"Summer Pudding" -- that grotesque British creation
Desserts you would groan at if served at a dinner party
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 23, 2023 1:52 PM |
Sorry but that looks delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 10, 2022 8:44 PM |
R1, it is delicious and it is, as the name indicates, a lovely summer dessert. It requires no baking. It is particularly nice when served outdoors.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 10, 2022 8:47 PM |
Yea, that actually looks pretty good.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 10, 2022 8:47 PM |
My response is anything that is architectural or deconstructed. If I order and eclair, I want it to look like an eclair, not something designed by Mies van der Rohe.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 10, 2022 8:54 PM |
Blood puddin
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 10, 2022 8:56 PM |
Blancmange
Jello cubes
Pudding cups
Popsicles
Necco wafers; Pez; Circus peanuts
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 10, 2022 8:58 PM |
Dump Cake
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 10, 2022 8:59 PM |
It looks like a blood clot.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 10, 2022 9:02 PM |
Bananas Fosters
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 10, 2022 9:09 PM |
Anything with rhubarb in it.
Gag.
Also tiramisu. Wet cake. Blechh.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 10, 2022 9:13 PM |
R10 OMG I WANT TIRAMISU SO BADLY NOW!!!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 10, 2022 9:15 PM |
Do you guys saying the OP looks delicious know what that outside is made from? White bread. It's soggy white bread dropped in juice. It's disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 10, 2022 9:16 PM |
I love summer pudding. It's delicious, even if it is made with white bread.
Many of the most characteristic Britihs desserts--Eton Mess, banoffee pie--sound horrible but are just incredibly delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 10, 2022 9:16 PM |
It can also be made with brown bread 🤢
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 10, 2022 9:21 PM |
Sheet cake from a box mix with canned frosting. Awful.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 10, 2022 9:22 PM |
Or with homemade high quality baked bread
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 10, 2022 9:23 PM |
R12, I use brioche bread, but the fact that it is often white bread is irrelevant. It is simply a conveyor for the fresh berry juices. By the way, it isn't wonder bread. One is supposed to use pain de mie.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 10, 2022 9:26 PM |
[quote] One is supposed to use pain de mie.
Nope! British invention— intended to use up whatever garbage they had lying around.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 10, 2022 9:29 PM |
I think it looks great OP.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 10, 2022 9:56 PM |
It literally looks like an abortion plated up and ready to go!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 10, 2022 9:57 PM |
R19, haven't black people suffered enough?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 10, 2022 10:04 PM |
R23, Ted Cruz is writing a bill as we speak to ban that cake
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 10, 2022 10:04 PM |
[quote] It literally looks like an abortion plated up and ready to go!
It tastes worse though.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 10, 2022 10:04 PM |
R26, you are just a troll. How can fresh summer berries in their juices taste bad?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 10, 2022 10:21 PM |
Soggy bread is gag inducing. That thing looks ghastly, as the Brits say
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 10, 2022 10:22 PM |
That shit the OP posted is gross.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 10, 2022 10:34 PM |
Poached pears. IDGAF what anybody says. It's a disappointment.
Sorbet, fruit pops.
Trifle: whole bunch of soft ingredients piled up in a bowl. Tiramisu is better, but still ... soft.
Agree that the item at OP looks soggy and awful.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 10, 2022 10:46 PM |
Oreo cookies. Ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 10, 2022 10:47 PM |
You can also use stale cake to make summer pudding if you don't like the texture of wet bread.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 10, 2022 11:03 PM |
Slimer pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 10, 2022 11:05 PM |
molecular gastronomy desserts
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 10, 2022 11:20 PM |
Pie is my least favorite dessert. Of course, I still eat it, but I do groan if that's what I'm served.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 10, 2022 11:24 PM |
I think that Blackcurrant's not being widely available or popular in the US might influence the idea of how summer pudding tastes, if you made it with mainly strawberries or something similar it would be pretty bland and horrible. It works best with a mix of wild berries.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 10, 2022 11:24 PM |
R14's dessert is fabulous, my grandma used to make it.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 10, 2022 11:27 PM |
Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Mint ice cream is gross and frozen chocolate chips are hard and flavorless.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 10, 2022 11:27 PM |
Mine too, R38, until we told her some people called it "Sex in a Pan".
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 10, 2022 11:37 PM |
Any British dessert with the word pudding in it. Sticky toffee might be okay but I've never had it.
Savory ice cream
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 10, 2022 11:42 PM |
Spotted dick. I really can’t handle a dick at the end of a meal.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 10, 2022 11:48 PM |
OP, your lack of English skills indicate you should just eat what you are served.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 11, 2022 12:08 AM |
Maple Syrup Honey Brown Sugar Molasses Rice Krispie Log
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 11, 2022 1:05 AM |
Traditional English desserts are just gross. Sorry. I've tried several of them and they are all terrible. From plum pudding to sticky toffee to spotted dick.
Banoffee pie was the only one that was somewhat tolerable, but it's too sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 11, 2022 1:20 AM |
German chocolate cake. Why ruin good chocolate cake with that slop on top?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 11, 2022 1:22 AM |
Eton Mess
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 11, 2022 1:24 AM |
I've made summer pudding with blackberries, strawberries and raspberries. It was excellent. A lot of older recipes use stale or old bread--the right bread doesn't get mushy, but remains chewy, while the berry flavor is intense. I serve it with whipped cream--you can avoid eating the bread if you feel like it.
My dreaded desserts--cookies and cakes from the supermarket bakery. Particularly with that Crisco-y overly sweet, flavorless frosting.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 11, 2022 1:30 AM |
One- or two-day-old pound cake, sliced fairly thin, makes the best summer pudding I've tasted.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 11, 2022 1:35 AM |
R47 Banoffee Pie while claimed to be from the UK is relatively recent @1970 and isn't a good fit with our general food, creamy pies aren't common and bananas weren't available between 1939 and 1956.. it was stolen from somewhere else.
If a dessert is very sweet you can probably rule out a UK origin, my non British friends complain all of the time about the slightly sour notes in our puddings.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 11, 2022 1:42 AM |
Pruneaux pochés au fumet de cabillaud
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 11, 2022 1:44 AM |
I really like summer pudding and I make it with day-old potato bread—its tight-crumbed, tender texture and subtle sweetness made a perfect match for the berries. I've served this on the Fourth of July and make it in individual ramekins that get unmolded and served with lightly whipped cream. I think it's delicious.
One dessert I wish I liked but I don't is a baked apple. I find them utterly boring.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 11, 2022 1:47 AM |
Moist muffins
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 11, 2022 1:49 AM |
Now who in their right mind would serve moist muffins for dessert? Who, I ask?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 11, 2022 1:50 AM |
Nudle s mákem, egg noodles with poppy seeds, powdered sugar, and butter.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 11, 2022 1:57 AM |
Jell-O 1-2-3
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 11, 2022 2:09 AM |
Nilla vanilla wafers in vanilla instant pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 11, 2022 2:13 AM |
Sticky toffee pudding is delicious!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 11, 2022 2:21 AM |
Trifles are always a disappointment.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 11, 2022 2:28 AM |
They need to replace the bread with sliced angel food cake. It does look delicious
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 11, 2022 2:30 AM |
Watermelon. That's all I got.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 11, 2022 2:32 AM |
R63 You can use pound cake from the dollar store, it improves the texture for most people.
Just stick to fairly plain ones
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 11, 2022 2:34 AM |
R57, oh Dear God! That is nasty. Is that German?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 11, 2022 2:34 AM |
[quote]My dreaded desserts--cookies and cakes from the supermarket bakery. Particularly with that Crisco-y overly sweet, flavorless frosting.
I can't stand that type of stuff. The frosting on cheap grocery store cakes is made from crisco
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 11, 2022 2:36 AM |
If you are in a hot climate Crisco based icing is preferred so that it doesn't melt.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 11, 2022 2:38 AM |
Rice Krispie "treats."
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 11, 2022 2:49 AM |
Anything with raisins or coconut makes me want to vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 11, 2022 2:52 AM |
At Thanksgiving, pumpkin pie as the only option. Pumpkin pie is OK, but come on. Pecan pie is way better.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 11, 2022 2:56 AM |
Red velvet cake.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 11, 2022 4:32 AM |
I used to have a coworker who ate a package of Oreos and 2 liters of Dr Pepper every day. His teeth made it look like he always had a mouthful of peanut butter.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 11, 2022 5:04 AM |
Treacle tart
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 11, 2022 7:00 AM |
R68, there is no excuse for Crisco frosting. Better off with a poured-on icing, like the one used in Texas sheet cake, than that.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 11, 2022 7:08 AM |
Pancakes Barbara.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 11, 2022 7:37 AM |
Not really a dinner party dessert but even the smell of funnel cake makes me want to throw up. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 11, 2022 7:39 AM |
R72 I'm not sure how it tastes but that is a gorgeous looking dessert. Very elegant.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 11, 2022 7:40 AM |
UK here. Summer Pudding is rather fetishised by some people. It tastes great, but the texture feels like slop.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 11, 2022 8:15 AM |
Anything too overtly sweet and try hard, like Nutella Cream Pie with Oreo Crust or Pecan Mollases Choco chip cheesecake or those godawful milkshakes that have cake, candy, 3 different kinds of syrups, etc. In short, most american desserts.
Also supermarket bought cake. Eww.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 11, 2022 8:26 AM |
R31 Actually pears poached in red wine with a nice big dollop of fresh whipped cream is rather delicious. I agree with whoever said baked apple though.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 11, 2022 8:32 AM |
It's one thing to lack the taste to want to eat Summer Pudding yourself.
It's another to lack the good manners to serve a dessert primarily composed of soggy sliced bread to a guest.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 11, 2022 8:40 AM |
I'm not a fussy eater at all. Summer pudding is really one of the only desserts I wouldn't touch.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 11, 2022 8:48 AM |
I love a good baked apple.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 11, 2022 8:50 AM |
Flourless chocolate cake.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 11, 2022 12:17 PM |
I like all desserts mentioned here.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 11, 2022 12:26 PM |
Carrot Cake. UGH
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 11, 2022 12:59 PM |
cheesecake
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 11, 2022 1:00 PM |
I like the idea of this cake r72 but I'll recreate it as a cheesecake and flavor the black part as chocolate with a lil black food dye added for the color.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 11, 2022 1:11 PM |
Freida Claxton, is that you?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 11, 2022 1:11 PM |
"Spotted dick. I really can’t handle a dick at the end of a meal."
That's why it's just called "dick" when it goes in but is spotted when it comes out.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 11, 2022 1:15 PM |
Little Debbie owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 11, 2022 1:20 PM |
Tiramisu and Costco cookies
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 11, 2022 1:26 PM |
Fat Lady Jennifer Paterson mad a tomato filled version of Summer Pudding. Delectable.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 11, 2022 1:33 PM |
Any of those store bought frozen pies or cakes: Marie Callendar, Edwards, Sara Lee, Pepperidge Farm, etc.
Although some frozen Trader Joe's versions might be acceptable but not ideal.
Full disclosure: once upon a time many moons ago I would devour a Pepperidge Farm Coconut Cake, not fully thawed and still slightly cold but I can't even fathom that now.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 11, 2022 1:42 PM |
Tiramisu - the mascarpone (and possibly cream) MUST be fresh and Italian quality, from healthy cows, not American hormone disasters. The eggs MUST be flavorful eggs from healthy free range farm chickens. The coffee should be an Italian roast of arabica, dark and OILY. The recipe is based on the fundamental basic rich earthy fatty flavors of these ingredients. When they are impeccable, the Tiramisu is delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 11, 2022 1:44 PM |
Who even eats dessert?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 11, 2022 1:50 PM |
Anything with marshmallows
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 11, 2022 1:55 PM |
OP’s bussy.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 11, 2022 1:59 PM |
If you remove flour, eggs and milk from making a cake, at what point does it stop being cake?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 11, 2022 2:10 PM |
Can they laser print an entire cake yet? Not just the frosting. The cake too.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 11, 2022 2:16 PM |
I'm sorry to say this but, I do not like Ambrosia. My former sister-in-law made it with marshmallows. mandarin oranges, coconut flakes and, I'm not sure if it was mayo or sour cream, but yuck!
The Ritz Apple Pie which is not made with apples at all! Has anyone made it or tried it? Other than REAL Apple pie, I don't care for fruit and pies at all.
One year, my coworkers got me a birthday cake with that disgusting strawberry and banana glop in it. When I didn't eat any, I had to explain to my coworkers that I didn't like the filling. They said just scrape out the filling. Uhm, no. the glop has already infiltrated the cake! Plus it had whipped cream frosting. It was disappointing because I had a list of my coworkers' favorites cakes so that, when their birthdays came, I ordered what they liked. They didn't do the same for me. :-(
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 11, 2022 2:19 PM |
Did you stomp back to your cube in a hurt and indignant huff, to light your one votive-sized Diptyque patchouli candle to block out those tasteless plebeians?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 11, 2022 2:26 PM |
O/T but I read recently a guy sued his company for having a birthday cake for him when he asked them not to. He had anxiety issues and they ignored his request. He won the case. I hope this sets a precedence and companies begin to phase out this birthday party/bridal and baby shower personal crap. AFAIK, European offices don't engage in this forced nonsense.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 11, 2022 2:43 PM |
Back in the 70s my mother would make sherry cream log as a special treat. Choc chip cookies dunked in fine sherry and smothered in whipped cream with grated chocolate on top. Surprisingly good - you can take it down market too. Just use Pennywise Bourbons and Asda peach schnapps or, at a pinch, Winalot and stout. Can't beat a British pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 11, 2022 2:43 PM |
R106 Did she set it aflame at some point too?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 11, 2022 2:45 PM |
The only way to stop Brits eating awful desserts is to tell them they'll catch the trans from it.
Starting with R106.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 11, 2022 2:45 PM |
[quote][R106] Did she set it aflame at some point too?
With gasoline hopefully.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 11, 2022 2:46 PM |
Back in the 70s, my mother would make something that I loved but haven't had in many years. I bet some of you have had this.
She would layer Stella D'oro Anisette Sponge Biscotti in a rectangular baking pan (at least 13 x 9"). Then she would prepare a box of cooked chocolate pudding and pour it (while still hot) over the biscotti. Then she would add another layer of biscotti over that and then prepare a box of cooked vanilla pudding and pour it over the second layer of biscotti. This would then be covered with cling film and be refrigerated for several hours or overnight. Then she would cover the whole thing with Cool Whip. I absolutely loved this. If you decide to try it, be sure to get the sponge Stella D'oro Anisette SPONGE not the Anisette TOAST.
Were I to make it now, I think I might change the Cool Whip for real whipped cream, but the Cool Whip does hold up longer in the refrigerator.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 11, 2022 2:56 PM |
I'm thinking I would feel this way if my trannie friends put this out.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 11, 2022 2:59 PM |
[quote] I'm sorry to say this but, I do not like Ambrosia.
I'm Southern and I agree, I have never understood why people like Ambrosia.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 11, 2022 3:03 PM |
Perhaps the sweet, nasty English desserts is what led to their national teeth problem.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 11, 2022 3:05 PM |
Is Waldorf salad a dessert?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 11, 2022 3:05 PM |
R113 According to recent studies the Brits have better teeth than the US.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 11, 2022 3:08 PM |
NHS covers dental. Thanks Obama, for diddly squat.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 11, 2022 3:09 PM |
[quote] Is Waldorf salad a dessert?
No, it is not a dessert. It is tasty, however.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 11, 2022 3:53 PM |
Pancakes Barbara looks like something a child would concoct.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 11, 2022 6:39 PM |
Pancakes Barbara is the breakfast version of ants on a log.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 11, 2022 6:43 PM |
[quote]Blood pudding
Despite its name, blood pudding, also called black pudding, is not a dessert. It's a kind of sausage.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 11, 2022 6:45 PM |
R120 Which makes it even more horrible to be served as a dessert!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 11, 2022 6:47 PM |
Lot of things are called pudding in the British Isles that aren't pudding at all.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 11, 2022 6:48 PM |
Blood pudding is called pudding because the blood is steamed before used to fill the sausage casing.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 11, 2022 7:12 PM |
Bananas Foster is delicious by itself, but unfortunately they serve it on top of vanilla ice cream; the ice cream melts, and it all becomes a soupy mess. Instead they should serve it on top of some simple cake or pastry.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 11, 2022 7:17 PM |
I love summer pudding! You don't really see it as soggy bread when you're eating it because the main part is the berries. Plus it's usually served with a big dollop of whipped cream.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 11, 2022 7:55 PM |
I am now craving summer pudding. The ones I have had have never had soggy, slimy bread. The blackcurrants and raspberries give it a really tart taste. I hate overly sweet desserts. My grandmother used to often make this.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 11, 2022 8:02 PM |
Bread pudding! Especially with raisins!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 11, 2022 10:28 PM |
R118 But, I love the plate. It looks just like the everyday china I grew up with.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 11, 2022 10:35 PM |
Yeah, bread pudding is disappointing. It became so very popular for a while. I think it would probably be better as a savory dish, like Thanksgiving stuffing with lots of browning / crunch on the top. The way most people make bread pudding is really soft throughout.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 11, 2022 10:40 PM |
Chrissy Metz is even disgusted with some of these fat whores.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 11, 2022 11:08 PM |
Just have berries and creme and forget the soggy wet bread.
There's absolutely nothing more vomit inducing than eating wet bread.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 11, 2022 11:17 PM |
Tiramisu…it’s an overdone caricature of a real dessert…unspeakably tacky
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 11, 2022 11:40 PM |
Italian cheesecake. It's mealy, I don't like it.
I want my creamy, smooth cheesecake.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 11, 2022 11:42 PM |
If you don't like bread pudding, you never had it done well. My mom makes it with walnuts, not raisins, and serves it with whipped cream and dulce de leche caramel. One of my absolute favorite desserts.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 11, 2022 11:44 PM |
[quote]Poached pears. IDGAF what anybody says. It's a disappointment.
Someone has never enjoyed my delicious Baked Pears Alicia!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 12, 2022 12:22 AM |
Never cared much for bread pudding until I had it with chocolate chips instead of raisins and whisky sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 12, 2022 1:32 AM |
Flan
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 12, 2022 1:35 AM |
^ I love a good Caramel Flan!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 12, 2022 3:02 AM |
If summer pudding ends up with a wet bread texture then you haven't prepared it far enough in advance. If it's done 2 days before the bread pretty much dissolves
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 12, 2022 3:03 AM |
To all the bread pudding haters out there(and I realize your name is legion): I follow Maida Heatter's recipe to the letter with the addition of some cinnamon added to the sugar that goes on top just before the pudding is baked. This recipe is long(especially when preparing a triple-sized one as I always do) involved and can be a PITA(sometimes just finding the bread is a scavenger hunt), but the results are worth it, always a hit at the community Christmas dinner I attend each year. Much with the schlag when you serve it, please, as a custard sauce is painting the lily since the pudding itself is very egg-y.
My groaner would be any sort of pavlova, since I do not care for meringue desserts at all, either crunchy or marshmallow-y( shudder.....)
I've had Summer Pudding a number of times and the quality is variable. Since there are no flavorings added(usually) the quality of the ingredients is crucial. Three things can kill it:
#1 The bread. As noted above a pain de mie, challah, brioche or other fine-crumbed bread is essential so the result isn't an ooze-y mess. The pudding needs some structure to hold itself together and not collapse once it is unmolded.
#2 The strawberries. These can make or break the filling. Using underripe berries, such as those with a large white core, greenish or white "shoulders" or ones that have no aroma is a mistake. If that's all you can find simply omit them and up the other berries to get the required amount. The raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, currants, etc. which you use are invariably good.
#3 Butter. Some recipes call for butter, so splurge for the best you can find. Consider the European-style imported ones.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 12, 2022 3:34 AM |
[quote]My groaner would be any sort of pavlova, since I do not care for meringue desserts at all, either crunchy or marshmallow-y( shudder.....)
Ditto.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 12, 2022 6:16 AM |
bundt cake
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 12, 2022 7:18 AM |
Twinkies
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 12, 2022 7:23 AM |
I’m from the U.K. and I’ve never heard of summer pudding in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 12, 2022 7:26 AM |
[quote] If summer pudding ends up with a wet bread texture then you haven't prepared it far enough in advance. If it's done 2 days before the bread pretty much dissolves
You’ve somehow managed to make it sound even worse.
Brava
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 12, 2022 7:33 AM |
r146 I like the pineapple/cherry one.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 12, 2022 11:26 AM |
R131 Old schoolboy joke. “What's the difference between Fanny Craddock and a long-distance runner? One's a pant in the country, the other's a cunt in the pantry.” Guess you had to be there.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 12, 2022 11:47 AM |
Summer pudding looks like biohazardous medical waste.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 13, 2022 1:14 AM |
R138 sounds a bit sus with the flan hate. Flan is a Latino staple. But there's a french version that sounds more sophisticated and European: Crème Caramel. I'm sure she would like that dessert...
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 13, 2022 4:08 AM |
R151, since I love Tres leches, you'd be wrong about the reason I dislike flan
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 13, 2022 5:11 AM |
Yule logs out of season.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 13, 2022 5:12 AM |
[quote] [R138] sounds a bit sus with the flan hate. Flan is a Latino staple. But there's a french version that sounds more sophisticated and European: Crème Caramel. I'm sure she would like that dessert...
What a presumptuous thing to say.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 14, 2022 5:00 AM |
Lots of people don't like custards--too eggy for them--it's a big jump to assume that it's because of a cultural bias.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 18, 2022 12:39 AM |
Any kind of "pizookie" with ice cream on top. So basic.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 18, 2022 1:01 AM |
[quote]r12 Do you guys saying the OP looks delicious know what that outside is made from? White bread. It's soggy white bread dropped in juice. It's disgusting.
I’ve never heard of this dessert before.
I don’t know how I feel about it. It seems like ladyfingers or something other than just… plain white bread would be more interesting. But England’s never been renowned for its cooking.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 18, 2022 1:01 AM |
Anything with Cool Whip, especially served by someone who pronounces it like Stewie.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 18, 2022 1:05 AM |
[quote]R31 Trifle: whole bunch of soft ingredients piled up in a bowl. Tiramisu is better, but still ... soft.
You’d like Paula Deens!
I was channel surfing one day and say her making a “trifle”… with chocolate cake, fudge sauce, whipped cream, and BROKEN UP CANDY BARS.
I watched in horror, murmuring[italic]”That’s not a trifle… that’s NOT a trifle…!”
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 18, 2022 1:10 AM |
Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups fresh sweetened with 1/3 cup sugar whipped cream / 3 bars broken into pieces toffee candy bars / 1/2 cup coffee liqueur / 1 box (for a 9x13 cake, prepare as directed) chocolate cake mix / 1 (4 oz) bar German chocolate / 1/2 oz unsweetened chocolate / 8 tablespoons butter / 3 cups powdered sugar / 1 2/3 cups evaporated milk / 1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla
Directions: Prepare cake according to package directions. Pour into a 9 x 13-inch pan. Cool thoroughly. Pierce holes over the entire top of the cake with a fork. Pour coffee liqueur over the cake, allowing it to soak in. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate at least 3 hours. In a glass trifle bowl, layer ingredients beginning with a one-inch layer of cake, 1/4 of the fudge sauce, 1 candy bar, and 1/4 of the whipped cream. Repeat layering 2 more times ending with candy bar and fudge sauce. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Left over cake can be frozen.
Cook’s Note: Assemble the trifle shortly before serving or it will get soggy.
Hot Fudge Sauce: Melt chocolate and butter in saucepan over very low heat. Stir in powdered sugar, alternating with evaporated milk, blending well. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly. Cook and stir until mixture becomes thick and creamy, about 8 minutes. Stir in vanilla; serve warm.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 18, 2022 1:13 AM |
No desserts with Cool Whip or instant pudding ever. Nothing with canned fruit. If ice cream is involved, it must be premium or why bother? My theory is that people who hate carrot cake associate it with their boomer parents. If you don't like custards or vanilla, you probably won't like bread, tapioca or rice pudding.or anything filled with pastry cream.
I think key lime pie is the perfect dessert because it's tart yet decadent.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 18, 2022 7:53 AM |
I put berries and their juices on angel food cake sometimes (and strawberry shortcake is basically American biscuits with strawberries on top) but you have to put the berries on just before serving so it's not too soft. Putting it on white bread instead of cake? Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 18, 2022 8:08 AM |
American pudding is not something to be proud of.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 18, 2022 8:38 AM |
I don't eat dessert or enjoy baking, so if I'm entertaining I just buy something from a local bakery. Better to leave it to the experts.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | May 18, 2022 10:53 AM |
Anything that involves meringue. I can't stand meringue. I think it was because my mother's was so awful.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 18, 2022 11:02 AM |
All of the eggy desserts: meringue, custard, Oeufs au Neiges, etc. UGH
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 18, 2022 11:10 AM |
Fudge, well packed fudge.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 18, 2022 12:27 PM |
I do hope the groaning on this thread is done internally and not outwardly to your host(ess).
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 18, 2022 5:10 PM |
ANY chocolate that is not the finest Swiss chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 18, 2022 8:01 PM |
[quote]ANY chocolate that is not the finest Swiss chocolate.
Are you Greg?
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 18, 2022 8:10 PM |
No, I am not.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 18, 2022 9:40 PM |
The trifle I once tried to make ended up looking like a punch bowl of vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 18, 2022 11:13 PM |
It's never a good idea to form opinions of American cuisine by dining at Golden Corral,
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 22, 2022 9:20 AM |
That spotted dick is usually served straight from a tin. Rings and all.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 23, 2023 1:39 PM |
S'mores or anything with marshmallows in it.
Marshmallows is the only "food" I despise.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 23, 2023 1:52 PM |