

I am not sure I could pick just one, I'd want to see:

Chris Evans (the leak wasn't full frontal, I need proper views) Chris Hemsworth (another one I think could be hung but even if it was average or small I think he's sex on legs) Henry Cavill Jason Momoa Dwayne Johnson

I want to see Marco Dapper's REAL penis.

Rafael Nadal

Matthew Beard, who plays psychiatrist/NJB in Vienna Blood.

Why, R82, it's not blue.

R214 at first glance I thought that was Bob Denver.

Harrison Burton

Tom Sturridge, particularly if he were sharing cocks with his friend Jake Gyllenhaal.

Phil Keoghan

Prince Harry, even with the Stilton cheese

Aaron Phypers - Denise Williams said it's the biggest cock she's ever seen.

R220, agreed. Despite everything else going on with him, I still think Harry is hot.

R221 Let's hear it for the boy!

Justin Timberlake

Patrick Warburton.

Matt Bomer. His nudes would be so breathtaking, so beautiful and erotic. The man is a work of art. I hope poses nude and shares with world.

I'll bet when he's sitting, r226, his dong hangs lower than his balls. It's just got to be as beautiful as he is.

I think so, R227. God, I want to that!

I don't think anyone's mentioned Matthew Goode yet. I'd love to put his full frontality in me deeply.

More Goode frontality.

R225 Patrick Warburton's already done full frontal.

Chris Christie

Miles Heizer and Connor Jessup

Nathan Owens

Ethan Hawke

Ari Melber. I've taken a long break from watching news TV channels. This would be a pleasant surprise.

R229, check out the 2003 film, "South of Granada". It was Matthew Goode's first film and he shows his cock in it.

Thanks, r237. Not easy to find so far, but I shall persevere.

I want to see NYC Mayor Adams nude.

Acted as a lead character in the first season of Sandition. Also, he played the ill-fated Kamal in the first season of Downton Abbey, who died in Mary's beds.

He has a nice treasure trail and hairy armpits. I'm curious what the treasure trail leads to.

Duh! It's Theo James. Damned dementia...

I second that emotion, R240!

Chris Hemsworth

Ward Bond, when young. I bet he had a giant cock to match his giant ass.

Glad to find some other Forrest Tucker admirers

Mark King level 42 when young

Jonathan Ross (he has a “baby’s arm” according to Gordon Ramsay)

George Raft

It used to be Wilford Brimley, but now it's too late.

Chris Cuomo.

Simon le Bon

You said celebrity not actor so: Trump, Putin, Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley, Mitch McDonnell - to humiliate them. I couldn't stomach seeing Ted Cruz.

For my own prurience: Macron, Princes William and Harry, Obama. Ari Melber. Tom Holland. Kodi Smit-McPhee

From FOX News: Pete Hegseth, Will Cain, Brian Kilmeade.

From Liberty Mutual commercials : Doug

R45 I’d forgotten how utterly gorgeous Victor Webster is. Just head-to-toe perfect. The partial frontals are great but DAT ASS makes me want to wank immediately! If gay men ran the world he’d be much more famous.

Jake Silbermann, Noah from As the World Turns.

Every January first, I check the inter webs to check if his career has sputtered to the point that he’s resorted to sex work in the form of video nasties.

Check the internet to SEE^

Kevin Costner, but since he's been in the news recently - Jim Sciutto

There are some truly vomit inducing names mentioned here. Especially the ones that are dead, and those whose heyday was 1972.

FIFTY YEARS AGO.

Saggy old man balls. Ew.

Anthony Recker, from behind.

Topher Grace

There are several pro-athletes that I'd like to see full frontal.

Actors? Eh. Maybe some swarthy type like Javier Bardem.

Tom Daley, Tom Holland, Chris Evans, Travis Van Winkle, Paul Rudd.

Back at the height of their beauty, James Spader, Rob Lowe (the shitty sex tape doesn't count), Robert Downey Jr., Alain Delon, Marc Porel, Al Pacino.

Armie Hammer and Henry Cavill.

Justin Trudeau:

Ansel Elgort. I just think he's hot and would probably go for it.

[R253] Jake Silbermann has a sex tape out there of him jerking off. He also cums in it. IGoogle it or go to Porn Hub. That's where I saw it. I think an ex posted it.

Ezra Miller

Trevante Rhodes

Beau Breedlove

Ethan Browne

Chalamet.

Thanks, r269. I didn't know Jackson Browne's son turned out so hot.

R271 no relation. Different Browne lol

Today, Aaron Tveit.

Oliver Jackson Cohen and Bradley Cooper

Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt.

Isn't he a Republican, R275?

We're talking about cock, not politics, lady.

Jonathan Silverman

Harry Connick

Tyler Lockett

Mark McKinney

Connor Jessup

Andy Cohen. Yum.

I'd love to see Shawn Mendes skinny dipping exposing his uncut penis and low hangers.

How do you know he's uncut? Beiber is Canadian and cut.

[quote]Oliver Jackson Cohen and Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper is FF in "Nightmare Alley"

I agree with R282 -- there's a good chance Shawn Mendes is cut.

Jack Black. I want to laugh and laugh and laugh.

Jonah Hill. I want to scream and scream and scream...

Are you Violeth Elithabeth r286?

John Wilkes Booth

Chris Evans

Robbie Coltrane - but too late now.

Pedro Pascal.

Shawn Mendes

John Legend

R285 his version of wap was by far the sexiest.

Dominic West. I would welcome the likely smegma.

NOT just full frontal nude, but full frontal erect!....

Dax Milne

Chalamet.

John Mayer

Harry Styles and that Louis Tomlinson guy from 1D

not just full frontal, but erect....

Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds and - from back in his prime - Ryan O'Neill.

Stuntman, creature actor, Brian Steele.

The Kilted Coaches, both of them

Idris Elba

Burt Mustin

I second Ben Browder circa late 90s early 00s.

Joey Bosa.

Jace Norman, Ross Lynch, Troye Sivan, Milo Manheim, Jack Dylan Grazer, Asher Angel, and Aydin Eyikan.

Abe Vigoda

shawn christian, paul telfer, not just frontal nude, but frontal ERECT....

Nikolaj Coster waldau

[R312] Nikolaj already has, and I hope for his sake that he’s a grower. Great ass though!

Miles Heizer

Figure skating champion Paul Poirier:

R288, Along with Lewis Powell.

Lewis Powell . . .

Francis X Bushman, Duke of Wellington and Herman Goering when he was young and hot.

Supermodel Garrett Neff, who still looks terrific at 38.

R329, He’s holding on.

Sada Thompson

Theo James

I'll need to see frontal and profile, both hard and soft.