John Mulaney’s baby: why does it look totally Asian?

The baby is adorable.

He looks like his dad

[quote]John Mulaney’s baby: why does it look totally Asian?

ALL babies have small dicks.

John looks pretty adorable himself in that pic. He must be doing well. He's touring, and in Pittsburgh, he's playing in our large hockey/concert arena.

@r3, "ALL babies have small dicks. "

Especially the girl babies

Are you saying it’s not his?

dad's eyes are pretty slant-eyed gook-a-dook too! they are both cute.

Such a cute baby!!

Another race thread. For fuck’s sake OP.

OP is a moronic troll

The slant eye thing can be pretty persistent.

This is such a stupid question. Beautiful baby

Gorgeous baby. He doesn't look "totally" anything to me. Hope John is happy?

[quote]Hope John is happy?

Upspeak?

Blue eyes are such a common Asian trait.

OP is a shitty annoying trolling blind twat.

John looks good. Sobriety agree with him. I wonder if I could go to AA meeting he's attending and lift my caftan?

Don't know the guy, but he looks happy and proud. He's a cute guy. The baby is adorable. Sweet. :-)

John has even mentioned that he looked Asian American when he was a child.

I was about to say that too, r19, but when I went to find a photo of him looking Asian, I couldn't. Maybe this one?

The baby really takes after his mother in the looks department, thankfully. Hopefully he won't take after either of them as far as personality disorders and such go.

I've noticed that Irish eyes can look slightly Asian

So two Irish curses?

The baby is one quarter Asian.

What a douche

Mullaney himself jokes about his having Asian eyes.

Both of them have gross chinky eyes. Yuck.

It looks white. Most babies are fat which makes their eyes look tiny and they have broad facial features like a wide nose and big lips. I find newborn babies look the same no matter the skin color.

R27 You must be blind as a cunty bat then. That is not true at all. Chinese people spends millions every year to fix their horrible eyes. It is like whites, who have no ass and no lips.

I love my Asian eyes and am really attracted to men who have them.

Would you say Keanu Reeves should get eye surgery?

Keanu can pass as white, is he ethnic? That is news to me. His eyes look normal.

That baby doesn’t look Asian in that photo. Looks like Bjork.

John looks great and that is a cute baby. John does a bit in his act about how he looked Asian when he was young. I really think most of John's problems stemmed from that horrible former wife of his.

R15 Babies don’t get their permanent eye color till 9-10 months.

John is Irish descent. There are Irish with small eyes, high cheekbones, olive skin and jet black hair. Lara Flynn Boyle, Barry Keoghan, Jimmy Fallon and the Cowsills. That can make them appear sorta Asian but they don't pass for it. Bjork is Icelandic I think, so maybe has Sami blood.

R32, nah, John was just a spoiled kid. Stereotypically, he needed to have a kid of his own to grow up.

Bjork is Sami? Get...the...fuck...out...moron!

That baby is friggin cute

Good luck, baby. Your parents are garbage.

Poor cute baby has a slut for a mother.

A face only a mother could love long time.

It has mongoloid features but it’s cute.

Have you ever actually seen an asian baby OP? That baby looks nothing like an asian kid.

I bet the baby has really changed his life and the best thing that has happened to him. He can focus on the baby instead being obsessive, anxious and having to be a perfectionist.

Having a baby makes John more desirable to gay men, doesn't it.

Babies are magnets for gays attracted to "young dads".

That was John's plan all along.

What's the baby's name?

Don't all newborn babies tend to look "Asian" because their eyes aren't "fully opened" yet? In my cradle picture I have these same Asian slant eyes with almost no visible sclera. That went away once I hit about 10 months.

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The baby's mother Olivia Munn is half-Asian. Her mother came from Vietnam as a refugee following the war.

Tom Brady is the real father. 😢

[quote]The baby's mother Olivia Munn is half-Asian.

Why doesn't this thread exist...?

I looked very asian as a baby and young kid, especially when just waking up.

Maybe that baby is "turning Japanese".

I thought this was Grant Gustin at first. This is the best picture John has ever taken. He should always take them lying down.

Is he and Olivia a real couple or did he just want a baby so bad she did him a favor? She gets a cute baby who is basically white and fat paycheck.

[quote]I bet the baby has really changed his life and the best thing that has happened to him.

He's an addict and the absolute WORST thing he (and you, and others) could do is heap a bunch of responsibility on a little baby like this. "Oh, the baby will change him, the baby is the best thing to happen to him, he'll clean up for the baby" PFFT

Addictions do not work that way. This guy had layers upon layers of lies and personalities he was juggling along with his addiction, and the dude piled even MORE lies on top of that with his PR campaign after he got caught knocking up the side piece while he was supposed to be in rehab.

This baby will not cure it all and it sucks that anyone would expect it to. That's putting a lot of pressure on a little kid to become the reason his dad stops being an addict. Just stop it.

One of his standup bits is about how he has always looked the same throughout his life except when he looked like a 'tiny Chinese woman' as a child.

I laughed hard because I did, too. I had light brown hair in a bowl cut, and my eyes—as a black friend once told me—'look kinda Chinky.' (Don't shoot the messenger.)

Actually, I have large, blue-grey eyes, but they turn down a bit at the outside edges because they are hooded/have heavy lids, which is actually pretty common among British, Irish and Scandinavian people. My ancestry is solely from those three areas according to Ancestry DNA.

Sean Bean, Ian McKellen and plenty of others have eyes like this. Mine are not as 'squinty' as theirs are, but my fathers' are and so I imagine that I will have lids like this in good time.

All my life, people have complimented my eye color and 'intensity,' the latter of which I think comes from the hooded lids. I consider my eyes my best feature. And yes, I do look like a little Asian lady with light hair to myself in some photos from toddlerhood.

Here's a picture of Sean Bean.

R32, hi Olivia! If John's problems were all stemming from a horrible wife then he did himself no favors by procreating with a vicious bitch like you!

The baby is 3/4 white:

Munn was born on July 3, 1980 in Oklahoma City, to Kimberly Nguyen and Winston Munn.

Her father is of German, Irish, and English ancestry.

Her mother, who is of Chinese ancestry, arrived as a Vietnamese refugee in the United States in 1975, following the Vietnam War, and settled in Oklahoma where she met Munn's father..

Munn has a younger brother, John, a physicist; an older brother, James, a custom motorcycle shop owner; and two older sisters, Annie and Sara, the latter of whom is a lawyer.

Yikes, R57. What a cunt.

R39 True of any full-blooded Irish babe as well

The baby has Lucy Liu’s eyes

Omg

Didn't realise the kid is called Malcolm. I can only picture Malcolm McDowell from 'A Clockwork Orange'

That kid is one cute chonker.

John is fat now!

Even his fattie pants are stretched to bursting at R62.

Wonder what Olivia thinks of her hard-fought "prize" these days.

That baby is one of the cutest babies I’ve ever seen.

Congrats to the parents!

Mulaney is posting photos of his baby in Fendi to Instagram now? What a disappointment that must be for his fans. He's Kardashianed himself.

Because it was clearly purchased in Laos.

Leave Trappy alone!

[quote]That baby is one of the cutest babies I’ve ever seen.

I agree, he really is ridiculously cute. Hopefully he has a better personality than either one of his twatty parents.