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Chris Meloni Spreads His Legs

Yoga!

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by Anonymousreply 38May 12, 2022 10:00 PM

Yoga!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 11, 2022 12:57 AM

What a weird, sexy man. Those poor crew members look like they are forced to watch or risk getting dismissed.

by Anonymousreply 2May 11, 2022 1:00 AM

He has a weird-shaped head like Bert on Sesame Street.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 11, 2022 1:00 AM

Stop r3, that can't be unseen!!!

by Anonymousreply 4May 11, 2022 1:02 AM

Is he doing a James Cromwell? And an Emma Thompson?

Gluing himself to the road.

by Anonymousreply 5May 11, 2022 1:05 AM

It’s a good yoga pose for any gang bang bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6May 11, 2022 1:26 AM

Is he presenting hole to construction workers?

by Anonymousreply 7May 11, 2022 1:29 AM

Those straight men have a case for sexual harassment in the workplace.

by Anonymousreply 8May 11, 2022 1:30 AM

He's going to be very popular.

by Anonymousreply 9May 11, 2022 1:31 AM

Chris, No, Don't, not in public.

by Anonymousreply 10May 11, 2022 1:32 AM

The black woman in back looks repulsed.

by Anonymousreply 11May 11, 2022 1:35 AM

A recent DL review showed that 72.8% of the posts about Chris Meloni come directly from Chris himself.

It must be exhausting to always need to be the center of attention

by Anonymousreply 12May 11, 2022 1:40 AM

^And how did this magical review materialize? Out of your ass?

by Anonymousreply 13May 11, 2022 1:43 AM

I do love him,but this is rather cringey. Smacks of a deep thirst.

by Anonymousreply 14May 11, 2022 1:44 AM

That's embarrassing. Really.

by Anonymousreply 15May 11, 2022 1:45 AM

Oh, c'mon, you know that some of those construction workers would gladly tap that ass.

by Anonymousreply 16May 11, 2022 1:47 AM

Bitch stole my look.

by Anonymousreply 17May 11, 2022 1:48 AM

Meloni could be ready for an Oz reboot(y).

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by Anonymousreply 18May 11, 2022 2:53 AM

Sweet Jesus and Good God Almighty!

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by Anonymousreply 19May 11, 2022 3:04 AM

This was when he was Grand Marshal at the Columbus, Ohio pride march.

by Anonymousreply 20May 11, 2022 5:20 AM

My God that man is talented. R3, He does I agree but somehow he's still sexy.

by Anonymousreply 21May 11, 2022 5:28 AM

[quote]The black woman in back looks repulsed.

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by Anonymousreply 22May 11, 2022 5:34 AM

The black woman has a lot of facial hair!

by Anonymousreply 23May 11, 2022 6:04 AM

Seriously WTF is wrong with these people? Is this a form of mental illness?

by Anonymousreply 24May 11, 2022 6:26 AM

This whole thing is hilarious, this should be a DL classic 🤣

by Anonymousreply 25May 11, 2022 6:34 AM

That photo is classic!

Actors, man. I've been one of those poor souls standing there going WTF and waiting for the "star" to get their shit together so we could get back to filming. Such a crazy business.

by Anonymousreply 26May 11, 2022 11:42 PM

Exactly. They all have a look like they're thinking "Why didn't I get a job in insurance sales?"

by Anonymousreply 27May 11, 2022 11:52 PM

The construction workers are the special victims.

by Anonymousreply 28May 12, 2022 12:00 PM

R18 Chris Keller died in the series.

by Anonymousreply 29May 12, 2022 12:06 PM

He's the new spokesperson for the Make A Wish Foundation.

by Anonymousreply 30May 12, 2022 2:54 PM

[quote] He's the new spokesperson for the Make A Wish Foundation.

Insert wish in coin slot.

by Anonymousreply 31May 12, 2022 2:58 PM

Good for opening the Root chakra

by Anonymousreply 32May 12, 2022 3:26 PM

Well…

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by Anonymousreply 33May 12, 2022 3:28 PM

Chris can do whatever he wants...

by Anonymousreply 34May 12, 2022 3:30 PM

R33 what the fuck? Does he just hang out in Brooklyn all day in a speedo presenting hole?

by Anonymousreply 35May 12, 2022 3:53 PM

R35 If he did, I'd move to Brooklyn immediately. 🤤😈

by Anonymousreply 36May 12, 2022 8:18 PM

Are one of those orange cones supposed to be shoved up his butt?

by Anonymousreply 37May 12, 2022 8:26 PM

Any pics from the, uhhh, other direction?

by Anonymousreply 38May 12, 2022 10:00 PM
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