Calling DL psychics: I need your help!

Have you checked your ass?

Pray to St. Anthony.

St. Anthony told me to ask you cunts.

Check the bathroom and kitchen. That’s where I usually find mine. Or in the couch cushions.

It's in the drawer of your nightstand or under your bed.

Check the cabins around the lake.

The prison guard lady and her 6"9 lover stole it. I'm sorry.

Check under the chair that’s next to the little table.

I looked in all these places! Why can't the psychics locate it for me??

OMG! I just found it! It was on the little table next to my bed-- wrong room for it! I guess this means that St. Anthony's powers are great than our DL psychics! Now we know.

So, now that the thread’s solved, are you guys gonna hang out here for a while or go? I have a few Little Debbie snack cakes and some Zimas. We can get a party going, if you want. If any of the guys with psychic powers can tell me the brand of spatula in my ass right now, I’ll let you pull it out 😉

I did see a little table, OP. You must sleep a lot in your chair, which is why it showed me the chair instead of your bed. Is there a person around you whose name begins with “P”? Is there a mother figure on your mother’s side who’s passed? It can be a mother, or a grandmother. Or an aunt. Or even your neighbor’s wife, if she’s a mother like person. They’re telling me you watch too much TV.