Madonna Announces She’s Turned Herself Into An NFT Robot

Video.

NY Times.

Madonna threw the first brick at Stonewall, you ungrateful gays!

WTF?

lol.

^she threw it at some gay dude whose dick she had been trying to suck all night long. He finally told her he wasn’t into trans guys or grannies.

Shit coming out of her vagina.

This can’t be real. I mean, it actually is not real, so there’s THAT.

She must be fucking with us.

If she’s doing this for anything other than attention and a laugh, I haven’t a clue what to say.

OK, I read her post. Seems like she’s doing this for charity.

Yeah, it’s odd, but she’s just attempting to relate to the current times we live in.

This doesn’t make her nuts, in its actual context.

R7 Not the first time shit has come out of her vagina..

r7 Alrighty then. Here is something objectively less disturbing to cleanse thine eyes.

You are welcome.

For charity. Riiiight. A nice big tax break and something to get attention. Why does it always have to be about sex and her vagina with her? Also, she hasn’t posted one thing about Roe v Wade on social media. She’s had how many abortions, and I’m not talking about her music.

Her "mother" and "creativity" rhetoric is so vacuous. Too bad she can't simply make some club bangers.

This is serious mental illness.

R7 That is absolutely revolting.🤮

That's a hell of a yeast infection, Madge.

So she actually posed nude for them? Yikes.

MADONNA = Genius

MADONNA = Avante Garde

MADINNA = Earth Mother

^^MADONNA^^ lol

MADONNA = Provocateur

MADONNA = Divalicious

M A D O N N A

Alaska Thunderfuck did it better in "Anus."

Always a day late Madge. NFT's are so last week.

MADONNA = Queen of Pop

So she shits out of her pussy?

Now you know what her vagina currently looks like.

Ugh.

I'm on the cutting edge, y'all!

Fucking YAWN

Are those moths flying out of Madge’s vage?

Ok, I'm a Pagan feminist granola, into all that Earth mother stuff, and even this is too far for me.

Ah yes. Madonna The Artiste who gave birth to all of existence from her goddess vagina.

This woman is so out of touch with reality and so far up her own ass that it's more excruciatingly painful to watch than Emily in Paris.

She's entered her Orlan period.

If only she had saved some Basquiat splooge, she could turn that into $$$$$$$$$$.

For real, tho

Imagine if some famous 63 year old man did this. Imagine if any man did this. There would be mass hysteria! He'd be pilloried!

^ Well, we're pillorying her here, so there's THAT.

"Madonna, if a tree came out of your schmundie, what kind of a tree would it be?"

Madonna is my muse

She and Sinead and Roseanne could be on Big Brother!

Pamela Sue Anderson was in the Bulgarian version - as well as the UK, German and Indian versions.

The mother of re invention. So cutting edge, so relevant of the times. I love u Madonna swoon*

lol.

I'm sure there are many, many things growing in her vagina, but plants they are not.

She sexualizes everything and that’s pathetic at 63 years old.

She suffers from arrested development.

“Stop it Mother, you’re embarrassing me!”

So this is how she's going to die? By a tree ripping through her vagina? I guess it's meant to be.

"All right, Mr Beeple, i'm ready for my closeup" *spread legs*

Buy the Madonna NFT to Defeat The Evil and Duplicitous Trans!!!

Someone asked if the tree was growing out of her or if she stuck it in. lol

Is it bad that I want her to be assassinated at this point? As a fan, I'm not sure I can even listen to her older music anymore.

Oh, well... At least we can say that the creature on the NFT doesn't look any more artificial and plastic than the actual... Thing.

Beeple is a major player in digital art, and his work is truly bizarre and often very funny.

He sold an ndt for something like $275 million dollars — think it was last year.

Nft^^^

R50 And she didn't even have to read the Necronomicon to make it happen.

R7 When I saw the bugs coming out of Madge's badge all I could think of was this.

Madonna in a Human Centipede remake?

Badge?

R61 Vadge. Fucking autocorrect.

Oh sweet Jesus. Whatever next.

🎶”Come on, Girls! Do you believe in menopause? ‘Cuz I’ve got something to say about it… and it goes something like this…”

Can this moron go two days without drawing attention to her vagina? I can't believe I used to be a defender of this idiot. So artistic, a tree sprouting from one's vagina! My, so deep and real!

So we can now buy a Madge Vag’ Badge?

3-D scanned? I doubt she sat back nude with her legs spread wide open while a laser scanned her. The face looks nothing like her and her body isn't that thin.

Looking at the tread title in the DL sidebar, it's showing as "Madonna Announces She’s Turned Herself In". I was hoping that she was being arrested for improper use of Instagram filters.

Ugh!

Well, this will certainly be the very last time i ever partake in weed then click on a Madonna link. Nope, that's enough. Alien crotch critters crawling out of that archeology site she calls a vagina is my line in the sand. Sorry that it's NY Post: '. Starved for attention, five days ago Madge tweeted at Pope Francis and asked if they could meet to discuss her “blasphemous behavior.” The pontiff, knowing ancient Latin texts are more interesting, didn’t reply. He Holy Ghosted her.

The woman who burned crosses in music videos is begging for the Vatican to condemn her. Sad.

Desperately Seeking Relevance

Her fans are all screaming ageism and misogyny, how articulate she is, and how they don’t understand art.

She’s still wearing the grillz. lol

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

This whole thing is giving ‘Out Of The Silent Planet’...

I can’t with this bitch anymore.

This old bitch makes me laugh! I love that Madge is completely and hopelessly batshit.

[quote] Starved for attention, five days ago Madge tweeted at Pope Francis and asked if they could meet to discuss her “blasphemous behavior.” The pontiff, knowing ancient Latin texts are more interesting, didn’t reply. He Holy Ghosted her. The woman who burned crosses in music videos is begging for the Vatican to condemn her.

That is typically 12th House stellium behaviour, though. We tend to have an erratic, fraught relationship with matters of spirituality and faith, especially with Uranus/Mercury/Pluto in the 12th as Madge's chart boasts.

The 12th House notoriously entails an obsessive and unending fascination with God(s)/spirit/Source/metaphysics/the next life, and with the differences between dogma and true devotion, but lacks the firm grounding to incorporate and use knowledge or notions acquired about the subject in any way that benefits this earthly plane. It's like living in a state of having one foot on the ground in this world, but the one dangling in space looking for a step down or up to the next world (that may or may not exist). Probably doesn't help either that she's on this search in part to seek and reclaim her mother/sense of motherhood, too (she has her natal Moon in the 1st House, perhaps the most annoying, egotistical and unhelpful place for a natal Moon to inhabit).

Whatever you think of astrology, this really would explain so much about Madonna Louise.

Wake me up when the headline reads, "Madonna Announces She's Turned Herself In"

NEXT STOP- Mae West!

From a distance it looks like a tangle of green fumes.

It's way more interesting than the Madame X shtick. I like her best when she's not singing.

She has lost her fucking mind. She is unrecognizable from the Madonna of years ago.

R83, I remember there was a point in the 00s where she gave an interview expressing her discomfort at the idea of plastic surgery and the idea of knives in her face. I guess knives are a fetish for her now then?

[quote]I guess knives are a fetish for her now then?

Well it all starts just just a little tweak here and a little tweak there…

R85, yup. It started off minor and you could see the results in the early 10s but she looked great. By Rebel Heart, she was hooked on fillers. And now, she's a blowup doll.

It’s funny, no one really is paying much attention to this. People have moved on from Madonna and she, being the idiot she is, thinks that SEX will bring them back to pay attention to her.

[quote]From a distance it looks like a tangle of green fumes.

Or a geyser of green vomit.

How you plebeians fail to recognize this artful recreation of a virgin sacrifice is beyond me.

My cooter itches just looking at her, y’all.