🚨Prince Harry Bitch Tits Spread in the Daily Mail🚨

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Pig, ginger pig

Why does he need sunscreen under his shirt?

Not at his best, but I still would.

He needs sunscreen on top of his BALD HEAD!

Ooh, you can just tell by his poses how MANLY he thinks he is! Bless his little heart.

I wonder if Meghan still rims his sweaty arse?

BUMP

Not only is this the headline story, I just got a news alert about it!

Boob disease

Aging quickly

Waiting for his onlyfans

He starts doing the can-can at eight!

ewwwwwwwwwww he's hideous.

A selection of Daily Mail comments:

He's so dim that when the duchess was screaming at him to grow a pair, he didn't understand which half she meant.

Did he win a B 'cup' at the polo?

I wonder if they put some sunscreen on his bald head?

He is like a bag of vanilla pudding

How very UN-royal for a *Duke* to expose his breasts and nipples.

Megan knows she's married the breast Prince.

Nice jugs

Wow, his hair loss has really accelerated! He's awful. Hope he actually grows up some day.

Yeah, he’s losing his look, bit i also still would as well. And the bitch tits actually help.

[quote] And the bitch tits actually help.

^ Ewwwwww

They’re called PECTORAL MUSCLES, mama/OP. And every in-shape man has them!

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Inbred.

Josh Hawley's pectoral muscles are perky.

The Prince's tits are flabby.

The tits are fine, it’s the big bald spot that bums me out.

Being bald is going to ruin whatever decent looks he had.

I second R5 and R13's sentiments.

Oh good. At least we can laugh about it here instead of being scolded for BODY-SHAMING.

R16 the conservative Daily Mail hates Harry and Meghan?

I hope Meghan can talk him into a hair transplant. I don't know why the royals are so insistent they age naturally. Perhaps it's part of the Pact.

I don't think that's fat at all, the shirt is just pressing his pec muscles down? You guys seem to have no idea how real bodies work

I'm pretty sure he sported a wiglet for awhile there, as well as pboto-edited his visage, but it's clear he thinks he looks good as is.

He's not the UK's answer to Aaron Schock in the body department, that's for damn sure.

Harry has some nice titties.

Uk tabloid source. Take it as given. Gossip that's alleged. KP aides are having a major major meltdown. News is going to drop about the Cambridges being sent elsewhere for the Jubilee. Tabloid staff getting inundated with furious phone calls and Emails. Tabloid staff are cracking up.

R29 yeah it doesn't look like fat to me either. The DM hates him though which is why they undoubtedly love that photo.

I'm guessing the average bodyfat percentage represented here is what? 35%? 40%?

R35 you wish

Quite big tits

Is Harry Lilibet's wet nurse??

Clearly, he thinks he’s hot. LOL.

His California life really went tits up, didn't it?

The shadow between the titties is clearly photoshopped. To make them look worse. Another lawsuit looming.

He's breastfeeding his young, that's all! Lay off!

R33 is going to have us all arrested by "government sources" for discussing Harry's tits. The news will then drop (according to a tabloid source) that Harry was body shamed, and used as a cover-up story to distract from a report that William sent back an over cooked steak (he asked for medium rare, closer to rare) at a sleazy new restaurant owned by a war criminal, and part time flamenco dancer. It's currently blowing up all over the internet!

Meet the patron of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!

Harry was chosen as the new royal patron of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee, beating out both Kate, and Meghan in a stunning upset decision.

R33 do you post here during Occupational Therapy on the psych ward?

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits in a nice polo shirt.

I'd suck those teets

He can certainly afford to regrow his hair. I can’t believe he didn’t try it.

Willy had that horrific hair clot situation for a long time until he finally relented and shaved it off. Harry needs to follow suit. It looks like a botched abortion plopped on his noggin.

He really should get a hair transplant. Elon Musk had his done in the early 2000s and it looks pretty good. Imagine what they can do today.

[quote]Aging quickly

It's what the Brits do, especially Royals.

His body peaked in Vegas.

I know a lesbian who would go to town motorboating those.

His body looks pretty good based on the rest of the photos. He definitely needs to do something about the hair loss though.

Hazbeen may want to consider shaving his head or cutting his hair very short. His current style just accentuates his mess on top.

If he shaved his head he would be accused of copying William.

#42 is correct. We discovered quite by accident that Harry could nurse.

He used to be good looking. I thought meg had him doing yoga and on California health diet. It must not be working since they both seem to have packed on the pounds

His eyes have become closer together as he has aged. How the hell does that happen?

On the off chance that Montecito has a Target...

Roided-out, fleshly tits, curvy body. And imagine that dong dipping in sMEGs's vag. EWWWW. I can't.

He needs to start not skipping leg day. ASAP.

[quote] He can certainly afford to regrow his hair. I can’t believe he didn’t try it.

The members of the British royal family do not have cosmetic surgery nor do they take medicines for hair supplementation. It's just not something they do. They do not see themselves as Hollywood stars, nor do they see themselves as gay men (who do those things because they emulate Hollywood stars).

I will never understand why Dataloungers cannot get over this.

[quote]I know a lesbian who would go to town motorboating those.

He could have entered those at the hilarious competition at MichFest where they see who can carry the most cheeseballs under their droopy tits!

Prince on the land!

I wonder if he and Meghan are the same cup size?

You clearly don't know what 'bitch tits' are OP. Harry looks damn fit there. He's gotten lightly beefier overall and it looks very good on him. But he really needs to get to a hair loss doctor STAT and get on one of the best rejuvenators.

Another ever so stressful day in the life of Prince Harry. I don't know how he copes!

"I can get this off, but I'm going to need help putting it back on!"

Anyone else here use his Funkopop figure as a butt plug?

No?

Harry could really use our support.

Those manboobs are so perky, they jumped right out of that shirt.

Harry's tits are bigger than Meghan's.

Is he lactating to bond with the children?

I guess Meghan loves to fuck those titties with her strap-on.

You wanna see bitch tits? I’ll show you bitch tits. Cage meat bitch tits.

Oh, YUCK, R77!!!!

And that poor gal lost her life over these mooooo-bs?!

He used to have a nice torso.

Prince Harry has meaty pecs, which I find very sexy. Not every man has the chest of a Centurion breast plate shield on the battlefield. Harry is fine just the was he is, I wouldn't change anything, very sexy rascal. ;-)

These are not pectoral muscles R20, these are moobs.

I don't particularly care for him, but I'd gladly work on those meaty pecs. For hours.

Give me meaty pecs over slab pecs anytime.

He is a triple threat of money making possibilities.., Moobs, balding head resembling Friar Tuck, & his hard ass pimp explaining to potential Johns how tight yet willing his hole is.

Is he transitioning?

Has Meghan ordered him to become a chick so she can eat pussy instead of having to suck him off?

I like cute redheads too but his bald spot is just so jarring to me. It stands out way too much. I agree he should get a transplant or just shave it off.

He's starting to look like Edward in the face.

It’s all that California weed. The female clones gets you high but they give you bitch tits.

The tuft on his head is odd.

The tranny prince.

Of course the Daily Mail hates Meghan. She's part black. Thus, she must be destroyed.

Balding and getting fatter by the day, jesus, Sparkle is really turning him into your average fat bald american.

Yawn, R90.

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Yes. The Markle hate is so overblown and the simps for the BRF are pathetic to me. Yes Markle opportunistic and phony. But who cares? She's an actress and she played the game and still got what she wanted. I kinda admire her hustle. And it always seems to me Harry never wanted all the responsibility and antiquated expectations of royalty. He's a frat party boy at heart. He gets freedom and a hot babe for a wife.

Emma Thynn is way hotter than Meghan. She looks like a movie star. Gorgeous woman.

Yes, how dare someone not page through hundreds of terrifying clickbait about immigrants in order to find one article where they're nice to a black woman?? Explain yourself!!!!

Oh my. That Bath woman has had some ill-advised lip and jaw work done.

Daily Fail is only good for celebrity shit. It's not real journalism. People read it for a laugh.

i actually love his body! just my type

"I kinda admire her hustle".....uh, dya mean her Netflix "hustle" that got canned last week because she couldn't produce? The kiddie book that flopped? The entire BRF "hustle" consisting of a huge wide open international platfirm that Markle could not handle? She is a horrible businesswoman with no integrity, a serial lying grifter, and a middle aged fattie with a linty weave.

R21, He's eating too many carbs.

La Markle a "hot babe"?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, omfg.

In what world is this woman a "hot babe"?!?

'I kinda admire her hustle.....uh, dya mean her Netflix "hustle" that got canned last week because she couldn't produce?'

No, bitch - I mean the Netflix reality show that everyone including you is going to watch. I mean the 12m house in Montecito overlooking the ocean, while Trans Kate and Horse Teeth are stuck out in some drafty Windsor mansion under the Heathrow flight path.

I love the trolls. Meghan is pretty attractive. I get hating her for his actions and narcissism but she is good-looking. It's okay to admit people you dislike are physically attractive. Most actors and models are narcissists.

I'll just leave this here for Y'all. Pictures don't lie. Or a picture is wortha thousand words.

R90 You’re the racist

Pot tits.

R105 OK what about it? I mean I'm gay but I'm not blind. She's a good-looking woman and most straight men would line up to bang her. She's a hottie. If she was not then she would never would have been actress with her limited skills. Please, get over it

Sorry, but she has never been pretty. She used to be average at best. You can see lots of girls in, say, Southern Italy who look like in terms of her main face and body features but are much prettier. She sold herself as sex kitten to get what she wanted, that's all.

She must be excellent at pussywhipping though. Not necessarily a fantastic fuck but she must've ridden Harry's cock convincingly.

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R109 No you don't see girls like her in Southern Italy. She looks like a light-skinned Black girl (Vanessa Williams, LisaRaye and Tisha Martin type) especially when she doesn't press her hair and before the nose job. Her type is more common in Southern California, DC and Louisiana not Italy.

Femmy elder queens and ugly old fraus acting like they know what straight men want lol.

It's hilarious that Trans Kate and Meghan have the same build - flat chest, very skinny legs - yet one is idolised and the other written off as a fug despite being employed by Hollywood for glamour parts her entire career.

Nothing like trying to convince people that you're down to earth and just like ordinary folks by participating in an elitist sport like polo.

Don't care he's so hot.

[quote] being employed by Hollywood for glamour parts her entire career

Lol, wut?!?

Please get help, tranny bitch.

R112, you don't know either, you fat cunt.

Banned poster Dex is posting. He's the only bitch I've got blocked.

Megan Spongebob body Markle with the wheelchair legs -- are you sure you don't mean HIT as opposed to hot babe?

R113, oh yes, Tranny Markle is incredibly glamorous!

Straight men tend to like cute smiles, smooth skin, pouty lips, big tits, long legs and nice ass to grab. Women who look like women. Only women and elderly queens care about a woman's fashion sense, makeup style, hairstyles and expect them to have anorexic bodies of ten year olds. I'm gay actually but have plenty of straight male friends. Also, I don't hate women unlike the miserable assholes on here. I also like trolling the BRF and anti-Meghan trolls because you guys have such a low IQ and are so emotionally invested in this nonsense. The concept of a Royal Family is outdated in general.

'Straight men tend to like cute smiles, smooth skin, pouty lips, big tits, long legs and nice ass to grab'

They also like small petite girls, like Meghan, rather than oversized ones like Kate. You only have to watch all the dating shows and the straight dudes are saying their type is a 'little brunette' or similar. Hardly anyone ever says they want a looming horse of 5ft 10.

"petite" indeed.

William definitely has the better body by now. His father had one at his age. Wills is also beginning to look like Charles in the face. Definitely a Hanover.

He has really gotten ugly look at him here. YUCK

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Heinous!

He looks like Friar Tuck and she starts to look like a tranny.

That's marital bliss for you.

Gingers smell funny. They have a sour smell. Can't stand them.

Did he get himself some pectoral implants? Like Ren?

Most men under sixty just don't develop moobs like those. Really. I know that many actors have them. Smaller, flatter, more subtle ones than his, but he might've added to them with more body fat. Have them removed Harry. Just keep the body fat. That'll do it all by itself.

Meghan is so "black" that when she did a couple of Hallmark movies, both actors cast to play her immediate family were white as snow Canadians. She's only "black" when it's convenient or she needs to rally the black troops to come to her defense.

The Sugars are hilarious. Meghan is by no means ugly, but she's an average looking girl who's made the best of her features (at times). She also had plastic surgery. She has the body of Sponge Bob - practically no waist, wide shoulders and chicken legs. Kate has always been better looking. K has a much better body. For starters, she has a waist and shapely legs. Her face is nice, too, and didn't require any surgery.

I started developing breasts like a girl does when I was around 11. Those are not bitch tits.

I wish he'd be more natural, down-to-earth looking. He's no red-head, no curly-haired youth. Just wear a hat instead if you're so anti-hairhat. And, please, keep your top on, dude! Seriously.

So, what are they, R133? Moobies due to too much booze?

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J Lo always has white parents in her movies too. She is the furthest thing from white so it is hugely fucking wrong and racist to her Beaner roots.

Not when she played Selena.

R111, Meghan's looks are in no way comparable to Vanessa Williams'. Meghan, after her show business glow-up, became attractive, but Vanessa Williams started out a classic beauty.

Side effects of the antipsychotic medication Risperdal (generic: risperidone) may include gynecomastia, an embarrassing and emotionally damaging condition characterized by abnormal breast tissue growth in boys and young men.

R79 R96 R97 R103 R113 R118 R122

R118 is either retarded or high or both for thinking that someone that they've not only blocked but who also happens to be banned is posting in this thread and that they are able to see them.

Topic, please!

I see Dex all of the time. Half of him. He's like a shapeshifter.

As I noted earlier, pot tips. Harry's a big pot head, right?

Combined with medication mentioned above it's surprising he's not needing a man bra.

^ tits (not tips)

At least his moobs are not as prominent as Casey White's.

What if Lilibet starts looking like Uncle Earl.

Lil Lili is going to favor Samantha Markle.

George is already favoring "Uncle Earl". He seems to have got a big splash out of the Spencer gene pool.

George is a bit of everything -- a fine blend of Spencer and Windsor, spiced up by a bit of Middleton albeit much less than previously.

Charlotte looks a lot like William and The Queen. She used to resemble Carole Middleton when she was younger but that is pretty much gone.

Louis is a carbon copy of Michael Middleton.

Funnily, George used to look a lot like his maternal grandfather when he was younger but as in Charlotte's case, this previous resemblance is gone. With Louis it's too soon to tell, but I think he will remain Michael Middleton 2.0

Harry has a nice body. I've said it before, but I find his older sexier. I cannot find the pictures, but there are some where William is wearing an open neck shirt, and he has a very nice treasure trail. William's leaner, and he may tend to be like his father in build, whereas Harry may take after his mother's brother, getting puffy as he gets older.

R64 it's not unusual for European royals including the British royalty to wear wigs, if they are losing their hair. Harry is not a full-time working member of the Royal family, so why would it be a problem for him to seek treatment for his hair loss?

"it's surprising he's not needing a man bra.

It's called a manssiere, you idiot.

I love tits to be fucked.

Not necessarily my tits though.

Quite nice tits.

Are the tits due to hormones? Is he transitioning? Now that saga could get him & Netflix some clicks. Meghan totally supporting & standing by him This could be part of her political career platform. She could absolutely get elected. Imagine them on stage. Harry, now Harriet in full drag. Hopefully, Meghan not advising on clothes, shoes, make-up or hair. Maybe Ru or Alok can help in these areas. Meghan should just focus on her powerful message.

He likes those nipples pinched and that ass spanked.

Meghan on the election tour, standing by her 'man' who is in a dress w. full makeup now know as Harriet of the big tits. How do we think she would rock the Tammy Wynettte look? Biggest question is will she be singing Stand by Your Man at each whistle stop or just the major ones?

Meghan is preparing for the election campaign by making sure her husband transitions.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to the future First Lady of the United States, Prince Harry!"

Princess Harriet is once, twice, three times a womxn!